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Happy 4th of July, everyone! Time to celebrate America by competing in a gluttony contest! WHAT: This is a place to talk about the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. The women's event is going on right now on ESPN3 if you're interested. The Men's event starts coverage on ESPN2 at noon EST, though the eating won't start until around 12:30 or so. WHO: Takeru Kobayashi, the only man to eat > 60 hot dogs that's not Joey Chestnut, is still banned. So really there are only 2 competitors worth watching: Joey Chestnut: The reigning champ, Chestnut has won the contest 8 straight years and likely will make today his 9th. Holds the world record for hot dogs, which is, of course, 69. He is by far the most dominant competitive eater, and really the only way he loses is if he underperforms and comes back to the pack. Chestnut on a bad day might be slightly worse than his top competitor on a great day. Why might he have a bad day? Perhaps he'll remember that last year, he proposed to his girlfriend on July 4, but that they later split up and didn't get married. If those demons come back to haunt him, maybe he'll have a rough go of it. Or maybe his age will catch up with him as he's likely on the precipice of his decline phase. Here, read this (no seriously; I need the PVs) Matt "The Megatoad" Stonie: Stonie was ahead of Chestnut in last year's contest well into the back half, but then he faded and Chestnut won, 61-56. Stonie is Chestnut's chief competition in most Major League Eating events, and consistently puts up very strong numbers that would make him #1 if not for the juggernaut that is Chestnut. He still rates as an underdog (ha ha), but if anyone's going to beat Chestnut, it's Stonie. WHEN: Noon EST on ESPN2 if you don't want to miss the introductions (and you don't; they're hilarious). 12:30 otherwise. WHERE: Coney Island. Apparently it's a tough to find ticket nowadays. WHY: Because watching competitive eating is a great self-esteem booster. And because Chestnut is a freak of nature that's really really good at this completely absurd skillset. HOW: I'll never miss a chance to link this gross ESPN Sport Science clip!
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 16:29 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:31 |
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how do you get banned from hot dog eating contests
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 16:38 |
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whatis posted:how do you get banned from hot dog eating contests Kobayashi's not banned from hot dog eating contests, he's banned from the Nathan's contest because it's an MLE event and he's banned from MLE. Kobayashi had a contract dispute (basically, he wanted endorsement money for being the best, and didn't want to give MLE a cut. So MLE told him to gently caress off) and hasn't competed in MLE for most of the decade. Which doesn't ban him from hot dog contests, just the one that everyone watches. In recent years, Kobayashi has eaten a bunch of "Kobi Dogs" (and no idea what the caloric conversion rate is between a Nathan's dog and a Kobi dog) concurrent to the contest, pretending as if he's actually competing. He also ate a bunch of Domino's Pizza a couple months back in some Terminix-sponsored event. Basically, if you're a skilled eater that can't compete under the MLE umbrella, you're boned. He's still probably the most famous competitive eater, but he's not making anywhere near what he could in MLE.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 16:45 |
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Reduced to eating Domino's pizza... man, that's rough.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 16:58 |
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They even have a choir this year
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:02 |
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"Sweeping the nation like a brand new broom"
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:23 |
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This is on up against Wimbledon. Not even close.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:25 |
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Moneyball posted:This is on up against Wimbledon. Not even close.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:25 |
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The David Blaine of the Bowel
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:32 |
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This announcer is incredible "He broke up with his girlfriend and euthanized his dog, leaving a void to fill with hot dogs."
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:33 |
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Moneyball posted:This announcer is incredible "He broke up with his girlfriend and euthanized his dog, leaving a void to fill with hot dogs." George Shea is the best asset MLE has. Dude's hilarious.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:34 |
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Oh my god
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:35 |
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Mods, Please make the background music to this thread the Badlands Booker Rap, tia
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:35 |
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FairGame posted:George Shea is the best asset MLE has. Dude's hilarious. That rap made me a better human being edit: gently caress YEAH MEGATOAD
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:35 |
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Eater X shouldn't be in the same intro with Stonie and Chestnut. Guy's awful and doesn't even have a good gimmick.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:37 |
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Last year Chestnut was brought in on a sedan chair. This is a disappointing intro.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:38 |
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FairGame posted:Last year Chestnut was brought in on a sedan chair. This is a disappointing intro. Appropriate music, though, I can't help but think there are better choices but that was a good one. Booker stole the intro show.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:39 |
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There needs to be a chestnut eating contest and hopefully Megatoad can win that.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:40 |
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Oh my god that farmersonly.com commercial
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:42 |
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Alright, let's do this.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:43 |
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Chestnut always looks like he's in agony
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:43 |
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Reminder that in previous years it's been roughly a 60/40 split between hot dogs eaten in the first 5 and last 5, so a record pace would need to be around 40 hot dogs in the first 5 minutes.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:44 |
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GO OJI
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:45 |
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Takeru is a bitch boy. Let's go Joey
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:46 |
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What do you think Badlands is listening to on those headphones?
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:47 |
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The Grand Master Flash of Corned Beef Hash
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:47 |
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FairGame posted:What do you think Badlands is listening to on those headphones? If it's not his own theme song on loop, then I disown him forever
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:48 |
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This is gonna end like 59-57. Chestnut has come back to the pack.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:49 |
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The two most important people in this are George Shea and the color commentator dropping Rambo II and Panera Bread
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:50 |
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He's gonna go back to hitting on girls in Panera Bread after this.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:51 |
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Stonie's gonna win this with some pedestrian total.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:51 |
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I'm glad the announcers recognize how absurd this is and are talking about Rambo II
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:51 |
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UPSET
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:53 |
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The Jordan Spieth of tubed beef
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:53 |
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STONIE!!!
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:54 |
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The end of a dynasty.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:54 |
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Stonie!!!!!!!
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:54 |
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IT HAPPENED
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:54 |
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This a legendary day in sports history. 2004 Red Sox? Please.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:54 |
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THE BOSS HOGG OF BEEF LOGS
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:56 |