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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

one's reaction to punk leaving is a good way to spot authoritarians and/or entitled babies

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i bought a t-shirt, ergo

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
i bought oatgan's house

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Daniel Bryan posted:

i bought oatgan's house

oatgan lives in the woods in a tree. Sometimes he ventures into town but gets scared when a girl says hello to him.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Daniel Bryan posted:

i bought oatgan's house

oatgan lost all his money on the stock market and now he's JBL's slave.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

sticklefifer posted:

oatgan lost all his money on the stock market and now he's JBL's slave.

Unlike HBK, Oatgan enjoys it.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
Oatgan invested in a strip mall.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

sticklefifer posted:

oatgan lost all his money on the stock market and now he's JBL's slave.

Actually this is an elaborate ruse meant to hide the fact that Oatgan is actually findomming JBL.

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

Daniel Bryan posted:

i bought oatgan's house

It's swank as hell, ya done good

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


They're really dedicated to the idea that ROH wants to cross-promote with them.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

hunh I thought they were just saying that roh doesn't have any talent that anybody wants to see. buncha tna cast-offs

rovert
Jun 10, 2013


When it is possibly indie worker Cherry Bomb.

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine

Stiffing talent on pay and firing people so you can bring in stars from some other fed just for one event? This isn't CHIKARA, man

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

rovert posted:



When it is possibly indie worker Cherry Bomb.

I'm gonna laugh so hard when they tease a major surprise for Slammiversary and it turns out to be Pepper Parks

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Pantalones Azul, complete with lucha mask.

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine

sportsgenius86 posted:

I'm gonna laugh so hard when they tease a major surprise for Slammiversary and it turns out to be Pepper Parks

As if, they'd be lucky to get Papadon

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

rovert posted:



When it is possibly indie worker Cherry Bomb.

This does bring up an interesting question though. He's not coming back to wrestling ever, but if he did, he'd sooner go back to WWE than go to TNA, surely?

He'd most likely go back to ROH though.

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
Didn't punk say he'd never go back to tna?

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

He's gonna go to pwg and then I'll die happy

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

He's gonna go to pwg and then I'll die happy

That would be cool

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

if i just made up a scoop that punk and super dragon have heat so that will never happen it wouldn't be that hard to believe would it

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

nope

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

good, because it's real

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Why headline Wrestlemania when you can headline Slammiversary?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Isn't it just NJPW and ROH matches this week

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Aurain posted:

Why headline Wrestlemania when you can headline Slammiversary?

Sorry Phil, you'll have to job to Kurt Angle and Crazzy Steve in a reverse triple threat lockdown throwdown match™.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

toot toot

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I think he could've easily stretched that train analogy out for another few paragraphs personally I was just starting to get it

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
Plenty of snacks? TNA fans can't afford snacks.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Aesop Poprock posted:

I think he could've easily stretched that train analogy out for another few paragraphs

yeah, he really ran out of steam.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

sportsgenius86 posted:

I'm gonna laugh so hard when they tease a major surprise for Slammiversary and it turns out to be Pepper Parks

Pepper Parks dressed up like 00s Punk(with wig) and Cherry calling herself AJ Leee.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTXpXesMcKE&t=5s

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

This old engine makes it on time. Leaves Central Station at a quarter till nine.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



They're 2, they're 4, they're 6, they're 8
Paying production staff very late

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Is the spoiler free train the same one that ran over Mickie James?

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

DeathChicken posted:

This old engine makes it on time. Leaves Central Station at a quarter till nine.

Nah, a quarter to nine is ROH’s territory now.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

The (September) Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Niiiiight train to cancellation...

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Psychlone
Sep 3, 2004

It's never straight up and down!

Maxwell Lord posted:

Niiiiight train to cancellation...

I'm Cherokee Kurt.

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