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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > SHUT THE FUCK UP BERMAN (DINGERFEST 2k15)

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

There are no happier kids in Ohio than the ones in the OF right now. 10-year-old me would have shot my grandmother for an opportunity like that.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:05

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:45

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

Bumming Your Scene posted:

JOCK HITHARD

We put our faith in Blast Hardball

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:05

William T. Hornaday: Nov 26, 2007; Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.

I keep expecting these to barely clear the fence, and then they end up halfway up the bleachers.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:05

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Glad to finally have a chance to watch a bunch of Joc Jams.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:05

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

jesus, that was really impressive

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:06

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

That was so easy

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:06

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

this format owns. time for Bryant to murder some baseballs.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:06

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

jesus joc

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:06

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

those are some dingers holy poo poo

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:06

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

the HRD makes me jealous of these teams that have big bats like this.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:06

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Retail Slave posted:

There are no happier kids in Ohio than the ones in the OF right now. 10-year-old me would have shot my grandmother for an opportunity like that.

Terrible grandchild

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:06

Smashlampjaw: Aug 16, 2008

Bumming Your Scene posted:

JOCK HITHARD

MANLEY SMASHBALL

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:06

Sexual Pushups: Jul 14, 2002

Joc just dropped his hairless nuts onto the table

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:07

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

jesus gently caress yeah that was up there.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:07

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

drat I'm getting the feeling Pujols is gonna get stomped

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:07

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Poque posted:

you monster.

I don't have a ton of faith that Kris can mash this much. Joc is the next best option.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:07

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Bumming Your Scene posted:

drat I'm getting the feeling Pujols is gonna get stomped

I hope he is ground into the dust

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:07

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

Smashlampjaw posted:

MANLEY SMASHBALL

JOC VANDERHUGE

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:08

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Bumming Your Scene posted:

drat I'm getting the feeling Pujols is gonna get stomped

stomp a Pujol and walk it dry

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:09

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

right before the first pitch, david eckstein is going to cash in his world series mvp briefcase and replace pujols

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:10

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

I can't be the only Cubs fan praying Bryant doesn't hurt himself. :ohdear:

:ohdear:

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:11

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

I thought he had blonde hair. -1 handsome point

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:12

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Bumming Your Scene posted:

I thought he had blonde hair. -1 handsome point

Whatever you say, Hitler

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:12

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I can't be the only Cubs fan praying Bryant doesn't hurt himself.

Diggin the new avatar.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:13

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Mike should've spent twenty more years practicing for this imho

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:14

Shadow Ninja 64: May 21, 2007; "I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."

Bryant's dad is throwin poo poo that dips too much.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:14

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Popete posted:

Diggin the new avatar.

Chicago's handsomest athlete got traded, so I had to shift to the second-handsomest.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:14

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Bryant's dad loving sucks.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:14

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Bryant ain't getting good stuff to hit. Dads trying to strike him out.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:15

Reformed Pissboy: Nov 6, 2003

code:

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# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:15

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

get your poo poo together bryantdad

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:15

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

This format kinda hurts Bryant because he's hitting them so high

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:15

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Chicago's handsomest athlete got traded, so I had to shift to the second-handsomest.

I assume this in regards to your Ditka avatar.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:15

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

"I know where my son likes his home run pitches....low and inside!"

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:16

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

"DAAAAAAAAD, COME OOONNNNNNNN!"

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:16

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

I hope Pujols hits zero and Kris advances because someone else has an even sadder showing.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:16

alpha_destroy: Mar 23, 2010; Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

lol the Cubs are a disappointment once again.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:16

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Get one or two more in BONUS TIME and he's got a chance

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:17

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Pretty decent considering the poo poo his dad is throwing him

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:17

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

cubs blow at this bring back sammy

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:18

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