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hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

CitrusFrog posted:

edit: Also, why the hell is this not a costume option yet?



I'm guessing because they modeled this guy that way, instead of making it clothing you can put on or take off.

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wafflemoose
Apr 10, 2009

Because Rockstar hates fun. You could also use this answer for every bad or questionable aspect of this game.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
They put silly poo poo in the game, in singleplayer, and then they don't really let you use much of the silly poo poo or do anything except look at it. Unless it's in "Director Mode" then you can pick silly models if you want and dick around. It's like they have this idea in their heads of what the game "should" be and they don't want people messing around with their Pure Vision of GTA V. In online, you can be Generic Criminal Guy or Gal and dress to the nines in high fashion and drive fancy (but not silly) cars.

Maybe the next Saints Row reboot will have a massively-multiplayer online component.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


King Vidiot posted:


Maybe the next Saints Row reboot will have a massively-multiplayer online component.

Don't get my hopes up like that :sigh:


edit: This whole loving thing with assholes being able to throw disconnects is really irritating the poo poo out of me

Hexenritter fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Jun 16, 2015

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
I cannot get on online

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I cannot get on online

Oh yeah? Tell me more.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I cannot get on online

Time to re-install GTA V :hehe:

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

hellfaucet posted:

Oh yeah? Tell me more.

stop :(

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I cannot get on online

please return to GTA V and try again later

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

While you're waiting TopHats, tell us what's in your garages.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

hellfaucet posted:

While you're waiting TopHats, tell us what's in your garages.

omg so much this top hats

Zenzizenzizenzic
May 25, 2012

Fun Shoe
I have 26 Kalaharis and a Youga

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Zenzizenzizenzic posted:

I have 26 Kalaharis and a Youga

pics or GTFO

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Zenzizenzizenzic posted:

I have 26 Kalaharis and a Youga

That leaves space for 3 more Kalaharis, slacker :colbert:

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Zenzizenzizenzic posted:

I have 26 Kalaharis and a Youga

No Armored Karuma?

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
Guys stop asking top hats to talk even more

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Zigmidge posted:

Guys stop asking top hats to talk even more

Tell me more :allears:

Also post ur garage scrub

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose

How about you stop making GBS threads up the thread.


Kidding.

Dryer Lint
May 17, 2010

Biggest most lovable jerk on the internet.
:sun:

Zigmidge posted:

Guys stop asking top hats to talk even more

Gods forbid that the last bastion of sanity and good posting stop posting in the thread. Tophats, on behalf of the entire thread I'd like to invite you to talk even more. Especially with your awesome offroad vehicle reviews, the next of which I await with bated breath.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Dryer Lint posted:

i have no sense of context

lol

theguybro
Dec 16, 2012

Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Rockstar failed yet again at trying to make their anti cheat a little bit better. As a matter of fact they made it even worse.

Rockstar is doing pretty well to troll people who decide to play legitimately.

theguybro fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Jun 16, 2015

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

theguybro posted:

Rockstar failed yet again at trying to make their anti cheat a little bit better. As a matter of fact they made it even worse.

Details? Seriously, your in depth explanations and looks at how GTA Online poo poo works are fascinating :allears:

theguybro
Dec 16, 2012

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

T1g4h posted:

Details? Seriously, your in depth explanations and looks at how GTA Online poo poo works are fascinating :allears:

Can't, this is the console thread. I'll hit you up on Social Club

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

theguybro posted:

Can't, this is the console thread. I'll hit you up on Social Club

But but but I'm at work and bored waiting to go home and play. :smith:

theguybro
Dec 16, 2012

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

hellfaucet posted:

But but but I'm at work and bored waiting to go home and play. :smith:

I'll let all the people who I play this poo poo with know the deal with what's happening. gently caress the rest. I'm gonna be on GTA today so we'll play and I'll explain.

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

theguybro posted:

I'll let all the people who I play this poo poo with know the deal with what's happening. gently caress the rest. I'm gonna be on GTA today so we'll play and I'll explain.

Cool, I'll shoot you a PM in-game when I get home.

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
lol

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

theguybro posted:

I'll let all the people who I play this poo poo with know the deal with what's happening. gently caress the rest. I'm gonna be on GTA today so we'll play and I'll explain.

I'll hit you up on social club tonight. I too am curious and also had a comment/question for you.

Also I am disappoint you didn't post ur garage Zigmidge this is urgent tia

theguybro
Dec 16, 2012

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

coupedeville posted:

I'll hit you up on social club tonight. I too am curious and also had a comment/question for you.

Also I am disappoint you didn't post ur garage Zigmidge this is urgent tia

He's being legit about his garage, I seen that poo poo. it's crazy

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
I AM, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, UNFUCKABLE AND A TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT TO EVERYONE. DAE WANNA CUM PLAY WITH ME!?




I'll also hit you up tonight to find out why. This seems like a lot more posts than just one post to explain it to us. In either case, tonight, I'll hit you up.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

VulgarandStupid posted:

I'll also hit you up tonight to find out why. This seems like a lot more posts than just one post to explain it to us. In either case, tonight, I'll hit you up.

He can't talk about it b/c someone will flip out and flood R* with tweets

Pogue Ma Hoon
Oct 17, 2013

I like a nice pair of slacks.
Is there any way to spawn the hardtop Declasse Stallion? The store only sells convertibles and convertibles suck.

titties posted:

He can't talk about it b/c someone will flip out and flood R* with tweets

What sort of rat fink would squeal on a videogame hacker?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Pogue Ma Hoon posted:

Is there any way to spawn the hardtop Declasse Stallion? The store only sells convertibles and convertibles suck.


What sort of rat fink would squeal on a videogame hacker?

a.) You should be able to add the hard top at LSC

b.) I'm not telling because I'm not a rat

E: i'm the screenshots in the tweets

Pogue Ma Hoon
Oct 17, 2013

I like a nice pair of slacks.

titties posted:

a.) You should be able to add the hard top at LSC

b.) I'm not telling because I'm not a rat

E: i'm the screenshots in the tweets

a) You can't I've tried. :(
b) That's good

c) Tweets?

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

How many of you nerds wish you were this cool dude:

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Trabisnikof posted:

How many of you nerds wish you were this cool dude:



me

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Pogue Ma Hoon posted:

a) You can't I've tried. :(
b) That's good

c) Tweets?

Yeah, they're short messages you post on the website "twitter". It's like if facebook was only status updates. I don't understand it very well because I'm old.


E:


same

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

coupedeville posted:

Also I am disappoint you didn't post ur garage Zigmidge this is urgent tia

My garages are nothing but brown Dukes'. It's brown all the way down.

BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.


titties posted:

He can't talk about it b/c someone will flip out and flood R* with tweets

I will laugh if the new vulnerabilities are a honeypot and they want them used.

...That would be giving them too much credit.

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the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8fvdqZ17Dk

the video for the phone is even cooler

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