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Arkanomen posted:Punch the Bat with 2 fists and 20 effort That's a lot of effort we only need 8 if I understand the rules to be sure we kill him. Average of 6? So like lets use 7 we win if we don't roll snake eyes!
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Jun 24, 2015 22:48
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> fight bat > go to page 420
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Jun 24, 2015 22:51
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draw enormous breasts on the bat once you've knocked it unconscious, to weaken its resolve
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Jun 24, 2015 22:57
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Bash the bat with the bare minimum of effort! And I don't know how happy dad will be to see us so we had better do the gentle-elf thing and pick him a bouquet of flowers before we get there. Dads love flowers.
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Jun 24, 2015 23:09
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Have our polish friend crouch on his hands and knees behind the man-bat, then push the monster down and call him a nerd and proceed to kick him brio he cries like a baby. This is an A+ plan it cannot fail.
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Jun 24, 2015 23:19
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> kill jester
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pixaal posted:That's a lot of effort we only need 8 if I understand the rules to be sure we kill him. Average of 6? So like lets use 7 we win if we don't roll snake eyes! Defeat bat and force him to use echo location to figure out how to get to bilgeton BadgerSeat fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Jun 25, 2015 |
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Jun 25, 2015 03:51
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pixaal posted:That's a lot of effort we only need 8 if I understand the rules to be sure we kill him. Average of 6? So like lets use 7 we win if we don't roll snake eyes! Do we keep one or two dice? Is it 1d6 or 2d6?
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Jun 25, 2015 09:15
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Bend over and pretend to be a lady bat. Got pointy ears and stuff, should work.
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Jun 25, 2015 09:18
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Looks like the general idea is to fight the bat (bending over and pretending to be a lady bat will earn us a kicking, the bat doesn't swing that way). After that the front-running option is humiliate the bat and/or make him help. Alternatives so far: Use the Pole on the tree to get a look around Pick flowers for Dad Go in that bat cave and cuck the bat I'll check how things stand in a few hours then post the update. FRINGE posted:We roll 18 dice for FISTS, so we are pretty much guaranteed a 6. We can save some effort. Roll 2 dice, keep 1. Effort is used up each round as well (this fight will take at least 2 rounds) so it's best to use as little effort as possible, just like in real life. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Jun 25, 2015 |
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Jun 25, 2015 15:18
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im the angry guard
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Jun 25, 2015 15:41
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"kill" the bat with sick elvish wordplay and shame him into giving you his belt, then cuck him edit: oh it's FISTS, so, like, you can have hand puppets or something VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV e: And the ten foot pole can supply the backbeat Poland Spring fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Jun 25, 2015 |
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Jun 25, 2015 16:33
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Poland Spring posted:"kill" the bat with sick elvish wordplay and shame him into giving you his belt, then cuck him
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Jun 25, 2015 18:08
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with an extra "e" to attract the real CYOA fans
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Jun 25, 2015 18:26
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:with an extra "e" to attract the real CYOA fans cucke thee bate
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Jun 25, 2015 18:27
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:with an extra "e" to attract the real CYOA fans you mean rapé? We could use some tobacco I guess.
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Jun 25, 2015 21:17
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:> kill jester But if you kill Jingle you won't be able to Poland Spring posted:"kill" the bat with sick elvish wordplay and shame him into giving you his belt, then cuck him djwetmouse posted:RAP BATTLE!!!!!!!!!! You can imagine every battle is a rap battle if that helps. That's the magic of books, especially books that replace all the action with dice-rolling mechanics. Update Fixed the last page up:  I also dug around some more and found the cards that came with this game. Every item has its own card with a little picture and explanation of their effect or abilities, if any. Here's what we have:      You might notice I wasn't right about the Pole. If you have Karol you can try to use his help by adding 30 to the page number and turning to that page. If it makes sense then read on. Some people wanted to get Karol to help out in the fight so I used his ability to see what happens. Turning to 210:  Nothing useful. We have to fight this thing on our own. Combat: We have Elan 7, +1 from the sword, giving us a total of 8. We can commit up to 8 Effort to each round. We have two Fists so roll 2D6 and add the higher of the two numbers to the amount of Effort committed. The Bat has an Effort rating of 9 and a toughness of 2. Shouldn't be very hard but it'd be best not to risk losing a round. I go for 6 Effort per round, meaning we need 4+ on either dice to win. In future I'll get the thread to work out the battle strategy. First roll is a 4 and a 2, giving us 10 and bringing the Bat's toughness down to 1. Second roll is a 6 and a 1, giving us 12 and winning the fight. I add the Bat to the trophy list on the sheet. We lost a total of 12 Effort doing that - even winning a battle can be bad news, which is why sometimes it's best to throw them if you have the option. We have 78 Effort left. But hey, Sweet Belt.  This adds an extra Fist, at least temporarily. We now have 3 Fists. Back to the matter at hand - the thread seems to be generally in favour of taking their frustrations out on the Bat and maybe shaking him down for info, so let's do that. Turn to 33:  This page is complete, even if suspiciously stained and mysteriously stuck to the page before it. +5 Effort is handy, even if we gain it through questionable means. We now have a choice as to how our adventure will continue : the Pixie Glade, the Big Rock Goblin Mountain or here, with the woman (wombat?) of our dreams. Finally, here's the updated adventure sheet: 
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Jun 25, 2015 23:49
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Claven666 posted:Fight the bat someone must pay for Jeff's crimes against half-elfmanity Karol isn't much of a climber. He's a dungeoneering Pole so probably more useful underground than outdoors.
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thank you for this glorious effortposting op. i vote PIXIES. and that we tell the pixies that surfer rosa is overrated and if htey don't like it they should eat our fat dick
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Jun 26, 2015 00:16
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293 and snake that sick armor and shield. She can't see very well so she wont notice you taking it with you.
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Jun 26, 2015 01:16
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lmao holy poo poo sticky please
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Jun 26, 2015 06:00
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Pay the lady 10 leaves and go to pixies.
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Jun 26, 2015 06:25
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We are garbage, so we should be treated like garbage: by loving an anthropomorphic bat woman out of insecurity. After bullying/deafening her beta boyfriend, God what a pussy to lose against us. Page 48
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Jun 26, 2015 06:51
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Jun 26, 2015 06:59
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Op is this an actual book or are you a drat genius
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Jun 26, 2015 07:57
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pixaal posted:Pay the lady 10 leaves and go to pixies. The elf never tipped in his life and he's not going to start now. naem posted:Op is this an actual book or are you a drat genius I would never waste GBS's valuable time and server space with a fake book. Pixies are currently narrowly in the lead. Will check again in a few hours to see what y'all picked.
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Jun 26, 2015 12:10
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That Bat-Lady looks loving horrified. We should leave. And get some magic pixie dust.
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Jun 26, 2015 12:34
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Pixies, I hear they make a lovely blue wine, a sapphire rosé
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Gohbleens
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:Gohbleens Yep, let's humiliate some little goblin dudes and seduce their weird goblin ladies. Farewell Lovely bat lady. Sorry your fella is such a fruit bat. Also the belt we took is amazing. Now it looks like calvin is pissing on our dick.
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Jun 26, 2015 13:07
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Dreggon posted:lmao holy poo poo We may have reached peak CYOA here.
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Jun 26, 2015 14:03
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Goblins, P. 293
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Yeah, this is a sweet cyoa. I know goons can get really down on them but I think they can be a lot of fun if done well.
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Gilganixon posted:Karol isn't much of a climber. He's a dungeoneering Pole so probably more useful underground than outdoors. in that case, i suggest that you go to the glade of the Pixies and search for the lost Cave of Oberon, then send Karol down in it to get treasure
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>have the bat join our party
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:
Definitely this.
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>skip to 63
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almost1337 posted:>skip to 63 haha you've clearly read this book before. I've nearly finished scanning in the Pixie pages, I'll scan in the alternate path you've excavated while I'm at it.
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