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273423-X posted:Mot is working for the betterment of Bolian-kind by learning everything that he can about hair. He will take this knowledge back to his homeworld so they can develop wig technology. I always figured Mot had a weird fetish for hair because he can never have it, a bit like a male gynecologist.
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how often do people suggest "more kid sex" as a possible improvement to the star trek franchise, ITT?
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Considering the overlap between pedos and Trekkies, not much at all actually.
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1000 Brown M and Ms posted:I always figured Mot had a weird fetish for hair because he can never have it, a bit like a male gynecologist. I admit it. I am a man and I have a fetish for vaginas. I just for them sexy OK? There I've admitted it.
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Kitchner posted:I admit it. hope this sicko gets banned. can we get a moderator in here??
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Kitchner posted:3) what the gently caress do the barbers get out of this? Being in the enterprise is super dangerous. You never get to go on away parties or even do anything interesting, and there weren't even windows in the barber shop so you knew it was in space. They never explain how the economy in the Federation works. We know they don't use money, and there are still undesirable jobs, but that's all we know. Why would anybody ever take an undesirable job if they have no reason to do so? Why can't a robot or a laser unclog Worf's massive shits? How are resources allocated? What's stopping me from ordering 10,000 cubic kilometers of manure?
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barbers get all the best gossip they're probably all romulan spies
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Yaos posted:They never explain how the economy in the Federation works. We know they don't use money, and there are still undesirable jobs, but that's all we know. Why would anybody ever take an undesirable job if they have no reason to do so? Why can't a robot or a laser unclog Worf's massive shits? How are resources allocated? What's stopping me from ordering 10,000 cubic kilometers of manure? Section 31 uses mind control drugs to make the entire human population really boring, compliant unadventurous people who have no desire for luxury beyond basic comforts.
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Ein cooler Typ posted:barbers get all the best gossip The perfect cover! No one would suspect they're Romulan because Romulans only know one hairstyle.
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Yaos posted:They never explain how the economy in the Federation works. We know they don't use money, and there are still undesirable jobs, but that's all we know. Why would anybody ever take an undesirable job if they have no reason to do so? Why can't a robot or a laser unclog Worf's massive shits? How are resources allocated? What's stopping me from ordering 10,000 cubic kilometers of manure? I'm pretty sure the economy is based on self sealing stembolts
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Yaos posted:They never explain how the economy in the Federation works. We know they don't use money, and there are still undesirable jobs, but that's all we know. Why would anybody ever take an undesirable job if they have no reason to do so? Why can't a robot or a laser unclog Worf's massive shits? How are resources allocated? What's stopping me from ordering 10,000 cubic kilometers of manure? Chief O'Brien this is the Captain. The Captain?! Anything you need sir I'm right here to telephone you wherever I need to go. Uhh no Chief. Worf has done a huge Klingon poo poo that is affected by the fact Klingon only eat raw meat and it's stinking up deck 6. Teleport it into space would you?
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Proof that is what they do: there's three loving barbers on enterprise and zero plumbers. Their poo poo automatically probably gets teleported into the nearest sun.
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Best thing about TNG is that no matter how dire a security situation is, Worf never goes faster than a leisurely stroll.
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If people kept saying no to my sensible ideas all the time I wouldn't rush either.
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oldpainless posted:Was there an enterprise episode called Hoshis Island? Cuz if not there should have been. I think in the mirror universe ep she becomes the empress of earth and wears a crop top if that helps
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oldpainless posted:Best thing about TNG is that no matter how dire a security situation is, Worf never goes faster than a leisurely stroll. "We've got 90 seconds until a warp core breach, Mr Data/Worf/LaForge get down there and see what you can do" *casual walk to turbolift, possible with a Riker Maneuver shirt adjust mid stroll* That makes it all that much more intense when we actually see someone walk quickly, let alone jog, let alone full on sprint.
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Kitchner posted:Proof that is what they do: there's three loving barbers on enterprise and zero plumbers. In Enterprise Trip tells a bunch of grade school kids that on the ship they recycle their poop. Nothing is wasted and everything is put to good use. Chakotay nods sagely.
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Tyson Tomko posted:"We've got 90 seconds until a warp core breach, Mr Data/Worf/LaForge get down there and see what you can do" Whoa, whoa... sprint? Save that poo poo for the movie.
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Mr. Horrible posted:In Enterprise Trip tells a bunch of grade school kids that on the ship they recycle their poop. Nothing is wasted and everything is put to good use. Chakotay nods sagely. Straight from Worf's toilet to Troi's chocolate sundae
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Lord of Pie posted:Straight from Worf's toilet to Troi's chocolate sundae Their romance makes sense now
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I broadcast a movie edit of Star Trek Klingon, the old FMV game, in a synch tube channel It was all shot on the soundstages and had a TNG writer, it was also directed by Riker (lol) It stars Gowron and he yells at you in Klingon for a while, then you get to fly all over the galaxy on a murder mystery/conspiracy, rough up bartenders, outsmart Pakleds, cameo appearance by JG Hertzler, it owns harder than any Star Trek FMV game is allowed to Luigi Thirty fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Jul 6, 2015 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:I broadcast a movie edit of Star Trek Klingon, the old FMV game, in a synch tube channel Is that the one that has Gowron glaring at you with his crazy  eyes and yelling at you to EXPERIENCE BIJ ?
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Wait, no, that was the TV board game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3N91VDtWL0
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Entropic posted:Is that the one that has Gowron glaring at you with his crazy That's the extremely cool VHS game you're thinking of 
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Over the weekend they showed that ep where possessed Troi breaks Worf's wrist and I figured that's where he originally got turned on by her because that's basically entry level Klingon flirtation.
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Lord of Pie posted:Over the weekend they showed that ep where possessed Troi breaks Worf's wrist and I figured that's where he originally got turned on by her because that's basically entry level Klingon flirtation. Remember when Worf and Dax showed up at the infirmary because they broke too many bones boning and Bashir is like god dammit guys
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Entropic posted:Wait, no, that was the TV board game 3:02 best part Entropic fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Jul 6, 2015 |
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Entropic posted:Is that the one that has Gowron glaring at you with his crazy Er, it stars Gowron and he makes crazy eyes all game at you, not Martok I don't know how fun of a game it was (it was a "cultural immersion holodeck program for federation diplomats" that was basically a choose your own adventure game based on your knowledge of Klingon culture and language) but it was an entertaining watch since all the Klingon actors were in full ham mode
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If a transporter is an atomizer which materializes a clone with all your memories, how are the memories stored? And why isn't there constant brainwashing?Kitchner posted:Also I reckon at least 80% of the Voyager crew shared Tom Paris' top secret Janeway programme and every time they were pissed off by her they would use the programme and have super angry BDSM sex with her. The what now? Tricky D posted:Starfleet is a federation jobs program for everybody, barbers included. Lol if you think that the societal impetus for drug use is still around. No need to escape becasue there is no pressure, outside of being in Starfleet.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:
Lol if you think that everyone uses drugs to escape. I mean have you even smoked a weed?
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Entropic posted:3:02 best part 
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Entropic posted:Wait, no, that was the TV board game This never ceases to delight me. Perhaps someday I'll get to experience bij.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:If a transporter is an atomizer which materializes a clone with all your memories, how are the memories stored? And why isn't there constant brainwashing? Tell that to surly, brother Picard and his 24th century winery.
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Tricky D posted:Tell that to surly, brother Picard and his 24th century winery. You mean the Luddite who paid for his ignorance by roasting alive along with those he held most dear
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Spakstik posted:You mean the Luddite who paid for his ignorance by roasting alive along with those he held most dear Yeah, him and everyone who violates federation customs laws to enjoy a little romulan ale.
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Yaos posted:They never explain how the economy in the Federation works. We know they don't use money, and there are still undesirable jobs, but that's all we know. Why would anybody ever take an undesirable job if they have no reason to do so? Why can't a robot or a laser unclog Worf's massive shits? How are resources allocated? What's stopping me from ordering 10,000 cubic kilometers of manure? Communism
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If Data can have sex does that mean he can poop and pee?
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He's "fully functional"
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Hector Beerlioz posted:If Data can have sex does that mean he can poop and pee?
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Tricky D posted:Data, in his quest to become more like the humans around him, does NOT poop or pee. lol i dont mind if you guys spolier me but does odo ever get to bang kira. i just watched an ep in season 4 in which he like gives up hope of ever bangin her and it bummed me out. edit mirror universes count too Hackers film 1995 fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Jul 7, 2015 |
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