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Xlorp posted:In the spirit of scientific inquiry, exactly who could you gently caress if you were alone on desert island? The essence of that situational trope is the absence of companionship. 
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mycella lannister wanted to gently caress jamie lannister, her father, but was killed by poison 
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IllCamino posted:darwin and einstein were cuzin fukkkers. seems like the smart thing to do. As long as you're loving a reasonably distant cousin, you're alright for quite a few generations. Also, if you didn't grow up with them around then it's likely that you and your cousin would find each other desirable. Genetics or some poo poo.
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Top City Homo posted:mycella lannister wanted to gently caress jamie lannister, her father, but was killed by poison Jim bob lannister
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Pvt.Scott posted:As long as you're loving a reasonably distant cousin, you're alright for quite a few generations. Also, if you didn't grow up with them around then it's likely that you and your cousin would find each other desirable. Genetics or some poo poo. Someone shoulda told Thomas Hardy that.
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Jimmy Jim Jim Bobadoo
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Pvt.Scott posted:As long as you're loving a reasonably distant cousin, you're alright for quite a few generations. Also, if you didn't grow up with them around then it's likely that you and your cousin would find each other desirable. Genetics or some poo poo. 
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Jun 17, 2015 01:13
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the gently caress is a second cousin?
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Jun 17, 2015 01:28
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:the gently caress is a second cousin?
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Jun 17, 2015 01:29
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your (first) cousins kids
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:the gently caress is a second cousin? Dangerously close to not being fuckable at all by Hapsburg criteria
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Those aren't "reasonably distant" cousin relationships. Uncle-niece marriages are majorly hosed up, because an uncle and niece share, on average, 25% of their DNA. That's the same amount you share with a grandparent or a half-sibling. Marrying your uncle is the same as marrying your half-brother.
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Mnemosyne posted:Those aren't "reasonably distant" cousin relationships. Uncle-niece marriages are majorly hosed up, because an uncle and niece share, on average, 25% of their DNA. That's the same amount you share with a grandparent or a half-sibling. Marrying your uncle is the same as marrying your half-brother. ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:the gently caress is a second cousin? A first cousin is when your parents are siblings. A second cousin is when your grandparents were siblings. So think about your grandma. Her brother is your great-uncle. His kids are your first-cousins-once-removed. His grandkids are your second cousins. Look at me, all serious posting in this thread. Jim Bob. EDIT: poo poo, quote is not edit.
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This will never not be hilarious I mean loving look at that
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A few years ago when myspace was a thing I ran into a distant cousin who still shared my last name. She was searching for distant relatives and after consulting my grandfather she was indeed the grand daughter of a great aunt. The hosed up thing was she still had the same loving facial features of everyone in my immediate family. So going with that experience, I think if you can trace your lineage to a living common ancestor you should NOT try gently caress them, imo.
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Code Jockey posted:This will never not be hilarious I mean loving look at that It's either less or more funny when you realize that a couple of eighteenth century world wars happened because of this.
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hemophilia posted:A few years ago when myspace was a thing I ran into a distant cousin who still shared my last name. She was searching for distant relatives and after consulting my grandfather she was indeed the grand daughter of a great aunt. The hosed up thing was she still had the same loving facial features of everyone in my immediate family. Are you saying you hosed her
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The Fattest PI posted:Are you saying you hosed her like, the opposite. Blood runs really deep, i don't understand any degree of cousin loving.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:the gently caress is a second cousin? Good to go 
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Man, now that people don't seem to be falling all over themselves to defend the actions of an incestuous pedophile rapist and the actions of his family that lead to him evading legal punishment, I can't seem to build up any sort of righteous anger any longer.All I've got is more of an intellectual disapproval now. Is Duggargate over? 
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duggargate is old news friend, now it's all about goons deciding where exactly is the line between incest and a fun time with a familiar face
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fyi the line is second cousin, or first cousin if she's freaky
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Lord of Pie posted:Dangerously close to not being fuckable at all by Hapsburg criteria Well, If you don't mind your kid having a chin like an elbow. 
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Josh is back on twitter, wishing his son a happy 4th birthday #tooold
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This is what you get with that level of cousin fuckin' jim bob \  quote:The physician who practiced his autopsy stated that his body "did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water."
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Lord of Pie posted:This is what you get with that level of cousin fuckin' sounds like josh
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Yeah that "bald by 35" thing makes me thing the Duggars have been Hapsburgin' it up for a while because even the young kids have receding hairlines.
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Jimpity Bobdah, Jimpity Ay
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Hilarious bloodlines aside, I'd take the medical opinion of a physician from the year 1700 with a grain of salt.
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Toadvine posted:Hilarious bloodlines aside, I'd take the medical opinion of a physician from the year 1700 with a grain of salt. Hell, I'd take the opinion of a physician from the year 2000 with a little bit of salt without a second opinion.
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"repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live" I want this on my tombstone.
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Aunt Jimima Bob Bedaya Doo De Roo
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How come only the boys get hyphenated names like Jim-Bob? Where are the Betty-Sues? The Jamie-Lynns? (that last one even starts with a J, so it's suitable for Michelle "eyes as crazy as my vagina is distended" Duggar
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BrigadierSensible posted:How come only the boys get hyphenated names like Jim-Bob? According to wikipedia, there's Joy-Anna and Jordyn-Grace.
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PT6A posted:According to wikipedia, there's Joy-Anna and Jordyn-Grace. That's even worse!
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