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If you Google "moose are terrifying" many crazy but true stories pop up. Pretty sure moose are the origin of a lot of monster legends.
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Zephonith posted:Sweden has Moose tests for cars. That's for evading a moose though, not to check whether the car can survive ramming one.
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A friend hit a moose on the highway once in a small, older car. The hood was smashed, the windshield was broken, the car was totalled. The moose stood up, gave them a dirty look, and walked away.
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Collateral Damage posted:Meese are intentionally designed to gently caress up cars and their occupants. Uh, it's moosen. 
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Jun 17, 2015 13:50
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Morter posted:Uh, it's moosen. Are the babies moslings?
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Collateral Damage posted:Meese are intentionally designed to gently caress up cars and their occupants. They're one of the reasons A-pillars on modern cars are so beefy. I hate these meeses to pieces
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Tardigrade posted:Are the babies moslings? Mooselets
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Moosejaws: The Revenge 
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Tardigrade posted:Are the babies moslings? 
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Funnily enough, the lead-in for CBC Radio's 'And finally...' news item this morning was Moose Jaw Pig on the Lam... unfortunately the web version of the article is slightly more prosaic. Moose Jaw police probe pig complaint
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Morter posted:Uh, it's moosen. Many much moosen
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One Swell Foop posted:Funnily enough, the lead-in for CBC Radio's 'And finally...' news item this morning was Moose Jaw Pig on the Lam... unfortunately the web version of the article is slightly more prosaic. It's weird to see police refer to themselves as pigs
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Morter posted:Uh, it's moosen. Elchen. Borkelchen in Swedish.
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Jun 17, 2015 16:42
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Oh great. Who wasted a wish on the monkey's paw?
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22 Eargesplitten posted:Elchen. Borkelchen in Swedish. Älgen?
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Tardigrade posted:Are the babies moslings?  
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GrossMurpel posted:That's for evading a moose though, not to check whether the car can survive ramming one. Which is what is actually going to happen if a moose chooses to cross paths with you. What the evasion test shows has never happened in the real world. It is just propaganda perpetuated by the moose.
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 (Side note: I am disappointed that there seems to be no existing proof that the Times ever ran the headline "Foot Heads Arms Body" when Michael Foot was put in charge of a nuclear disarmament committee.)
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So you're saying the claim it did doesn't have a leg to stand on?
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Moose Chat - Video of momma moose fighting off a couple of wolves that are trying to get at her babby moose. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VXfCq6oOg4 Spoiler: Don't gently caress with momma moose
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Say Nothing posted:How did this thread get derailed by moose? Are moose in Norway typically found in bathrooms?
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Say Nothing posted:How did this thread get derailed by moose? That's what happens when you separate a man from his moose 
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My mom's cousin was killed by a moose. He was driving a soft-top convertable and the moose fell off the edge of a hill and on to the top of his car. SPLAT. edit: Moose are dangerous, even just by existing as a moose.
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Aquaman got a new career.
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Other children bullied: Pilot Moxie
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GrossMurpel posted:That's for evading a moose though, not to check whether the car can survive ramming one. Tests like that have been done, but I don’t think they’re routine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7va6-0StIK4
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Collateral Damage posted:Aquaman got a new career. Yep, and we laughed about it 2 pages ago.
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Wasn't Blanket's actual name Prince II (since he had another kid also named Prince)? My Jacksology is rusty.
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My God... bullied at 13
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Might help if he didn't look like he just got sorted into Slytherin 
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I first thought the funny was that Nedved looked like an old lady.
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davidspackage posted:Wasn't Blanket's actual name Prince II (since he had another kid also named Prince)? Half right; Michael, Paris-Michael and Prince Michael, iirc.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Might help if he didn't look like he just got sorted into Slytherin Are we sure his dad isn't Frank Zappa?
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It's a young John Romero!
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So today I learned that "gently caress her right in the pussy" was completely made up by one dude who created a series of hoax news bloopers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_her_right_in_the_pussy This is a sad day
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