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  I think these two are the Bachelorettes, but they might not be. I'm really excited. I've watched every season and I don't plan on stopping now - I'm a Bachelorette man  We can play Bachelorette drinking games together, like "watch the Bachelorette and drink."
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Contestants seeking to win our fair maidens' hands include Ben H, Ben Z, Bradley, Brady, Corey, Cory, Josh, Joshua, Ryan B, Ryan M, Shawn B and Shawn E. You might think this is an irony thing but that is what these people are actually called.
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May 18, 2015 17:42
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After vanquishing Britt in combat, Kaitlyn is the sole Bachelorette.
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May 20, 2015 03:38
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Wish they'd kept both women on the show. But I wouldn't be surprised if Britt re-appears later on. It would also be more interesting IMO if there was more physical variance in the men, more reflective of the range in the general population.
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May 23, 2015 15:44
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Such a strange show. "I wanted these untrained men to get in a boxing ring and fight each other but didn't expect anyone to get hurt" Is Tony The Healer real or an actor playing a role? Every time he speaks it sounds like he's trying to sell his Spiritual Self-Improvement Weekend Seminar.
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May 26, 2015 10:38
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the boxing thing was the most entertaining group date in years. jared acquitted himself well then got knocked the gently caress out.
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May 26, 2015 15:00
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straight up brolic posted:the boxing thing was the most entertaining group date in years. jared acquitted himself well then got knocked the gently caress out. But what I found really strange is that 1. Amy Schumer is a huge fan of the show, and b. She really toned down her usual style of humour for mainstream, network tv. I think it's great that she has such a wide range of comic ability.
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May 27, 2015 11:19
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the sex ed thing was fairly hosed up
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Jun 2, 2015 23:05
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Another insanely depraved episode of the Bachelorette, gently caress yeah
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Jun 3, 2015 03:15
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 What the gently caress is with this weird villan bromance thing that's going on here? This show is awful, but for some reason it can be fun to watch.
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Jun 3, 2015 06:50
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Showing 2 hours per night is hard to sit through, my interest wanes during the second episode. Any one check out unReal? It's a scripted show that provides a 'behind the scenes' view of a Bachelor-like show.
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Jun 5, 2015 11:29
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Unreal (or however you capitalize it) actually looks super fun, I wasn't expecting much but they really *went for it*.
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Jun 6, 2015 17:33
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Jun 16, 2015 01:14
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these dudes grilling nick is the funniest poo poo of all time. "you called her a cool chick...is she a cool chick or is she an amazing woman?!?!" the dude tanner saying 'we've all read the tabloids' when he's clearly the only one thats read the tabloids and comes off as mildly obsessed with the show.
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Jun 16, 2015 11:55
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It's happening.
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Jun 23, 2015 01:56
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Ian was on point about Kaitlyn. I'm surprised more of the remaining chumps don't leave...although I guess that now they have to wait for the flight back from Ireland.
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Jun 23, 2015 11:00
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Binary Logic posted:Ian was on point about Kaitlyn. I'm surprised more of the remaining chumps don't leave...
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Jun 23, 2015 13:13
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straight up brolic posted:not really. anyone could have said that about the previous bachelorettes. it's just a criticism that you could make of anyone and it plays into Ian's pseudointellectual bullshit where he thinks everyone else is a husk of a humans who couldn't possibly understand him. He's not loving smart, he's an executive recruiter. Someone I know clued me in on this happening and told me to watch it because they thought I'd find it hilarious and holy poo poo Ian is the biggest douchebag I think I've ever seen. I mean okay, some people can be shallow obviously, but you could say that about almost anyone in the vacuum of a reality show but trying to be super deep pseudo-intellectual all the time doesn't make you smart or better than anyone, it makes you a one-dimensional douchebag. If you have to constantly flaunt your education to show just how above "silly" things you are, you've got problems. Also I'm sure this was reality show editing but him being all "I'M A DEEP THINKER, I'M ABOVE FART AND POOP AND SEX JOKES!" going immediately into, and I believe this is a direct quote, "Phew, I need some sex." I howled with laughter. gently caress that guy. I realize he's probably an actor or playing a gimmick or something but goddamn. And the thing is I would think it was impossible for a guy like that to exist, but I actually know some people like him.
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Jun 23, 2015 17:40
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Ian was an incredible hypocrite. He goes right from "You're shallow and only interested in making out" straight to "I would make a good Bachelor chicks would come out of the woodwork to be with someone deep like me. I need to get laid." Nice. Way to undermine your argument there buddy. This show seems to be putting a lot of effort into making Kaitlyn feel bad for loving Nick. The Bachelorette, a show with an entire episode devoted to sleeping with three different dudes in three days. But GOD FORBID you sleep with someone before the designated time!
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Jun 24, 2015 01:45
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Ian seemed like he was an OK guy initially, but drat did he reveal himself to be a loving chode in his interview time. gently caress that dude, I liked him up until the last couple episodes. Now as for tonight, with Kaitlyn loving Nick, good grief. Nothing at all wrong with a Bachelor or Bachelorette getting laid before the Fantasy Suite, no slut-shaming here. But dang, if I were one of the other dudes on the show I would be pretty upset if I found out. She brings that sleazy Nick guy in late and then just shows over and over again that she's way more into him than anybody else. I'd be out of there, let her have that creepy fucker.
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Jun 24, 2015 03:00
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If they want to make this interesting they should rig it so the same dude wins both girls at the end. That's how this works right?
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Jun 25, 2015 00:34
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I am loving how there's a whole parallel mini-bachelorette plot going on just in the credits. Hilarious.
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Jun 25, 2015 00:43
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How are u posted:Ian seemed like he was an OK guy initially, but drat did he reveal himself to be a loving chode in his interview time. gently caress that dude, I liked him up until the last couple episodes. Initially I agreed with you, that some of the men would be upset and want to leave (except they're in Ireland and can't just hop in a cab and go home). But now I'm thinking that Shawn (and maybe Jared) is the only one who is upset and the others are just continuing in this for the free vacation. After all this time they must know they don't have a chance with her. And let's face it Kaitlyn isn't some fantastic prize to be won. She has some weird mannerisms in her speech and sense of humour, and doesn't seem to be able to hold a conversation about anything but her own feelings. :yawn:
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How are u posted:Ian seemed like he was an OK guy initially, but drat did he reveal himself to be a loving chode in his interview time. gently caress that dude, I liked him up until the last couple episodes.
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Jun 25, 2015 10:49
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Factor Mystic posted:I am loving how there's a whole parallel mini-bachelorette plot going on just in the credits. Hilarious. It's great. I wanted to ask for an official thread title change before I realized, no, there are still Two Bachelorettes.
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Jun 30, 2015 01:53
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For a woman with 5 boyfriends and an all-expenses-paid trip to Ireland, Kaitlyn sure cries a lot.
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Jun 30, 2015 10:54
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Shawn constantly referring to Nick as 'the other guy' is the best/worst thing about this show
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Really disappointed that the Britt credits subplot didn't result in her getting married while Kaitlyn makes increasingly poor choices and eventually gives up, alone. I guess there's still time...
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