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Big main quest update We're going along with the skeletons, but only after getting some looting in. 303: Hogge Wild posted:there's no point in looting the elves, those fuckers won't have anything useful Elves are the worst. If they had anything on them, their compatriots would have stolen it in the process of fleeing. You find some twigs and bark. Since this is an LP let's not leave this to chance - do you want the Elven Rations or somewhere between 20 and 120 Leaves (Elven currency)? Let's meet the wizard: As you can see, trying to wheedle compensation out of the wizard is a possibility so we can try that in the next update. We might need a follow up plan though. 1. Do we still want to get something out of her for the "injury" we received from her hench skelly? 2. What next? --------------------------------------------------- Alternate quest - No update tonight but a reminder that we need to make a final decision on the labyrinth questline. So far we have Kajeesus posted:We are the Minotaur. Our destiny is to be the bastard half-creature who rules the maze with an iron fist. Karol can help lure hapless wanderers if he wants, but no pressure. Anything else or are we all happy with that outcome? ------------------------------------------------------- Next update if I can ever get the scanner working again. Apologies for the quality of the book, it tried to throw itself in the deep fryer and I suffered some nasty burns trying to save it. These books are suicidal. Hopefully I can finish this LP before the book manages to off itself or me. No changes to adventure sheet. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Jul 13, 2015 |
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Gilganixon posted:Anything else or are we all happy with that outcome? Does the plate come off? There might be something behind it. vvvv yeah this wizard is kind of and rear end in a top hat I don't think it's worth a shot
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 02:24 |
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Don't whine about the non-existent injury,just take the deal and move on to bilgeton.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 02:25 |
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Starting eating the testicle and chewing with your mouth open. When she turns away in disgust, push her over the landing. If she survives the fall throw the barrel at her.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 02:29 |
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Offer to share the testicle with her over a candlelight dinner, then escort the caravan to Bilgeton.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 02:35 |
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Doesn't seem like this wizard would give a skeleton's bony rear end about our "injury"- should probably just accept whatever reward we can get for protecting the caravan to the place-we-want-to-go from lazy grifter-hippies. Make sure we are well-supplied with surprise-skeleton-barrels that have "ALE" or "GOLD" crudely written on them
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 03:45 |
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Darth Llama posted:Offer to share the testicle with her over a candlelight dinner, then escort the caravan to Bilgeton. If she spurns our advances, we should accept the Obscenomancer's job and take the chance to get paid to put the boot to some elves
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 03:51 |
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1. Nah, I don't see us getting anywhere with that line of inquiry. 2. loving Yes we want in on caravan duty. Why? Because Aggie seems like the sort of person who will back the folks on her side, and more importantly, it's a chance to beat the everfucking hell out of some elves. I think Elf Hunter should be our calling in life. We travel the countryside knocking the granola out of these fucks, and get paid to do it.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 07:46 |
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gently caress, help the goddamn wizard
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 07:53 |
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Butt Discussin posted:Don't whine about the non-existent injury,just take the deal and move on to bilgeton.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 09:30 |
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use the testicle to try to romance one of the skeletons
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 10:09 |
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Dreggon posted:use the testicle to try to romance one of the skeletons this is a good use of balls that have been chopped off
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 12:36 |
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the_steve posted:1. Nah, I don't see us getting anywhere with that line of inquiry.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 13:36 |
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Dreggon posted:use the testicle to try to romance one of the skeletons Attach it to the skeleton so he can feel what it's like to have balls again, and maybe start attaching more giant parts to him as we travel.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:28 |
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the_steve posted:1. Nah, I don't see us getting anywhere with that line of inquiry. Changing my vote to this.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 16:10 |
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the_steve posted:1. Nah, I don't see us getting anywhere with that line of inquiry. This. We need to crack some more elf skulls
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 16:22 |
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gently caress elves. Let's ride.
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 17:38 |
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the_steve posted:1. Nah, I don't see us getting anywhere with that line of inquiry. Beer4TheBeerGod posted:gently caress elves. Let's ride. This seems like a solid plan. Hogge Wild posted:gently caress, help the goddamn wizard Speaking of this does the thread want to bust a move on the wizard (you've done worse) or just get on with the job? Amorphous Blob posted:Does the plate come off? There might be something behind it. No, it's part of an extremely heavy-handed metaphor. There's just a wall behind it. This is a map of the "maze" we've been in:
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# ? Jul 13, 2015 17:48 |
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the_steve posted:1. Nah, I don't see us getting anywhere with that line of inquiry.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 01:38 |
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Darth Llama posted:Offer to share the testicle with her over a candlelight dinner
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:02 |
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Let's get this secondary quest squared away, will update on the main quest throughout the day tomorrow. The completed page we were on previously: Using Karol here doesn't work (261 is about fighting one of the demons we could have summoned earlier, the double-elf) ,so we go for 250 and reach ending: If this ending doesn't satisfy, we can try using Karol one last time here: Game over, but I guess we went down fighting, sort of. Whoever said earlier in this thread that killing Karol leads to a bad end was right. Anyway, we're free of that side-quest now and can focus on the main event.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:21 |
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Gilganixon posted:Speaking of this does the thread want to bust a move on the wizard (you've done worse) or just get on with the job? If our goony hero doesn't try his moves on the one person he's come across so far who's as hosed up as he is I will be so, so disappointed.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 10:59 |
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She might be a cool boss, but she is not waifu material for our half Elf hero. Also, I think she would snap us like kindling whether we were successful or not in our attempts, the only difference would be in what context she does it.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 11:07 |
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the_steve posted:Also, I think she would snap us like kindling whether we were successful or not in our attempts, the only difference would be in what context she does it. Yeah, let's not make her angry. 1. Drop the injury subject 2. Get on caravan duty pronto
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 15:19 |
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I'm extremely happy as the minotaur. I like to think that Karol is sending his professional rivals our way, and thus our partnership continues
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 15:20 |
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Any adventure that ends with ownership of a dungeon is a good adventure in my book.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 17:45 |
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GENUINE CAT HERDER posted:If our goony hero doesn't try his moves on the one person he's come across so far who's as hosed up as he is I will be so, so disappointed. Try the moves maybe we can convince her to curse Jeff
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 18:16 |
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Try the moves maybe we can convince her to curse Jeff This; at the very least we can try and get some nice loot.
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 19:39 |
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Ask the wizard lady if she wants to watch Deadwood with us I think she may enjoy it. Just a guess
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# ? Jul 14, 2015 22:48 |
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hit on the lady and see if she kills us/worse
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 02:03 |
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Epic High Five posted:Ask the wizard lady if she wants to watch Deadwood with us Deadwood is a fine show but I don't get the connection. Update Scanner working again, this happened last time: Wisely deciding not to piss her off we accept the offer. Turning to 290: The thread appears to be narrowly in favour of busting a move (24) This works out well. If you don't make a move on her you don't get the Skeleton Friend, which is this thing: Choices for now: Since we're almost certainly about to go off to battle it might be worth looking at our equipment and deciding what we should be wearing. To prioritise Elan and defence our current set up is good - we get +1 Elan from the helmet, +1 from the sword, and a save of 4+ on the shield at a cost of some extra effort each round. To prioritise offence we can wear the DAPPER OUTFIT for +1 Fists instead, which will let us take more advantage of the Skeleton Friend but cost us the use of the helmet and the shield. 1 Do we change outfits? 2 What piece of loot do we want from the tower? 3 Equip Skeleton Friend? (this seems like a no-brainer but maybe you don't want a skeleton in your backpack?) Adventure sheet: By the way I forgot about the stuff we got off the elf corpses. I rolled for it and we came up with 60 Leaves which are now on the sheet for what they're worth (basically nothing). Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 10:45 on Jul 15, 2015 |
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Deadwood has lots of swearing and she swears a lot. Also, she seems like a character right off the show. I vote we: Go with the helmet and Shield. Don't want to gently caress up our good clothes, and it's important to not underestimate the ability of that helmet to throw people off their stride Equip the skeleton for sure Dapper trousers are probably unlikely in a remote tower like this and those were my first choice, so we should try to snag some steel-toed boots for Elf kicking, or some sort of ranged weapon (pike or bow+arrow) for Elf stabbing from horseback fake edit - I vote we name the skeleton James Boned or McCoy
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 02:38 |
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Skeleton Friend is our new buddy, he also needs a name. I suggest Ronaldo Q. Jimbabwe.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 03:30 |
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Literally no downside to the Skeleton Friend, I like James Boned for the name. Need to save the fancy clothes for the ball, so helmet and shield Is there a loot card for some gauntlets? I seem to remember being (literally) disarmed is possible in at least one of these books. Otherwise try to get some of the Necromancer's Undies as a keepsake. I think 'conquest' items can usually restore stats or be traded. Depends on who the came from, really. Speleothing fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jul 15, 2015 |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 03:39 |
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do not trust the skeleton friend what fool would put a skeleton on his back, let alone one that has a knife hello, this is skeletons 101 people release skeleton friend into the wild but make sure it is near some water so he has a chance at survival
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 03:50 |
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The skeleton friend just wants to help us! Don't be a skeleracist.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 03:55 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:The skeleton friend just wants to help us! Don't be a skeleracist. Yeah, don't bodyshame our new pal!
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 04:01 |
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Anybody who wishes to abandon our skelefriend shall be thrown to the elvesSpeleothing posted:Literally no downside to the Skeleton Friend, I like James Boned for the name. Skelefriend counts as a conquest item I suppose, as we wouldn't have gotten it had we not joined her in her bed
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 04:04 |
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Only a madman wouldn't equip a live skeleton keep mighty battle gear equipped for maximum elf fearage Any castoff items containing magical power laying around that the wizard doesn't want? A hat that allows for extreme heroic field ploughing with minimal effort? EZ-Scythe of +1 Harvest? A fell incantation scratched onto ancient vellum that causes a chosen victim to immediately crap their pants?
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 04:32 |
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Enough paths lead us to meeting Karol again that I think we should consider taking the Enchanted Poleacks.
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