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Gibbo
Sep 13, 2008

"yes James. Remove that from my presence. It... Offends me" *sips overpriced wine*

VacaGrande posted:

He's not an explosive climber but he's got the legs once he settles into a rhythm. His problem has always been consistency, he always has that Richie Porte-style one bad day.

He's just a bitch and BMC needs to drop him.

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VacaGrande
Dec 24, 2003
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

Gibbo posted:

He's just a bitch and BMC needs to drop him.

Who would they promote or pick up instead? TVG's on a steady track upward over the years and he's the right guy for them. If he's not on the podium at a GT in the next couple of years then I'll agree that it's time to look elsewhere but he's doing well.

Pocket
Aug 27, 2006

Love how Tony Martin just goes on solo breaks as if they are training rides.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
ITV 4's commentary with David Millar is so much better than Eurosport.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Froome wants to go already.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I can feel the breeze from his spinning chainrings.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
My stream poo poo the bed. Looks like he made it?

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Feb 29, 2012


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Paddyb posted:

My stream poo poo the bed. Looks like he made it?

Sadly yes.

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004

peanut- posted:

ITV 4's commentary with David Millar is so much better than Eurosport.

Is he allowed to curse?


Edit. F Chris Froome

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...
Whoever said Chris Froome looks like a handful of spaghetti flung on a bike was dead on. Ugh.

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Feb 29, 2012


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Nice win for Sagan today in tour de suisse, crazy fast finish

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

African AIDS cum posted:

Nice win for Sagan today in tour de suisse, crazy fast finish

I've got money on him for the rainbow jersey this year.

Gibbo
Sep 13, 2008

"yes James. Remove that from my presence. It... Offends me" *sips overpriced wine*

VacaGrande posted:

Who would they promote or pick up instead? TVG's on a steady track upward over the years and he's the right guy for them. If he's not on the podium at a GT in the next couple of years then I'll agree that it's time to look elsewhere but he's doing well.

Literally anyone else. A good European team should not be being led by a God Fearing, unnecessarily breeding, ineloquent American.

Keep your loving baby off the podium, nobody cares.

dema
Aug 13, 2006

Oh, so that's why TvG makes my skin crawl.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
BMC is a European team?

Premature
Dec 9, 2014

Shut your eyes, I don't want to get glitter in them.
Buglord
It's US-registered with a European title sponsor

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Exactly

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Feb 29, 2012


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Gibbo posted:

Literally anyone else. A good European team should not be being led by a God Fearing, unnecessarily breeding, ineloquent American.

Keep your loving baby off the podium, nobody cares.

This is corny

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
When you think about it, Tejay is the perfect weirdo prima donna crybaby successor to Cadel.

Premature
Dec 9, 2014

Shut your eyes, I don't want to get glitter in them.
Buglord

Paddyb posted:

When you think about it, Tejay is the perfect weirdo prima donna crybaby successor to Cadel.

I think I've seen Talansky cry more than Tejay, though.

Pocket
Aug 27, 2006

I've read BMC described as a Belgian team in terms of internal culture and practices.

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
BMC is an American (registered) team with a Swiss brand and an Belgian culture. Huh.

Gibbo
Sep 13, 2008

"yes James. Remove that from my presence. It... Offends me" *sips overpriced wine*

The Deadly Hume posted:

BMC is an American (registered) team with a Swiss brand and an Belgian culture. Huh.

Likely registered as an American team for some sort of tax break somewhere.

Jamsque
May 31, 2009
I've read rumours that BMC and IAM will merge at the end of the season to form a slightly less mediocre Swiss team.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Race organisers recruit bikini wearing podium girls from a local company that specialise in strippers. For a womens cycle race.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cycling/33145897

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about
This Gerrit bloke sounds like a proper "lad" and no mistake

Gibbo
Sep 13, 2008

"yes James. Remove that from my presence. It... Offends me" *sips overpriced wine*

serious gaylord posted:

Race organisers recruit bikini wearing podium girls from a local company that specialise in strippers. For a womens cycle race.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cycling/33145897

Those are some blown out strippers. Gross.


And aren't all female athlete's gay anyhow?

Xir
Jul 31, 2007

I smell fan fiction...
No.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

serious gaylord posted:

Race organisers recruit bikini wearing podium girls from a local company that specialise in strippers. For a womens cycle race.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cycling/33145897
Women's sports in 2015 ladies and gents.

Gibbo posted:

And aren't all female athlete's gay anyhow?
Go away

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Lizzie Armistead got taken out by a photographer who didnt get out the way after winning a sprint. Taken to hospital on oxygen and a spine board. Yet another accident caused by idiots.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

serious gaylord posted:

Lizzie Armistead got taken out by a photographer who didnt get out the way after winning a sprint. Taken to hospital on oxygen and a spine board. Yet another accident caused by idiots.

The reports I saw said that the photographer was in the right place, she just stacked it celebrating.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

tarbrush posted:

The reports I saw said that the photographer was in the right place, she just stacked it celebrating.

The video shows her going straight on and the photographers just not getting out the way.

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Feb 29, 2012


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serious gaylord posted:

The video shows her going straight on and the photographers just not getting out the way.

Maybe she should have braked

Crystael
Mar 19, 2010

African AIDS cum posted:

Maybe she should have braked

Good point. I'd forgotten that women aren't allowed to celebrate after winning a sprint!

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/33170616

Sounds like it was mostly her fault unfortunately

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Feb 29, 2012


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Crystael posted:

Good point. I'd forgotten that women aren't allowed to celebrate after winning a sprint!

Can you link to me actually saying this?

Gibbo
Sep 13, 2008

"yes James. Remove that from my presence. It... Offends me" *sips overpriced wine*

evil_bunnY posted:

Women's sports in 2015 ladies and gents.

Go away


loving loosen your cloak dog.

Everyone that races bicycles is ~clearly~ gay. You spend all day grooming your body, hammering it in to sculpted perfection, and then keep your head down a couple inches from someone else's buttocks who does the same thing, clad in form enhancing lycra.

It's only a matter of time before your true ~feelings~ about the same sex awakens.

But I see you post in the "Post your shame coverings" thread and know nothing about the glory of the human form.

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Feb 29, 2012


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j_kvzc8OYE

Yeah this is not the photographers fault

Gibbo
Sep 13, 2008

"yes James. Remove that from my presence. It... Offends me" *sips overpriced wine*

I don't get why the photographers have to continue to be so close to the finish line, even slightly off to the side. It's not like super high grade zoom lenses and poo poo don't exist.

People can take a picture of a bird half a kilometer away and have it look like it's right in front of them, why not the finish line from 20-30m or a raised platform off to the side?

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Feb 29, 2012


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Gibbo posted:

I don't get why the photographers have to continue to be so close to the finish line, even slightly off to the side. It's not like super high grade zoom lenses and poo poo don't exist.

People can take a picture of a bird half a kilometer away and have it look like it's right in front of them, why not the finish line from 20-30m or a raised platform off to the side?

I'm not a photographer but at this point women's pro cycling is barely (or maybe not even) commercially viable and they need all the exposure they can get. Photographers are in the same spot for mens races too.

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