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Dr Geek
Jan 28, 2007
Drunken trombone-playing clown fires gun from garage, police say

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Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

quote:

GRAND TRAVERSE COUNTY, MI -- Police arrested a 54-year-old man after he was allegedly seen wearing camouflage pants and a clown mask, shooting a gun at a can in the street.

Grand Traverse County sheriff's deputies said the man also was seen playing a trombone at one point, all the while as he stood in a garage.

The man, described as intoxicated, was arrested for a personal protection order violation. No one was hurt and the gun turned out to be a pellet gun.

Deputies responded at about 10:30 a.m. Monday, Oct. 20 to a Blair Township residence on a report of a man, standing in a garage, pointing a firearm at surrounding houses.

A caller to 911 said the man also was shooting at a can in the road.

The caller told dispatchers the man was "wearing camo pants and a clown mask and at one point was playing a trombone."

Deputies arrived at the scene, determined the man was drunk, and arrested the man on the personal protection order violation.

No one was injured.

:allears:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




:confused:

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Better than celebrating with cold dogs and hot beer I guess?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

I mean, they're not wrong, that is true. Is it news? Debatable.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Noice. :golfclap:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Just another day in Pawnee, I guess.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



I saw this over in D&D:

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005



Now that's what I'd call a - *puts on sunglasses* - hard tab.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

"Uh, uh, I wasn't flipping the bird, I was... clawing at my face like a maniac!! Phew"

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Wonder what was exciting June so much the other 4 times.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

dobbymoodge posted:



Now that's what I'd call a - *puts on sunglasses* - hard tab.

...what am I missing?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Besesoth posted:

...what am I missing?

indent-ified

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

:doh:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005


:dance:

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


Hey that's my town! Most likely the most interesting thing to happen on their newscast in months.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012


I think the point is that it's a complete and utter non-story like putting up an article entitled "People exchange gifts on Christmas" or "Families get together to eat turkey on Thanksgiving".

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
An NYPD Sergeant Ejaculated. What He Allegedly Did With His Semen May Appall You

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Oh my, it gets better

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
Is that for real?

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

pookel posted:

Is that for real?

That's Sal & Richard from the Howard Stern Show. :allears:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

She has the enthusiasm but he has the better form.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

She should have know Spider-man sucks at saving blondes.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

big parcheesi player
Apr 1, 2014

Also, I can kill you with my brain.
Too GINGER to fly: Teenager's dream holiday turns into a 'disaster' as stopped from getting on plane

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

While silly, that headline appears to be 100% accurate

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

corn in the bible posted:

While silly, that headline appears to be 100% accurate

Except for the part where it's likely that the "ginger" thing was total horseshit, and the airline just wanted to boot someone from an overbooked flight without having to take responsibility or provide compensation. There's no way any airline with a fleet consisting or more than one puddle-jumper doesn't see thousands of redheads per year.

Anything's possible, but "genuinely can't tell the difference between a redhead and an Ebola victim" seems less likely than "some other reason."

Edit: vv Lol, sorry.

Centripetal Horse has a new favorite as of 12:46 on Jul 13, 2015

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Centripetal Horse posted:

Except for the part where it's likely that the "ginger" thing was total horseshit, and the airline just wanted to boot someone from an overbooked flight without having to take responsibility or provide compensation. There's no way any airline with a fleet consisting or more than one puddle-jumper doesn't see thousands of redheads per year.

Anything's possible, but "genuinely can't tell the difference between a redhead and an Ebola victim" seems less likely than "some other reason."

Clown masked guy is a clown

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