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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Steel Reserve Pineapple huh.

I mean.. I'd start there out of sheer curiosity.


Between those, the Schwepps, Vodka, and whatever that big red can is between the pineapple drinks, you might be able to whip together something that resembles a drink.

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
So steel reserve pineapple tastes like, well...artificial pinapple fruit punch with a shot of gin and the smell of it isn't really bad, but I feel like I already know how a hangover off it feels like. Basically, if you've ever done too much vodka red bull and then smelled red bull ever again. Was hoping it would be like cider.

In other drunk news, after the 4th, I shat pastel-green diarrhea for a day and a half and google assured my I was dying from internal bleeding or something, but it turns out this is completely normal when you drink Gatorade FIERCE: Blue Cherry as I was able to reproduce the effect sans alcohol this morning


The more you loving know

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

A quick inventory of my fridge yielded the following, roughly a third of which is my roommate's stuff, but since I'm never seeing her again and she's moving out just 2 weeks after me, I figured I'd be a good roommate and deplete all her poo poo.



I need to put that into my body in some order and I don't even know what half of it is.

college.jpg

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Duzzy Funlop posted:

but since I'm never seeing her again and she's moving out just 2 weeks after me, I figured I'd be a good roommate and deplete all her poo poo.

you should definitely deplete all her poo poo bang her in the rear end

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Duzzy Funlop posted:

pinapple ... with a shot of gin

I love pineapple dranks.

I love gin dranks.

But together?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUVsDy0sc3k&t=261s

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Oh man, gin. I quit drinking gin two years before I quit drinking. Gin means not fun times during and after for me.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Tequila is always the one that seems to put people over the edge and ruin the night


Tequila pre game? Chill. Tequila shots at 1 AM? Fists will be flying and a chick might cry

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Oh man, gin. I quit drinking gin two years before I quit drinking. Gin means not fun times during and after for me.

gin tastes like loving pine needles i dont understand why anyone would want that

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Tequila is always the one that seems to put people over the edge and ruin the night


Tequila pre game? Chill. Tequila shots at 1 AM? Fists will be flying and a chick might cry

If you drink tequila in a sane fashion and don't try to smash 10-15 shots, you'll find that it's pretty tame. Probably true for most alcohol

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

gin tastes like loving pine needles i dont understand why anyone would want that

Tasty with tonic and lime. But like I said, Bad Things happened when I drank gin.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

gin tastes like loving pine needles i dont understand why anyone would want that

you know how some people are genetically predispositioned to taste soap when they eat cilantro?

Gin is like that.

Bitches taste pine needles. Men taste victory.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4TGGtPzBU

real life footage of kfff

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Don't know what's wrong with you juniper doesn't taste like pine needles

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

you know how some people are genetically predispositioned to taste soap when they eat cilantro?

Gin is like that.

Bitches taste pine needles. Men taste victory.

dont hate on me cuz you enjoy the taste of pinesol

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

gin and tonic is basically my mainstay

it'll never let me down

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

gin and tonic is basically my mainstay

it'll never let me down

Same.

And tequila is just a way of calling the cops without picking up the phone.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

gin and tonic is basically my mainstay

it'll never let me down

Bourbon and bourbon here. Also I was sober for a month and then my patriotism got the best of me. Mother in law bought a 12 pack of the favorite beer and I'm off the wagon. Beer and fireworks own

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Duzzy Funlop posted:

And tequila is just a way of calling the cops without picking up the phone.

:golfclap:

While filling out the customs form on the way back from Scotland, I realized I had well over $200 worth of single malt in my luggage.
poo poo's delicious.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Bourbon and ginger ale or Scotch and soda

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Whiskey sour, you pussies.

Or an old fashioned, if you're dressed for it.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

Whiskey sour, you pussies.

Or an old fashioned, if you're dressed for it.

Old Fashioneds are probably the single most delicious cocktail by far

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I like an old fashioned but feel like such a loving hipster ordering one.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I like an old fashioned but feel like such a loving hipster ordering one.

If you care about how other people see you for ordering a drink, you probably shouldn't order an old fashioned anyway

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i usually just go for vodka tonics tbh

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
RE: Tequila

The thing with tequila is that the big grands here, Jose Cuervo and Patron, are rubbish. Ridiculously overpriced rubbish. They have this sweet taste, kind of like refined sugar. And it's like when you drink sugary dark rum, you get uneven surges of drunkenness and people lose their goddamn minds and wake up handcuffed to a hospital bed.

Of course, people get their first introduction to tequila usually from doing 37 shots of Cuervo and then end up in a pool of their own vomit and spattered with used condoms. If you don't want to drink overpriced scrub tequila, a fairly popular brand that you can find most places is Avion. It's cheap, not military special cheap though, and it's a good, clean, even tequila. There's dozens of cheap agaves running around cheap as gently caress in niche liquor stores that are legit as gently caress, but Avion is basically old reliable.

If you really don't like tequila after that, then it's just not the drink for you and you should just proceed with hanging yourself to save face for your family.

Onto other booze, I normally hate sugary drinks but old fashioneds are legit, and mint juleps when done right are loving amazing, and also a good way to end up paralyzed.

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

Booblord Zagats posted:

What exact word is "Fierce" code for now?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

completely normal when you drink Gatorade FIERCE: Blue Cherry as I was able to reproduce the effect sans alcohol this morning


The more you loving know

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lPXx84yWAhs

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Victor Vermis posted:

I love pineapple dranks.

I love gin dranks.

But together?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUVsDy0sc3k&t=261s

I think I need to watch this movie. Just watched the trailer.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Holy poo poo, Conan.

http://teamcoco.com/video/conan-comic-con-mad-max?playlist=x%3BeyJ0eXBlIjoiZXRhZyIsImlkIjo4OTAzMX0

:perfect:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

With Letterman retired, Conan is seriously the best on late night

god drat that intro

it sucks that he lost Brian Stack to Colbert, now he can't do Wikibear anymore :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFPJqA_HLSA

edit one more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vixokC3xFgI

Nostalgia4Butts fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Jul 9, 2015

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I think I need to watch this movie. Just watched the trailer.

its a real fuckin weird one

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
GiP secret santa is gonna be cool this year

http://www.twerkingbutt.com

It's probably :nws: dummy

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It comes with an oculus rift. :chloe:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

you know how some people are genetically predispositioned to taste soap when they eat cilantro?

Gin is like that.

Bitches taste pine needles. Men taste victory.

huh that explains why I don't like cilantro and gin


Guess I'm the bitch :negative:

(Doubly so considering gin and tonics are a quintessential gay drink.)

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Rad Lieutenant posted:

GiP secret santa is gonna be cool this year

http://www.twerkingbutt.com

It's probably :nws: dummy
:stare:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

huh that explains why I don't like cilantro and gin


Guess I'm the bitch :negative:

(Doubly so considering gin and tonics are a quintessential gay drink.)

Nah. Gin just loving sucks.


A good Vodka Collins however is amazing. Use Absolute's recipe, switch Vodka brand to your choice, as long as it's quality. No ABC poo poo.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Vodka cranberry is my go-to simple cocktail of choice.

Although I've had to swap to diet cranberry juice and a dash of tonic to avoid gut rot/heartburn :(

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



the liquor store around the corner has 10 for 10 little bottles of booze. the chila 'orchata cinnamon cream rum tastes like loving tiramisu.

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.






Perving Equality





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