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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Yea, tj miller dropped a bunch of f bombs in the trailer.

ryan reynolds and the producers fought Fox hardcore to get it to be R

but yeah a PG-13 deadpool would be worthless

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5TB0pKLj0Y

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

the last good dc movie was, what, Batman Returns?

Not a fan of the Dark Knight movies? Watchmen was 2009.

There were literally no live action DC movies between 2007 (Batman and Robin) and 2004's stupid Halle Berry Catwoman. :lol:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


lmbo

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
deadpool is lame as gently caress. gently caress off with that corny poo poo

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

deadpool is lame as gently caress. gently caress off with that corny poo poo

I'm pretty sure Deadpool wasn't even a comic book. The internet just spontaneously invented him a few years ago. Willed into existence by the shared consciousness of fat manchildren everywhere.


Like Boba Fett.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

comics and movies based upon them are lame as gently caress. gently caress off with that corny poo poo

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Suicide Squad looked great up until that wet fart of a Joker appeared.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Bobba Fett predates modern Man Children entirely. I believe the Model Trainus Obesus Pedopholous is the most recent distinct genetic ancestor to the Modern Man Child which of course was only truly formed when obese pedophile model train enthusiasts connected to ARPANet and mutated the basement bound Pedopholous from a train enthusiast, into an Anime/Manga enthusiast.

While all the cool kids were doing coke and base in the 80's, these guys were leaving their pubescent larval man child stages and dialing into what would ultimately activate the man child gene, forever altering the true course of history, and the sexual proclivities of Star Trek fans forever.

All truth.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
got a good laugh out of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB9fwJDweaU

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

This poo poo kills me every time:

http://youtu.be/YF5fjyqQwBM

Fuckin :roflolmao:

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I'm the werewolf possessing that young man, FYI.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



lol

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I liked kick-rear end a lot :shrug:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:

Suicide Squad looked great up until that wet fart of a Joker appeared.

I dunno...that kind of made him look ok. I was completely unimpressed by the stills they released a while ago. But in the trailer...he just seems so loving HAPPY to be about to torture someone. Plus, it's just a new Joker. Every time there's been a change, people have been up in arms. From the classic Caesar Romero to Jack "Johnny" Nicholson? Come on. Now Luke Skywalker's gonna voice the Joker? That's ridiculous! HEATH BROKEBACK LEDGER? gently caress YOU! Meh...I'll let Jared Leto take a shot.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
wasnt he sending the other actors dead rats and poo poo in the mail?

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I'm not googling that word. I get the joke that they're pedophiles, but are they some kinda special snowflake pedo? Like do they only kiddie diddle wearing a Nixon face mask and robins egg blue stockings and a Cubs hat?? Because seriously- I'm not googling that. Tired of answering my waifus questions about my browser history or it's obvious gaps in coverage.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
ephebe is the greek word for an adolescent male. make of that what you will

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I'm not googling that word. I get the joke that they're pedophiles, but are they some kinda special snowflake pedo? Like do they only kiddie diddle wearing a Nixon face mask and robins egg blue stockings and a Cubs hat?? Because seriously- I'm not googling that. Tired of answering my waifus questions about my browser history or it's obvious gaps in coverage.

Its an attraction to kids aged 12-17 instead of kids aged 4-11. A way for internet people to feel less bad about jacking off to child porn.

Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.
I am not a cop, but I thought you'd appreciate this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn9GLjf49Qo

"THIS IS OUR COP CAAAAAAR!"

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Victor Vermis posted:

Like Boba Fett.

Seriously the dude has like 2 lines, gets bumped into while trying to use his dumb jetpack and gets eaten by a loving giant toothed sand anus, and people think he's some unstoppable bad rear end.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Bolow posted:

Seriously the dude has like 2 lines, gets bumped into while trying to use his dumb jetpack and gets eaten by a loving giant toothed sand anus, and people think he's some unstoppable bad rear end.

BUT HIS ARMOR LOOKED SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!


AND THE TOY SHOT A ROCKET OUT OF THE BACKPACK

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I'm not googling that word. I get the joke that they're pedophiles, but are they some kinda special snowflake pedo? Like do they only kiddie diddle wearing a Nixon face mask and robins egg blue stockings and a Cubs hat?? Because seriously- I'm not googling that. Tired of answering my waifus questions about my browser history or it's obvious gaps in coverage.

Given the choice, they would prefer to gently caress 15-19 year olds.


Those monsters.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I'm not googling that word. I get the joke that they're pedophiles, but are they some kinda special snowflake pedo? Like do they only kiddie diddle wearing a Nixon face mask and robins egg blue stockings and a Cubs hat?? Because seriously- I'm not googling that. Tired of answering my waifus questions about my browser history or it's obvious gaps in coverage.

it was the code word that kicked off the pedocaust in helldump a few years ago
i think like 10 permabans came out of that thread

here's the thread but you'll need archives

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2621011

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 10:53 on Jul 14, 2015

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Victor Vermis posted:

Given the choice, they would prefer to gently caress 15-19 year olds.


Those monsters.

Yeah I'll stick with the 18-19 year olds thanks

Also the 24 year olds

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Rough Lobster posted:

Yeah I'll stick with the 18-19 year olds thanks

Also the 24 year olds


http://fightthenewdrug.org/this-years-most-popular-genre-of-porn-is-pretty-messed-up/

The attached article is pretty eye-roll inducing, but it does touch on one truth: the ape-part of your brain (aka all of it) associates flawless skin and naturally free-standing boobs with girls who could pass for high school students.

24 years old? Crapshoot. Might be hitting their experimental stride, might respect themselves too much to take the dick in a deviant way. But definitely a higher probability of c-section belly stripes, dangly poon, and a body that's already conforming to the shape of an office chair.

I'm the exception, of course. I only search for "teen" because I get perverse satisfaction out of seeing hosed-out mid-30's pornstars forced to wear pig tails and plaid skirts.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Victor Vermis posted:

I'm the exception, of course. I only search for "teen" because I get perverse satisfaction out of seeing hosed-out mid-30's pornstars forced to wear pig tails and plaid skirts.

I've got this theory that the amount of time between when the average female porn star stops being styled as "teen" and starts being styled as "MILF" averages ~6 months. The Freakonomics guys should check that out, they're basically soulless perverts anyway.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Watch"Hot Girls Wanted" on Netflix. It's very enlightening but also super depressing.

And it was made by the hot vaguely ethnic woman from the Office/Parks and Rec.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

http://i.imgur.com/bxeTBvh.gif
(:nsa:: this took too long to load even on America's Best Network(tm) so I unembedded it - pro click though)
http://imgur.com/gallery/tJS3P

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Jul 14, 2015

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

ElMaligno posted:

http://i.imgur.com/bxeTBvh.gif
(:nsa:: this took too long to load even on America's Best Network(tm) so I unembedded it - pro click though)
http://imgur.com/gallery/tJS3P

:fap:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

http://i.imgur.com/bxeTBvh.gif
(:nsa:: this took too long to load even on America's Best Network(tm) so I unembedded it - pro click though)
http://imgur.com/gallery/tJS3P

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av




<---

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I just remembered something, and I feel like it's too important to trust a mere notebook with it.


My buddy farted on a kid in Afghanistan.

And the kid didn't laugh. Barely even registered.

I don't care if you have written language and art- if you don't laugh at farts you are not a part of my species.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Victor Vermis posted:

My buddy farted on a kid in Afghanistan.

And the kid didn't laugh. Barely even registered.

I don't care if you have written language and art- if you don't laugh at farts you are not a part of my species.

Look, a lot of things seem less funny when you're a detainee.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
poo poo, what did I do with my slingshot???

Fuckin' a, that thing was awesome. Launched .50 links like goddam rockets.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Dead Reckoning posted:

Look, a lot of things seem less funny when you're a detainee.

Detainees farted a lot. I always suspected it was because HQ fobbits kept their wrists and ankles zip-tied constantly. I'd cut em loose and listen to their guts de-compress as they stretched out for a bit.

They didn't laugh, but considering the circumstances I guess that's okay.

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.




owns







:tinfoil:

http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-pluto-new-horizons-whats-next-20150713-story.html

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