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I definitely remember the PhalloKnight being one of the more interesting options - much moreso than the Shade, at least. Unfortunately, I also recall The Prince of Shards as the only one who you could actually beat in chess. One of my favorite almost-wins was challenging The Prince of Shards to a high stakes chess game played with pieces made from pixie bits.
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almost1337 posted:I definitely remember the PhalloKnight being one of the more interesting options - much moreso than the Shade, at least. Unfortunately, I also recall The Prince of Shards as the only one who you could actually beat in chess. One of my favorite almost-wins was challenging The Prince of Shards to a high stakes chess game played with pieces made from pixie bits. That's right. If you guys want to challenge the demon to chess then it'll have to be the Prince of Shards. Each demon has its own smart-assed way to defeat it. Anyway, because I wasn't lying about following the thread on the secret tunnel in the bat cave earlier (starting at 63): Decision here is just go left or go back. You might have noticed that the second post in this thread is being kept updated with the story so far. I'll add a section for the bat cave choices. From now on all of the main questline stuff will be scanned from my new book - the alternate line will be from the old book, because I've already scanned most of the pages involved. This'll make the updates easy to tell apart, but to avoid confusion please let me know which questline you're talking about if you make suggestions.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 22:53 |
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(Temple) go left. hoping that Karol will go first, to block darts, boulders, fiendish rats, lava and/or cave-ins with his ungainly polish frame
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 00:43 |
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I believe we can narrow our demon down to Prince of Shards, Shade and Phalloknight. Bestiary entry on those three, might help give you some idea of what we're dealing with: Pick whichever one looks the most like what the elf deserves.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 01:40 |
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That cock armour is badass
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 01:55 |
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i know the phalloknight is going to win but i need to vote with my heart for the Prince of Shards
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 02:00 |
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well everyone knows elves are thirsty for dick so PHALLOKNIGHT
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 02:00 |
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Arrhythmia posted:i know the phalloknight is going to win but i need to vote with my heart for the Prince of Shards same
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 02:09 |
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It's obviously Phalloknight, who are we kidding.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 02:51 |
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Dual wielding that sword and axe would make our next genocide go smoother. Voting Shade. Let's wager the Pole's children.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 03:47 |
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For some reason I can't stop thinking that this fantasy world is the legacy of Space Tits and rear end after they settled a new world 5000 years later. Stop posting so much Applewhite, its confusing me.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 03:53 |
Shade, hes gotta juggle all those blades and that will weaken his chess game
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:03 |
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I kind of want to see the Prince of Shards make a weird nightmare face if we beat it.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:06 |
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pentyne posted:For some reason I can't stop thinking that this fantasy world is the legacy of Space Tits and rear end after they settled a new world 5000 years later. SotBE is so much better than ST&A in terms of effort, execution and humor that I'm insulted on Gilganixon's behalf that you would confuse the two.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:12 |
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Phalloknight
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:12 |
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My brain says prince of shards and my penis says phalloknight. I don't know which one to listen to
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:48 |
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Applewhite posted:I kind of want to see the Prince of Shards make a weird nightmare face if we beat it.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 05:29 |
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want that dick knight as an avatar
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 12:05 |
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 17:44 |
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out-dick the dicknight
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 18:53 |
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Gilganixon posted:That's right. If you guys want to challenge the demon to chess then it'll have to be the Prince of Shards. Each demon has its own smart-assed way to defeat it. Wait, we can use Karol here, I'm sure! With the whole add-30-to-page-number thing to use him. This seems right up his alley, he must know what to do! What's on 129?
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 19:13 |
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HJE-Cobra posted:Wait, we can use Karol here, I'm sure! With the whole add-30-to-page-number thing to use him. This seems right up his alley, he must know what to do! What's on 129? Yeah, I vote this, Karol is in his element. Keep following him.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 19:16 |
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Bat-cave update:HJE-Cobra posted:Wait, we can use Karol here, I'm sure! With the whole add-30-to-page-number thing to use him. This seems right up his alley, he must know what to do! What's on 129? loquacius posted:Yeah, I vote this, Karol is in his element. Keep following him. Good call, you guys are getting the hang of this: fancy sauces posted:(Temple) go left. ---- Main quest update: Phalloknight seems to be the winning pick. Will check again shortly. For now I'm having a fight with my scanner, it's being an arse. Hopefully it doesn't cause any further delays.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 20:53 |
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If using Karol again doesn't do anything else,
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:04 |
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hope we get to see the big Karol redemption arc in this playthrough. pretty sure you have to get lucky with your dice once you get to the big city, though.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:24 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:hope we get to see the big Karol redemption arc in this playthrough. pretty sure you have to get lucky with your dice once you get to the big city, though. I was going to suggest sending Karol down the bat cave before remembering about the Cave of Oberon back behind the Pixie Village, where I thought he'd be of better use. Then I checked google and realized that I was remembering it wrong -- it's actually in Sword of the Bastard Elf III: The Gimp of Riding Crop Manor.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:40 |
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(Temple) turn left and continue. Ideally,Mr. bastard elf will hop onto Karol's back like a baby chimpanzee holding its mother for a nice, Effort-restoring nap, until Karol finds something worthy of attention.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:22 |
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This is the first update with the new book. Finally we can LP this game the way it's meant to be LPed, with pages not yellowed with age, torn to shreds and covered in a medley of fluids. Warning: This update involves a huge pile of cocks. If you are reading the adventures of the Bastard Elf at work then make sure your boss isn't hanging around. . .. ... .... ..... Main Quest Update You asked for Phalloknight, you cannot un-ask for it. and goddamnit the scanner is on the fritz Our choice here is to fight or do something else. Refer to your copy of the book for now for the options, I'll get the bastard scanner fixed in the meantime. How do we get ourselves out of this one? No changes to the adventure sheet since last time.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:25 |
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Get behind him and attack his weak point for massive damage!
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:52 |
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Gilganixon posted:This is the first update with the new book. Finally we can LP this game the way it's meant to be LPed, with pages not yellowed with age, torn to shreds and covered in a medley of fluids. A) I want that illustration as my avatar B) Stick sword in the mounts pee/eye hole to win a re-SOUNDING victory.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:53 |
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Ask him what pumping rig he uses, and during his hours long comparison of different equipment and methods stealthily slip away. Or you could just surrender, I'm pretty sure the demonic signal for that is bending over
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:56 |
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bend over and take it
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 03:18 |
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Volume posted:bend over and take it
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 03:30 |
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Offer the Phalloknight the use of our pixie-skin cloak to use as a
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 04:02 |
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Initiate Delta Formation.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 04:12 |
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I want my username to be Master Cocksmith.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 09:31 |
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Below where our cock would be (if we weren't facing the other way) is a visible, literal eye of the penis! Stab it for massive damage!
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 09:46 |
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Put on cloak of pixie skin, throw powder in BOTH of your faces, and have a true battle of wills
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 09:55 |
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Dreggon posted:Below where our cock would be (if we weren't facing the other way) is a visible, literal eye of the penis! Stab it for massive damage! Jam sword into cockhole. Stroke cock until climax. Get into cover as jammed monstercock backfire-explodes in a cumball.
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# ? Jul 2, 2015 10:02 |
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If the elf runs his arse will be more vulnerable... Don't run
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