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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Mike-o posted:

Birdlady chat:

Are birdladies crazier than catladies? I've never met one.

my dad had a redhead birdlady girlfriend once

she was pretty rad so i dunno

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Your dad put his dick in a crazy vice. Literally.
A ginger bird owner is like dating a SVBIED widow and still raising abu's kids.

There's no equivalency for the level of crazy that bird owning soulless ginger bitch in normal society.

A bird owning ginger gives me cause to pause and I've stuck my dick in the worst of the worst kinda crazy.

If she wasn't nuts, congrats, your the only kid on the playground who can say his dad mounted and hosed the lights out of a genuine goddamned real life unicorn.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I stick with entry level crazy: girls who are into horses

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
ugh my sister kept trying to set me up with horse gays

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

holocaust bloopers posted:

I stick with entry level crazy: girls who are into horses
Girls who are into horses are not in any way entry level crazy, but the fact that they are rich enough to own horses means that most people are willing to overlook that fact.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


holocaust bloopers posted:

I stick with entry level crazy: girls who are into horses


Dead Reckoning posted:

Girls who are into horses are not in any way entry level crazy, but the fact that they are rich enough to own horses means that most people are willing to overlook that fact.

This guy gets it.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

holocaust bloopers posted:

I stick with entry level crazy: girls who are into horses

i was with a girl who was into horses once


never again

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i was with a girl who was into horses once


never again

Made you feel inadequate?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
was she into horses, or were the horses into her?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Mike-o posted:

was she into horses, or were the horses in her?

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Dead Reckoning posted:

Girls who are into horses are not in any way entry level crazy, but the fact that they are rich enough to own horses means that most people are willing to overlook that fact.

Fun Fact:

Taylor Swift is/was an equestrian. Like obsessive equestrian.



Interpret this how ever you will.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

ugh my sister kept trying to set me up with horse gays

Cousins of the brony or...?

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Genocide Tendency posted:

Fun Fact:

Taylor Swift is/was an equestrian. Like obsessive equestrian.

Interpret this how ever you will.
She has enough money and other assets that I would be willing to overlook her having a Dexter-style kill room.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

ugh my sister kept trying to set me up with horse gays

Please change my name to "Horse Gays"

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Click me

You are welcome.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Genocide Tendency posted:

Fun Fact:

Taylor Swift is/was an equestrian. Like obsessive equestrian.



Interpret this how ever you will.

I think every single one of us has noticed that she's got the crazy eye. That said, none of us care. We all would and we wouldn't give it a second thought.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


meh

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007


Jared Leto looks like a really poo poo joker. Harley Quinn tho :swoon:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Whip Slagcheek posted:

I think every single one of us has noticed that she's got the crazy eye. That said, none of us care. We all would and we wouldn't give it a second thought.



Of course we all would.







Sorry you hate awesome.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Could be good. Could be awful. It's going to turn on whether or not they can do that Way of the Gun trick of having bad guys with good chemistry that you want to root for. Everyone should watch Way of the Gun.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Dead Reckoning posted:

Could be good. Could be awful. It's going to turn on whether or not they can do that Way of the Gun trick of having bad guys with good chemistry that you want to root for. Everyone should watch Way of the Gun.

The opening scene is amazing.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Booblord Zagats posted:

Please change my name to "Horse Gays"

Local horse gays

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Free Range Horse Gay's

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

"If anything goes wrong, we can blame it on them. We have built-in deniability!"

:downs:



Nobody's even trying anymore.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Bolow posted:

Jared Leto looks like a really poo poo joker.
They turned him into a Suicide Girl.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Horse people are just plain terrible loving people.

The terrible things that they will do to horses is amazingly depraved and that is to something they supposedly like, forget about something that they don't particularly like (you).

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mike-o posted:

The point of concealed carry is to save your rear end in a life or death situation. This loving dude just wanted to draw on somebody, if it even happened.

The threat of death or severe bodily injury. The local Chochki's manager trying to not let you skip out on a meal doesn't count.

The only thing I wish that post included was some sovereign citizen poo poo.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I can't find the thread on reddit but apparently according to the schadenfreude thread he was going off about Mexicans or something. I wouldn't doubt he's a sovereign citizen dork.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Mike-o posted:

I can't find the thread on reddit but apparently according to the schadenfreude thread he was going off about Mexicans or something. I wouldn't doubt he's a sovereign citizen dork.

He was claiming that the manager was an illegal Mexican.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Blah.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

It looks like it COULD be a competent heist film. I'm not too hopeful, but I'm feeling the odds are a coinflip on it being good or bad

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

ugh my sister kept trying to set me up with horse gays

that way lies mr hands :ohdear:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

the last good dc movie was, what, Batman Returns?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Is Ben Afleck in suicid squad? I didn't think so but I'm pretty sure batman is teen-wolfing a car in that trailer :shrug:


E: imdb says yes

beanieson fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Jul 14, 2015

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

the last good dc movie was, what, Batman Returns?

Mask of the Phantasm.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Stultus Maximus posted:

Mask of the Phantasm.

animated movies are exempt (that one was dope as hell though)

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
will suicide squad be rated r? maybe then it will be interesting. all these comicbook movies and tv shows need to gently caress off the edge of my dick

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

will suicide squad be rated r? maybe then it will be interesting. all these comicbook movies and tv shows need to gently caress off the edge of my dick

deadpool will be

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

deadpool will be

If not, then wtf is this world coming to?

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

deadpool will be

Yea, tj miller dropped a bunch of f bombs in the trailer.

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