DaveSplitter posted:

So, that's it? Are you goons just going to let this thread sink into the abyss? We can't let this thread end! The freak family ridicule must continue!






Jim Bob

Pvt.Scott posted:

If you meet the Jim Bob on the road, Duggar him!

Moon Atari posted:

I have no idea how this thread is so long and frankly I don't care to find out. I just wanted to pop in to say that if I was crazy rich I would try to have as many children as possible with carefully selected but numerous partners, in order to "win" at natural selection, as that is the closest thing to immortality available to me. I've thought about how I could manage this effectively and ethically in regards to all concerns excepting overpopulation, and I believe with sufficient money it would be possible. I know this is a weird thing to have thought about, but a man must have a dream in life. The Duggars mistake is that they are religious conservatives and therefore unable to manage and educate their horde even to the low standard of not molesting each other, and that they probably had no business reproducing even in normal quantities.

The Fattest PI posted:

that one chick

The Fattest PI posted:

This is stupid you are stupid

Everyone knows your best shot at immortality is to be rich enough to buy good enough care that eventually it's several cancers taking you down, then you just take a sample and culture it forever and ever and congrats you are biologically immortal like that one chick that doctor scraped off her cooch cancer from that every doctor to this day uses for cancer science stuff

Moon Atari posted:

Yeah you would favor the method that doesn't require any sex let alone a lot of sex. I looked that woman up and while I have some respect for her vaginal cell based immortality I want my version to involve sentience. Plus if you have enough children there is a miniscule chance that somewhere down the line one of your descendants will be an exact genetic replica, and depending on how you solve the mind/body dualism problem this could be seen as a form of resurrection. This guy knows what I'm talking about.

Say Nothing posted:

Lord of Pie posted:

His mouth looks like Goldeneye 64 Pierce Bronson if he smiled

Buh posted:

A man is more likely to be gay for every male child his mother previously gave birth to.
So odds are pretty drat good on there being several little gay Duggars.

Drunk Nerds posted:

Well, now, let's not write off the older boy duggars yet.
As I learned it, the "gay" gene has survived despite not reproducing by correlating with the "hyperovulate"' gene. So therefore, birth order doesn't matter- someone is more likely to be gay the more siblings they have, period.

PT6A posted:

I think, either way, there's probably at least 3 and likely as many as 5 queer Duggars (male and female combined, and I'm including the possibility of a bisexual Duggar). And won't it be funny (and probably a bit tragic, given the sort of drama that's likely to go on) when they finally come out of the closet, or alternatively get caught sucking cocks/muff-diving.

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Someone needs to go down to Arkansas and see what they can see on Grindr.

Lord of Pie posted:

They'll have a busy summer scrubbin terlets until the sin's left them

Axolotl posted:

It ain't no joke I'd like to give my sis a poke
And reach under the skirt that goes down past her knees
Give anything to see her pubies and her boobies
Hey I know it's wrong but I'd like to touch her where she pees

This is a sneak attack I took it out so I could jack
It's just like any vag, a tasty sibling snack
I got a passion for a-mashin' on my sisters' naughty bits
They've got the goods that bring me to their room to feel me some tits

[Chorus:]
I can't get laid, so now, my sisters get Dugg out
Allow, when the sister is five, some pubic hair to arrive
And if I crawl low at night, they might never know, but if
I keep this up, my life just might be ruined by InTouch

A dozen years ago they spoke out when they found out
'bout the rapin' and the fondlin' I did over their clothes
And they freaked out 'bout my sly molesting tactics
Just sleepin' and nappin' man what the hell happened?

Incest spell bound now I'm hell bound
Had a melt down when they got felt up and
Word got 'round the whole town
And Mom and Dad denying it the hypocrites
Because they can't accept they raised a piece of poo poo

[Chorus:]

It ain't no joke when my handkerchief is soaked
With my jizz because my sisters' breasts have been exposed
Our bond is broken when I choke it and focus on pokin'
My guilt is gone with some godlike hocus pocus

I want to sit back kick back and watch my sis get bushwacked
News at 10:00 my reputation is under attack
Get away from their cracks before the cops put me away
I need to be there when my daughter's old enough to fellate

[Chorus:]


-Dugg Mouth

Philthy posted:

They've already been replaced by some other nutter family with a million kids who get their own TV show.

Say Nothing posted:

Polycalypse posted:

Duggars start early.

Polycalypse posted:

Duggars start early.

Buh posted:

dugg mouth DON'T molest the sister

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Pvt.Scott posted:

When God closes a door, he opens a window so he can defenestrate you.

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Some people just have no shame whatsoever.

Axolotl posted:

Good going Michelle and Jhim Bhob, your greasy, pneumatic, receding hairline progeny managed to completely poo poo the bed.