|
cash crab posted:I love this story. i bet those fast food lobster rolls are actually langostino
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 08:21
|
|
I will finally contribute to a field trip tomorrow.
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 00:37 |
|
|
SymmetryrtemmyS posted:A lot of Indian food looks pretty appetizing, but some of it just can't help but look like a variety of chunky diarrhea. This is baingan bhartha, a smoky eggplant dish that's absolutely delicious. I love curries, on one occasion during uni though I decided to get one from the local indian owned chippie.  The oil was actually washing any curry off the naan bread I was dipping into it so I decided to tip some of the oil away into my doom room sink 
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 08:37
|
|
|
freelop posted:I love curries, on one occasion during uni though I decided to get one from the local indian owned chippie. What in the gently caress Maybe I'm getting the wrong curry but usually the not oil to oil ratio on the curries I get is slightly different than this
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 08:46
|
|
|
I always heard that authentic North Indian stuff has a layer of oil on top, and that they use way more than you'd think is necessary or reasonable, but I hope that's not what that means.
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 09:05
|
|
|
that seems rather excessive, but a lot of restaurant indian food is pretty drat oily in comparison to what you'd make at home
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 09:19
|
|
|
It is far in excess of the amount of oil I've ever had with any other curries. Dishes are often oily but usually it gathers in little pools on the surface rather than making a complete layer.
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 09:27
|
|
|
freelop posted:It is far in excess of the amount of oil I've ever had with any other curries. Right yeah like there's a very decent indian place I go to semi regularly and their curries do have some noticeable oil but drat, looking like the Deepwater Horizon spill in that bowl
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 10:02
|
|
|
Danger Mahoney posted:Jesus do you people put every single canned food on toast? Of course, that's perfectly normal. What sort of weirdo doesn't eat stuff like that? Oh god white wedding cake what is this monstrosity  
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 11:14
|
|
|
freelop posted:I love curries, on one occasion during uni though I decided to get one from the local indian owned chippie. What if you stirred it so the oil mixed in with the rest and then ate it quickly before the oil could separate and come to the top again?
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 11:44
|
|
|
cash crab posted:
 SC Bracer posted:that seems rather excessive, but a lot of restaurant indian food is pretty drat oily in comparison to what you'd make at home
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 12:00
|
|
|
AnonSpore posted:What if you stirred it so the oil mixed in with the rest and then ate it quickly before the oil could separate and come to the top again? I tried that, it would silt up like disturbing sand at the bottom of a puddle by the sea but it would all fall to the bottom straight away. I would add that after removing some of the oil it was very nice.
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 12:28
|
|
|
C.P.A.N. posted:It's July. Why would I be wearing a sweater? Because right now it's 3C in my living room
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 14:57
|
|
|
C.P.A.N. posted:It's July. Why would I be wearing a sweater? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 15:15
|
|
|
freelop posted:I love curries, on one occasion during uni though I decided to get one from the local indian owned chippie. After eating that I'd call my bathroom the doom room too
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 15:27
|
|
|
freelop posted:I decided to tip some of the oil away into my doom room sink You shouldn't dump oil down the sink, it clogs up sewers. Put the oil in a container and in the bin.
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 15:51
|
|
|
Ah, french fries with a hearty splash of ogre semen! No comment 
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 16:56
|
|
|
Taco Town! https://vimeo.com/90127834
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 17:09
|
|
|
EorayMel posted:Ah, french fries with a hearty splash of ogre semen!  Please tell me this is curry.
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 17:10
|
|
|
cash crab posted:
He clearly stated it was Ogre Semen.
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 17:52
|
|
|
Is ogre semen in any way similar to curry?
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 18:03
|
|
|
cash crab posted:Is ogre semen in any way similar to curry? No, ogres only come onion-flavored
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 18:14
|
|
|
Okay. Probably still would, then
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 18:57
|
|
|
EorayMel posted:Ah, french fries with a hearty splash of ogre semen! somewhere a taco hitler and a pizza hitler are arguing over whose rules apply
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 19:58
|
|
|
Minarch posted:somewhere a taco hitler and a pizza hitler are arguing over whose rules apply There are definitely taco rules.
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 20:33
|
|
|
cash crab posted:Okay. Probably still would, then Where are the Subway lobster sandwich pics. Where are they. Also what is your favorite pizza topping
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 20:38
|
|
|
Minarch posted:somewhere a taco hitler and a pizza hitler are arguing over whose rules apply surprisingly, this is perfectly acceptable as both a taco and a pizza
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 20:46
|
|
|
Fast Food Review: Subway's Lobster Sub: The In terms of anti-food porn, this is probably the tamest entry. Surprisingly, it was not as unattractive as I imagined, however, I embarked on a field trip and thusly you shall hear about it. Approximately 3PM, I go to the friendly neighbourhood Subway. It caters! Anyway, I am greeted with a vagina.  All my wishes, sandwishes, mind you, will come true today. I walk inside the "restaurant", glare at the price board (I have forgotten my glasses). This monstrosity will run me eight dollars CDN should I elect for the small size, which I do, because I love and respect myself. Also, I am broke. After a large family finishes ordering seven different 6" subs (gently caress YOU, JUST BUY THREE FOOTLONGS) Ashita, my sandwich artist for today, is ready to take my order. "Six inch lobster sub, please." A momentary look of disbelief flickers across her face. She releases a small sigh and walks to the back, returning with a tiny paper boat filled with bright pink lobster. She plops it onto a loaf of bread and squishes the little claws of meat into the bread in a way that looks both maternal and bored. She changes her gloves. "Toasted?" she asks. Absolutely. If there's anything worse than a fish sandwich, it's a hot fish sandwich. I also select the suspiciously named "white cheese" to complete the meal. On it, I also get lettuce, mayo (even though I think the lobster is already swimming in mayo), onions and banana peppers.  Not bad. Just sort of looks like a sandwich. It smells like the Vancouver ferry in springtime, with a twist of cat food. I start eating. I am surprised, because it tastes like nothing at all. About 2/3rds in, I realize this is because I have not actually encountered any lobster yet. It is indeed lobster, I realize. It's chewy, but it lacks the salty taste I normally associate with things that spent their entire lives in the sea. It is distressingly creamy.  I am starting to become unhappy.  A tiny hand has emerged from the bottom of the bread. Hello, it says. I remember I do not like lobster all that much. I continue eating, the taste of hot onions and rubber in my mouth. Why does it smell, but not taste, like fish?  Why did they dye it? My skin feels hot, I feel sleepy. There is still a weird taste in my mouth. fake edit: My favourite pizza topping is spinach and mushrooms, which I consider to be one ingredient.
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 21:14
|
|
|
mmm, a white cheese and water bug slop roll
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 21:21
|
|
|
Efexeye posted:mmm, a white cheese and water bug slop roll Hot water bug slop roll.
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 21:24
|
|
|
cash crab posted:I ate that lobster monstrosity You are a champion 
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 21:25
|
|
|
You know, for future trip reports, I'm thinking of throwing them into the OP. For those who have done trip reports, can you link back to your posts? It'd be easier than going digging through the last couple dozen pages to find who did what when. Weird lobster sub post excluded, of course.
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 21:33
|
|
|
Everything at subway tastes the same so I'm assuming that does too
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 23:17
|
|
|
The correct way to eat the lobster subway sandwich is to have half lobster and half steak. It isn't terrible but neither would it win any awards and really doesn't need more words than that.
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 23:22
|
|
|
cash crab posted:A tiny hand has emerged from the bottom of the bread. Hello, it says. I remember I do not like lobster all that much. I cracked up laughing at this, ty.
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 23:30
|
|
|
ACES CURE PLANES posted:You know, for future trip reports, I'm thinking of throwing them into the OP. I believe I can find my attempt to eat a Big Boss. edit: Here we go bunnyofdoom has a new favorite as of 23:35 on Jul 3, 2015 |
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 23:33
|
|
|
ACES CURE PLANES posted:You know, for future trip reports, I'm thinking of throwing them into the OP. Here's me eating bland Midwest food And here's me eating more bland Midwest food
|
|
#
?
Jul 3, 2015 23:57
|
|
|
cash crab posted:Is ogre semen in any way similar to curry? GOTTA STAY FAI posted:No, ogres only come onion-flavored "HOLD ON, I'M CUMIN!"
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2015 00:10
|
|
|
cash crab posted:"Toasted?" she asks. Absolutely. If there's anything worse than a fish sandwich, it's a hot fish sandwich. I also select the suspiciously named "white cheese" to complete the meal. On it, I also get lettuce, mayo (even though I think the lobster is already swimming in mayo), onions and banana peppers. Hahaha. Is that what they call "American cheese" in Canada? I can't argue with it.
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2015 00:57
|
|
|
if this starts another what is/isn't american cheese derail I swear to god
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2015 01:05
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 00:37 |
|
|
If it helps staunch a derail, I think it's really mild cheddar that happens to be white. They just always ask if I want white or orange cheese and I want to laugh because it makes it sound like I am selecting purely on the basis of colour arrangement rather than an actual type of cheese. Wasabi the J posted:"HOLD ON, I'M CUMIN!"
|
|
#
?
Jul 4, 2015 01:54
|
|