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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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R.D. Mangles posted:

want to hear more about those big thick bats

:agreed:

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Frazier vs. Pujols is going to be the biggest wet fart

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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DeepDickPizza posted:

Frazier vs. Pujols is going to be the biggest wet fart

Pujols is gonna ruin everything because once a Cardinal, always a Cardinal.

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
Now we're cooking.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


goddamn :stare:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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I think Joc's found his swing.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Joc got his groove back

Elrobot
Dec 28, 2004
Press the buttons all at once, all of the time
ummmmm, i left for literally like two minutes wtf happened

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
please beat puljos

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Joc is loving ridiculous even if he doesn't win

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Elrobot posted:

ummmmm, i left for literally like two minutes :wtf: happened

dingers

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Elrobot posted:

ummmmm, i left for literally like two minutes :wtf: happened

Dingers

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
"He's gotta hurry here. Go Goooo!"

Shut up, Karl. He's following the rules.

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
This has convinced me. Joc is loving awesome.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Duke Chin posted:

please beat puljos

abelrt puljos

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.
It's so sick that he just goes

LEFT BOMB

CENTER BOMB

RIGHT BOMB

to end his round.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

DeepDickPizza posted:

"He's gotta hurry here. Go Goooo!"

Shut up, Karl. He's following the rules.

Frazier isn't, it seems to be working for him

Elrobot
Dec 28, 2004
Press the buttons all at once, all of the time



speedy ding dings

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


joc is what i thought jay bruce would turn into

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

First batter should now be able to go into the outfield and anything he catches takes away a HR from the current batter. The more little kids they truck over the better!

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Thanks for paying attention Berman

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

mattfl posted:

First batter should now be able to go into the outfield and anything he catches takes away a HR from the current batter. The more little kids they truck over the better!

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I know its been said a million times. But the ESPN announcers are miserable, I would watch with no sound but dingers sound too sweet.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

ALFbrot posted:

abelrt puljos

allbrecht pullhose

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Abel Wingnut posted:

joc is what i thought jay bruce would turn into

When winning the derby ruins his swing forever, he probably will turn into Jay Bruce.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


holy poo poo Pujols

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
God damnit slow down Albert.

There maybe that'll break things up.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
Albutt Pooholes

bandman
Mar 17, 2008
Man, Joc really hit those in bunches. Hope that was enough to take out Pujols.

edit: maybe not...Pujols seems pretty locked in so far.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Abel Wingnut posted:

joc is what i thought jay bruce would turn into

:smith:

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Moneyball posted:

Albutt Pooholes

Huge take

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.

Moneyball posted:

Albutt Pooholes

Do you have prince albutt in a poohole?

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Haha

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
pujols tired himself out

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Ok Jocs brother is pretty cool

streetlamp
May 7, 2007

Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat
replace berman with jocs brother

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
"He's halfway to Joc Pederson MAKE IT LESS THAN HALF"

oh boomer

Reformed Pissboy
Nov 6, 2003

aww that was a sweet interview with joc's brother :unsmith:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
gently caress u El Butt Pooholes

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Pujols cheating all over the place here :colbert:

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