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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Wasabi the J posted:

vicious dog attack



You deserved it.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'd hate to see his bark.

no i wouldn't

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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you don't see barks. you hear them

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mak0rz posted:

you don't see barks. you hear them

INCORRECT

https://www.google.com/#q=dogwood+tree+bark

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

i stand corrected!

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Moustachedogge rules. Wanna pette that dogge.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

This is Maddie the coonhound. I first saw Maddie in an issue of National Geographic. Her owner likes to pose her and take photos.







Many, many more photos here:
http://maddieonthings.com/

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I spent way too much time giving this dogge pets instead of working.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

This is Maddie the coonhound. I first saw Maddie in an issue of National Geographic. Her owner likes to pose her and take photos.







Many, many more photos here:
http://maddieonthings.com/

I love hounds :3:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I spent way too much time giving this dogge pets instead of working.



Not possible.

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I spent way too much time giving this dogge pets instead of working.



Repent. Quit your job. Pette dogges.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Just going to leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niLxhiywXqw

Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
Poor puppy can't corner.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Weltlich posted:

Repent. Quit your job. Pette dogges.

Hey now, as we say in my family, "someone needs to earn the dog food money"

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Starting a gofundme to have people give me money to foster lots of dogges and give pettes all day and live near a Dogge beach in a swanky bachelor pad. Anyone who donates $5,000 can have a sleepover


tia

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



I kept waiting for the inside lane pup to eat poo poo and take out the outside lane pup.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Weiner dog races

http://youtu.be/slsj5B0Mx-8

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
They grow up so fast. :3: :3:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Lol at the 1 minute mark

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMrpp5nFMiw

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Pet this dogge all day today

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


Arlo update from my family: "Arlo had a really good walk with his friend Sami this morning. He thought he might impress her if he tried to dye his coat green...with otter poop. Sammy was not impressed and Arlo just earned himself a bath."
My response: Good dogge.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

A very good dogge.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.
Dogge thinks he is people?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://youtu.be/aaVJsamcaXA


It's a pit climbing a ladder



Also who has two thumbs and just signed for a place that allows dogges that is right next to dog beach? This guy.

Have a bit before I actually get there. Don't want to start looking for dogs just yet. Can't be an "official" aggressive breed which are the obvious and then some obscure ones like Great Danes? Also no German shepherds but I guess that kind of makes sense. Most all rescues seem to be at least half pit or boxer though. Also has to be over a year old. Honestly don't mind an older dog. Anyways not looking for any specific dog really just no yappy dogges,want a smedium sized one, and can't be what's considered aggressive

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Jun 24, 2015

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Corgi

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

http://youtu.be/aaVJsamcaXA


It's a pit climbing a ladder



Also who has two thumbs and just signed for a place that allows dogges that is right next to dog beach? This guy.

Have a bit before I actually get there. Don't want to start looking for dogs just yet. Can't be an "official" aggressive breed which are the obvious and then some obscure ones like Great Danes? Also no German shepherds but I guess that kind of makes sense. Most all rescues seem to be at least half pit or boxer though. Also has to be over a year old. Honestly don't mind an older dog. Anyways not looking for any specific dog really just no yappy dogges,want a smedium sized one, and can't be what's considered aggressive

There's an adorable coonhound mix at my local shelter that I've been crushing on hard for a few weeks. She shouldn't have much trouble finding a home, which makes me sad for selfish reasons.

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy

The correct answer to any of life's questions

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

http://youtu.be/aaVJsamcaXA


It's a pit climbing a ladder



Also who has two thumbs and just signed for a place that allows dogges that is right next to dog beach? This guy.

Have a bit before I actually get there. Don't want to start looking for dogs just yet. Can't be an "official" aggressive breed which are the obvious and then some obscure ones like Great Danes? Also no German shepherds but I guess that kind of makes sense. Most all rescues seem to be at least half pit or boxer though. Also has to be over a year old. Honestly don't mind an older dog. Anyways not looking for any specific dog really just no yappy dogges,want a smedium sized one, and can't be what's considered aggressive

looking for roommates?

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
How do I teach my puppy to howl

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

How do I teach my puppy to howl

From what youtube videos have shown me, you howl in front of them as an example.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

"Chaos isn't a pit, it's a ladder."

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

I just remembered this song I had on a weird tape as a kid enjoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUusFu06R4

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Wasabi the J posted:

"Chaos isn't a pit, it's a ladder."

:golfclap:

Mak0rz posted:

looking for roommates?

No but slumber parties are totally chill. I even have a gigantic 10x10 lovesac. :sissies:

All dogges invited then we can have a beach party for first annual 2k15GIP dogge meet


I hope I get one of those dogges that absolutely loves the water. Seems 50/50 hit or miss I mean is there really an inbetween?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Get a Labrador. Family labrador loves fetching stuff in the water.

I don't remember my German Short-Haired Pointer hating water either. My sis' Pug and other (can't remember what breed) don't hate water either, although they are way more hesitant than the lab.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

:golfclap:


No but slumber parties are totally chill. I even have a gigantic 10x10 lovesac. :sissies:

All dogges invited then we can have a beach party for first annual 2k15GIP dogge meet


I hope I get one of those dogges that absolutely loves the water. Seems 50/50 hit or miss I mean is there really an inbetween?

My lab mix puppy just decided that he loves water. Get a lab or lab mix

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Or a golden. My old man has a lake across the street from his house and if his dog isn't in his yard it's playing in the lake.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:


I hope I get one of those dogges that absolutely loves the water. Seems 50/50 hit or miss I mean is there really an inbetween?

roscoe loving hates water.

get a lab.

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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There are breeds that were bred specifically to love water: Lab, Newfie, goldie, poodle and lots more!

Like everyone else I recommend a lab because they are generalist dogges that suit any dog-haver's style of dog companionship! Goldies are pretty good too but require a bit more coat maintenance.

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