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three fists, thanks to our manbat adventure!!
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Drink you huge nerd
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Jun 28, 2015 11:00
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eate the pixiee!
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Jun 28, 2015 11:10
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Quaff potion, eat pixie .
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Jun 28, 2015 12:26
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Drink
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Jun 28, 2015 12:49
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Thanks for your patience, lots of scanning tonight and a crappy scanner. Anyway I counted 10 for attacking (including eating and enslaving as attacking, because those are pretty aggressive moves), 9 for drinking the suspicious potion off that weird tree trunk, and 1 for begging for mercy. Attacking it is...  That Pixie has a Fist score, which means you have to roll a dice and add it to his Effort score. You must beat that score to win. I decided to spend 5 Effort to pummel him, since we have 3 Fists and he has only 1. He'd have to get a 6 to win a round, and he got a 4. His Effort score is 9, so we need a total of 10 to win. I rolled 6, 3 and 3. Taking the highest of those scores and adding it to that 5 Effort gives us 11, which beats him. That actually cost us 6 Effort because of the shield. Moving on to 95...  Well, you asked for it (64):  Two things going on here. Before we continue with the fun and awesome consequences of eating the corpses of sentient beings: almost1337 posted:>skip to 63 This was when we were back in the Bat Cave on page 33 and I promised to eventually show you this path too. This leads to one of the game's endings so I will follow along with this path while we progress through the main story. We'll continue into the passage as the other option just goes back to the choice about the Goblins or the Pixies. Leaving that to future updates, we're cannibals now (sort of), and tripping balls at that. We lose 1 Elan until we sober up and it's time to roll for potion effects.  Rolling 2D6 on the potion table, I get pixaal posted:Drink the potion and pray to whatever god you believe resides over luck for a 4 or 5. Grandma was always an rear end in a top hat and we need to put her down. Harald posted:>find the #1 GILF 1 and 3. Grandma! Here's her entry from the Bestiary:  Grandma's bad news, she's Effort 12 and we're down a point of Elan. We can still swing it using the maximum effort of 7... and I did it, taking three rounds and costing 24 Effort after the shield is taken into consideration. We're down to 53 Effort. Having survived that bad trip we move on to our next decision:  What's the next move? up to date Adventure sheet: 
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Jun 29, 2015 02:25
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Sleep on a pile of pixie corpses. Also make a note of the inscription from section 63 for later.
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Jun 29, 2015 02:37
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Even the baddest of asses knows not to fall asleep at the scene of a multiple homicide that is located in a dank swamp right next door to the friends and family of your victims. Push through and GTFO. Take a Pixie limb for pointing and future balls-tripping. [edit]: Actually, now I think about it, loot those little shits before we go. Could have some passable swag. J.D.Salinate fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Jun 29, 2015 |
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Jun 29, 2015 03:36
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Take the trap potion for future poisoning, then hide in a tree.
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Jun 29, 2015 05:37
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elf eat the pxie
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Jun 29, 2015 07:31
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Loot any nearby pixie corpses and perhaps hack off a pixie head, it may come in handy for poisoning someone on the future. head In the direction of the road to bilgeton.
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Jun 29, 2015 08:10
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have a quick post slaying wank at the ol' murder boner and take a nap
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Jun 29, 2015 08:58
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Build a decoy of yourself and have it "sleep" somewhere obvious while you snooze safely in a nearby hiding place.
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Jun 29, 2015 11:00
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Slightly more in favour taking of a nap, and the Elf will definitely pick over the corpses for loot and such. Will check back in a couple of hours then go with the most popular/funniest option.
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Jun 29, 2015 14:24
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Before sleeping make sure to position the corpses to make it look like the pixies committed a murder-canibalism-suicide-pact type scenario which, as anyone who is anyone obviously already knows, pixies are well known for doing quite often.
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Jun 29, 2015 15:12
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Who What Now posted:Before sleeping make sure to position the corpses to make it look like the pixies committed a murder-canibalism-suicide-pact type scenario which, as anyone who is anyone obviously already knows, pixies are well known for doing quite often.
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Jun 29, 2015 15:13
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sleep under a pile of dead pixes
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Jun 29, 2015 16:28
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Skin them and make a blanket out of their hides. Pixie leather is known for its magical properties.
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Jun 29, 2015 17:53
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Grind then up and bottle them into potions so you can sell them in town. Use 6 effort no more.
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Jun 29, 2015 19:34
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pixaal posted:Grind then up and bottle them into potions so you can sell them in town. Use 6 effort no more.
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Jun 29, 2015 19:40
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Claven666 posted:sleep under a pile of dead pixes no > sleep over a pile of dead pixies pixaal posted:Grind then up and bottle them into potions so you can sell them in town. Use 6 effort no more. > make lines of one ground pixie and snort it
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Jun 29, 2015 20:58
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Hogge Wild posted:> make lines of one ground pixie and snort it
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Jun 29, 2015 20:59
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Some good news : I've finally found a new copy of this book on Ebay! Should be with us for tomorrow's update. No more torn, old pages gumming up the scanner! UPDATE  We chose to mess around with the corpses, get some looting in, and take a nap.So, page 50.  Why, yes, we are tripping balls, thank you for asking. Seeing how the solution to covering up our murder spree is pretty straight forward, I can't see how...   oh. Loot first:    plus 400 teeth for the cost of 11 Effort (10 Effort plus the shield). Not a bad trade-off. Anyway we've summoned something. Turning to the relevant table... ... It's been torn out. Great. If any of you have a working memory of this book or, better still, are reading along with your own copy, could you please roll on the table and let me know what abomination we've let loose on the world with our horrible, horrible choices? Adventure sheet : 
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Jun 30, 2015 01:51
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I don't have this book, but the Two-Fisted Fantasy Forums have a whole thread dedicated to hating on The Prince of Shards. Apparently he's "really creepy" and has a "weird face." Gave a lot of kids nightmares back in the day. He might be the monster summoned here.
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Jun 30, 2015 02:14
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Gilganixon posted:Some good news : I've finally found a new copy of this book on Ebay! Should be with us for tomorrow's update. No more torn, old pages gumming up the scanner! 225 pounds is pretty steep. That's what I call dedication!
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Jun 30, 2015 02:43
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Demon summoning table if I recall was, of course 3d6 for stats with an additional 1d10 for a type. 1: Minor Imp 2: Shade 3: Animated Skeleton 4: Sex Demon 5: Sexy Demon 6: Cacodemon 7: Creepy Uncle 8: Hell Knight 9: Satan 0: Angel I think I remember also that type and stats were disconnected because of the nature of chaos and all that. It was more for fluff for jerk players that tried to go all evil and that. We are an elf, not a demon wrangler. Looks like it's a Shade with 6x2: 12 Effort 4x1: 4 Toughness 2x1: 2 fists Then again, I don't have the book or cards and we always just house ruled the game. Either way I think I remember one of the options was to Throw Pixie dust at the demon and run! Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Jun 30, 2015 |
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Jun 30, 2015 03:11
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Whatever it is, play a game of chess with it for ridiculously high stakes
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Jun 30, 2015 08:08
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BadgerSeat posted:Whatever it is, play a game of chess with it for ridiculously high stakes
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Jun 30, 2015 08:16
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BadgerSeat posted:Whatever it is, play a game of chess with it for ridiculously high stakes
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Jun 30, 2015 08:22
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BadgerSeat posted:Whatever it is, play a game of chess with it for ridiculously high stakes
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Jun 30, 2015 09:02
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Wait a second...  
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Jun 30, 2015 09:07
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Now who was first? And who are those guys anyways...
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Jun 30, 2015 09:30
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I kinda remember them having this book at the library and while I don't remember all the options on the table the one that kinda stuck out was the souls of all the newly damned pixies, bound to serve the one who raised them. I don't remember what a batallion of mutilated hell pixies were good for tho
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Jun 30, 2015 09:46
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I kinda remember them having this book at the library and while I don't remember all the options on the table the one that kinda stuck out was the souls of all the newly damned pixies, bound to serve the one who raised them. I don't remember what a batallion of mutilated hell pixies were good for tho The Pixie Revenant? It's about as much use as an equivalent number of live pixies.
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Jun 30, 2015 10:57
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Negative-us. A tripped out and giant pixie, cloaked in elf skin, who fell through a hell portal he made with elf limbs while tripping out on potions. Complete with negative-inventory
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Jun 30, 2015 14:52
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I called my cousin and had him roll one for us on his copy of the book: Large PhalloKnight (pg 98) But he was giggling a lot, so I think he may have just chosen the one with the grossest picture. Speleothing fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Jun 30, 2015 |
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Jun 30, 2015 14:58
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Hmm, seems like people have copies from different editions. I hear that some of the demons pissed off some Christian mom groups or something, so they had to reprint with something tamer.
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Poland Spring posted:Hmm, seems like people have copies from different editions. I hear that some of the demons pissed off some Christian mom groups or something, so they had to reprint with something tamer. Yeah, a bunch of Christian groups went around and ripped out a bunch of pages from any copy they could find. A lot of what's in the few copies still floating around are fan inserts to make the books playable again. Anyway, if the thread could pick one of these, I'd be most obliged. They're all respectable choices. The Prince of Shards A Shade Undead Pixie Behemoth Negative-us Large PhalloKnight One-Eyed Willy Some other godforsaken thing Arkanomen posted:I think I remember also that type and stats were disconnected because of the nature of chaos and all that. It was more for fluff for jerk players that tried to go all evil and that. We are an elf, not a demon wrangler. The stats for all the demons on that chart are ridiculous. That Shade would pull the elf apart like a delicious rotisserie chicken. E: vvv added Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jun 30, 2015 |
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Jun 30, 2015 16:59
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I think there was a one eyed Willy. It was a floating eyeball with oddly shaped tentacles.
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Gilganixon posted:
Yeah, it was to basically punish idiots who thought an elf can solo a demon. I think in my edition the act of killing a demon just summons another. Taking you in a loop through pages until you picked the run option, but yeah, Phalloknight sounds right.
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