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Lord of Pie posted:What's wrong with your countenaaaaance? My parents and grandparents were directly related, leading to my Duggar style retard countenance.
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I tole my good wife to sit on my countenance but mind the hair.
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Jun 25, 2015 14:44
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Fiend posted:I tole my good wife to sit on my countenance but mind the hair. Sit on my countenance and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your countenance and tell you I love you, too I love to hear you oralize When I'm between your thighs You blow me away Sit on my countenance and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your countenance and then I'll love you truly Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine If we sit on our countenances in all sorts of places And play, 'til we're blown away
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Jun 25, 2015 16:46
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" Then I saw her countenance, Now I'm gonna Duggar her, Not a trace of doubt in my mind, I'm in love, she's my baby sister, I couldn't not Duggar her if I tried" -Dugmouth
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Jun 25, 2015 18:19
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Pvt.Scott posted:" Then I saw her countenance, What the hell is that? I think you mean, The Duggeys 
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Jun 25, 2015 19:34
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Did anyone catch Josh Duggar's first appearance since being outed as a kiddydiddler? Here he is giving a shout out to Jim Bob for helping him through the "hard-on times." http://youtu.be/4i2XHuYxTKw Anna is countenancing at him so hard she looks like Courtney Stodden 
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Jun 25, 2015 19:38
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:What the hell is that? I thought it better to sully an inferior cover band, rather than the original artist.
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Jun 25, 2015 19:54
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Nobody ever told my brother's gonna grope me I ain't a girl that you'd call a catch I was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb Tugging my breasts and exploring my young snatch Well, the press start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to TMZ and the tweets keep runnin Didn't make sense not to tell my pops Jim Bob tried to hide when we told the cops Brother's a perv who likes his kin So what's wrong with admitting it's just sin? You'll never know what's wrong with your bro He'll never stop if I don't grow [Chorus:] Hey, now, you're a Duggar get your sin on, go pray Hey, now, you're a Duggar never get out, never get laid And all us Duggars will pray That Josiah doesn't come out as gay
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Jun 25, 2015 20:00
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Nickelback Concert posted:Nobody ever told my brother's gonna grope me
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Jun 25, 2015 20:23
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Pvt.Scott posted:I thought it better to sully an inferior cover band, rather than the original artist. The big hit from Dugmouth was "Walking in on My Son".
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Jun 25, 2015 20:41
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Nickelback Concert posted:Nobody ever told my brother's gonna grope me
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Jun 25, 2015 21:51
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Billy Bob Jimmy Johns
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Jun 25, 2015 22:21
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Nickelback Concert posted:Nobody ever told my brother's gonna grope me 
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Jun 25, 2015 22:39
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jim bob fertilize the eggs
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Jun 25, 2015 22:41
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Buttcoin purse posted:I don't know much about any of them but this 
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Jun 26, 2015 01:22
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also lol at that hairline
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Jun 26, 2015 01:23
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you irl posted:this Those two unmarried people are touching! Burn the fornicators!!!! Seriously, I thought they weren't allowed to touch/hug/hold hands until marriage. Just as serioulsy, he is a bald gay twink, and the poor girl marrying him must know that.
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Jun 26, 2015 02:02
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BrigadierSensible posted:Those two unmarried people are touching! Burn the fornicators!!!! Once you are formally courting side hugs are allowed, as long torso contact is minimized and there is no skin to skin contact.
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Jun 26, 2015 02:06
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BrigadierSensible posted:Seriously, I thought they weren't allowed to touch/hug/hold hands until marriage. Courting = side hugs Engaged = hand holding Married = doin the dug
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Jun 26, 2015 02:08
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you irl posted:this I can see the future of their marriage... "You're Dad's been in the bathroom an awful long time... our flight's about to leave!"
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Jun 26, 2015 02:10
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you irl posted:this she has a nice countenance
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Nickelback Concert posted:Nobody ever told my brother's gonna grope me
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BrigadierSensible posted:Those two unmarried people are touching! Burn the fornicators!!!! Yeah but his dad owns a dealership so
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Jun 26, 2015 02:46
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Buttcoin purse posted:I don't know much about any of them but Every time I see this pic, all I can see is low-effort Joker cosplay.
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Jun 26, 2015 02:48
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you irl posted:this He's just marrying her for her strap-on. Its Biblical. In Size. And Girth.
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Jun 26, 2015 02:53
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Nickelback Concert posted:Nobody ever told my brother's gonna grope me goldmine
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Jun 26, 2015 03:03
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you irl posted:this Young Dewey Crowe!
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Jun 26, 2015 04:27
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Jumpingmanjim posted:My countenance is up here.  I think you mean "NIKE!".Also nice avatar/post combination. The songs are all awesome   and let's not forget the multiple great versions of The Devil Went Down to Georgia earlier.
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Jun 26, 2015 11:59
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TheNinjaScotsman posted:Did anyone catch Josh Duggar's first appearance since being outed as a kiddydiddler? Here he is giving a shout out to Jim Bob for helping him through the "hard-on times."  Wow, she's seriously
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BrigadierSensible posted:Those two unmarried people are touching! Burn the fornicators!!!! Notice that his left arm is tucked safely away behind him so that he can't touch her even accidentally. And as mentioned, the side hug is allowed with minimal torso contact and no skin touching, but they're not even doing that much in this photo. I wonder if that's the closest he's ever been to a girl that wasn't related to him.
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Jun 26, 2015 13:27
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mdemone posted:Notice that his left arm is tucked safely away behind him so that he can't touch her even accidentally. And as mentioned, the side hug is allowed with minimal torso contact and no skin touching, but they're not even doing that much in this photo. I wonder if that's the closest he's ever been to a girl that wasn't related to him. I get the impression that he, specifically, isn't in any danger of being immodest with any girl he side-hugs.
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Jun 26, 2015 13:33
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Every time I see this pic, all I can see is low-effort Joker cosplay. It's a mash up costume of the joker and the gay guy from Glee. The Poker?
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Jun 26, 2015 14:16
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Suicide Squad is lookin worse and worse.
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Do It Once Right posted:I get the impression that he, specifically, isn't in any danger of being immodest with any girl he side-hugs. Imagine you're a gay dude on Grindr and you see the Duggar pop up in your screen. Do you swipe right and go pound it to have a story to tell?
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Ripoff posted:Imagine you're a gay dude on Grindr and you see the Duggar pop up in your screen. Do you swipe right and go pound it to have a story to tell? Lol if you think the dugs are power bottoms.
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Jun 26, 2015 15:22
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Ripoff posted:Imagine you're a gay dude on Grindr and you see the Duggar pop up in your screen. Do you swipe right and go pound it to have a story to tell? Grindggr. EDIT: Duggrindr?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:The big hit from Dugmouth was "Walking in on My Son". And reach under the skirt that goes down past her knees Give anything to see her pubies and her boobies Hey I know it's wrong but I'd like to touch her where she pees This is a sneak attack I took it out so I could jack It's just like any vag, a tasty sibling snack I got a passion for a-mashin' on my sisters' naughty bits They've got the goods that bring me to their room to feel me some tits [Chorus:] I can't get laid, so now, my sisters get Dugg out Allow, when the sister is five, some pubic hair to arrive And if I crawl low at night, they might never know, but if I keep this up, my life just might be ruined by InTouch A dozen years ago they spoke out when they found out 'bout the rapin' and the fondlin' I did over their clothes And they freaked out 'bout my sly molesting tactics Just sleepin' and nappin' man what the hell happened? Incest spell bound now I'm hell bound Had a melt down when they got felt up and Word got 'round the whole town And Mom and Dad denying it the hypocrites Because they can't accept they raised a piece of poo poo [Chorus:] It ain't no joke when my handkerchief is soaked With my jizz because my sisters' breasts have been exposed Our bond is broken when I choke it and focus on pokin' My guilt is gone with some godlike hocus pocus I want to sit back kick back and watch my sis get bushwacked News at 10:00 my reputation is under attack Get away from their cracks before the cops put me away I need to be there when my daughter's old enough to fellate [Chorus:] -Dugg Mouth Axolotl fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jun 26, 2015 |
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Network Pesci posted:Suicide Squad is lookin worse and worse. A crime fighting Quiverfull family would actually be a good movie.
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