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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Ultimate Mango posted:

You down with Bee Oh Bee?

Pvt.Scott posted:

Yeah, he Dug me!

Jim Bob hooray, ho, hey, ho!

I live and die for Jim Bob,
This is Jim Bob for today,
I give props to Jim Bob so Jim Bob hooray!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Judging by all the incest I reckon he would have founded one of the navigator houses.

That house isn't designed to prevent Josh molesting his sisters with a wormhole.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Duggared based on the novel Push by Jim Bob

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax
Ol' Dirty Jim Bob

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Jam Bab

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
you can't rim job the jim bob


(unless you're a direct descendant)

I Dunno
Apr 7, 2014

Saw a lot of new posts in this thread. Got my hopes up thinking something else had happened. Nope. Just Jim Bob.

















There's only Jim Bob.

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

'Any news on what TLC is going to do with the show?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

this is a friendly and non-confrontational reminder to not sexually molest children. jim bob greetings.

Vacation Tenzin
Jan 23, 2005

I'M TOTALLY CALM AND RELAXED.

Jumpingmanjimbob

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Which Duggar is most likely to be gay/lesbian?

I'm legit curious as to people's opinions.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Amarcarts posted:

Which Duggar is most likely to be gay/lesbian?

I'm legit curious as to people's opinions.

Jim Bob

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Amarcarts posted:

Which Duggar is most likely to be gay/lesbian?

I don't know much about any of them but

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


I don't get why someone decided to turn him into Mark Knopfler from Dire Straits:



Actually, now I put them side by side, Jim Bob's nose still isn't big enough.

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!

Buttcoin purse posted:

I don't know much about any of them but



Poor kid's gonna grow up to be the "funny" youth pastor that has a lot of "friends".

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Buttcoin purse posted:

I don't know much about any of them but



It's okay. He shares a room with the boys.








Crossing swords isn't gay right?




Blowjobs? Probably a bible verse covers that somewhere.





Taking it up the butt from your brothers? Sodom was in the bible too, right?




Yeah, they need to find him a beard ASAP.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

One Duggar in a thousand is born a Bob. One in a thousand Bobs may happen to be born a Jim.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
the glorious day: a jim joins with a bob

a Jim Bob

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
TLC (TV network)

The channel was founded in 1972 by the Department of Health, Education, and Welfare and NASA as the Appalachian Community Service Network,[3][4] and was an informative and instructional network focused on providing real education through the medium of television; it was distributed at no cost by NASA satellite.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TLC_%28TV_network%29

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
The invisible hand of the free market really worked for TLC, I see.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

Pvt.Scott posted:

The invisible hand of the free market really worked for TLC, I see.

I bet Josh wished his hands were invisible.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Amarcarts posted:

I bet Josh wished his hands were invisible.

They can certainly disappear. Into his sisters holes.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Buttcoin purse posted:

I don't know much about any of them but



dick sucking countenance

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Buttcoin purse posted:

I can just imagine all the pop culture references in this show.

I searched the web for drawings of the family above which I could write "Fundie Guy" but couldn't find any. All I could find was this:



Furries :negative:

e: :siren: DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH "FURRY GUY" :siren: only one of the results is funny

I am the character which could be any loving person I could possibly imagine or even myself but way cooler than I am irl but instead is a wolf.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Decrepus posted:

I am a wolf.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

you irl posted:

dick sucking countenance

hosed up if true

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Lord of Pie posted:

Once they got banned from being in their sisters' presence, mini golf is the only method left of teaching the boys how to put it in the hole
Where were the loving emptyquotes for this?! That poo poo was GOLD, goddammit. :mad:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Ultimate Mango posted:

They can certainly disappear. Into his sisters holes.

:stonk:

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

you irl posted:

dick sucking countenance

:golfclap:

I think this is a lesson to us all to go Duggar style and use the word "countenance" instead of "face" for whatever reason it is they do it.

I like to spill my seed on my sister's countenance while she's asleep - Josh Duggar.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


What's wrong with your countenaaaaance?

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Duggarnator Genesyster

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Lord of Pie posted:

What's wrong with your countenaaaaance?

Why the long countenance?

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



The first time ever I encountered your countenance

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

"Do you realiiiiiiiize... (oooh ooh ooh)... that you have the most.... beautiful countenance?"

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
My countenance is up here.

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GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

I really feel like jessa and I would connect

like

on a spiritual level

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