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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Sara Lee and ZZ should both get away from wrestling before they're poisoned, and Daria probably shouldn't have pinned what is probably the most important moment of her life on a z-tier reality show.

Patrick and Amanda and Gabi absolutely deserve this poo poo, I hope they all get contracts and the business devours them.

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Does anybody follow what they are doing with periscope? I just installed the app, but don't follow any of their twitter accounts.

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

Padje posted:

That's fake reality drama, and a total set-up. In Tough Talk Bryan (I think) brings up how Tanner didn't do very well in the fight considering his background and Tanner replied something about not being allowed to punch.

Patrick knows exactly what to do and say, and would not involve himself with a shoot fight.

I'm thinking there must be a statement in their Tough Enough contracts that say they will immediately get kicked off the show if they get in a fight and throw a punch.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
I just learned that ZZ's been on two other reality TV shows before this and now my heart is broken and everything is faker than normal.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

KungFu Grip posted:

I just learned that ZZ's been on two other reality TV shows before this and now my heart is broken and everything is faker than normal.

He comes from a family of very telegenic alligator wrestlers.

Although he was like 7 in the first one for a single episode of Trading Spouses.

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

KungFu Grip posted:

I just learned that ZZ's been on two other reality TV shows before this and now my heart is broken and everything is faker than normal.

What other shows?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

The Grey posted:

What other shows?

Spouse Swap when he was a kid and Swamp People on the History channel.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I'm getting caught up on Total Divas, the Eva training footage is 100000x better than this season of Tough Enough

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Who's ready for Tough Enough wooooooo!!!!??

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Is it just my setup or are the voices not synced right?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

....does ZZ have a problem with his boobs?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Seems fine to me.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Jerusalem posted:

....does ZZ have a problem with his boobs?

No, they're real.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Fake Tit Fight

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Oh god, a ZZ promo. I can't wait.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



"BOOOOOOOM!" - A good promo

No Dusty promo, gently caress them.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BOOKAH!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
BOOKA

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I think they're going to somehow make it through this show without ever learning how to wrestle

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



triplexpac posted:

I think they're going to somehow make it through this show without ever learning how to wrestle

Hey c'mon, they fell down a few times

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

triplexpac posted:

I think they're going to somehow make it through this show without ever learning how to wrestle

Patrick decides to do some training on his own, Vince immediately fires him.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Improv? Must be Ziggler time

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh no they're going to put them through an endurance drill of listening to Ziggler's stand-up :gonk:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I can't understand a word of Mada's screaming.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hahahaha Josh why do that in character?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I wish Piper wasn't on WWE's poo poo list. I'd want him here to tell people to just scream unintelligibly.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Endless Mike posted:

I can't understand a word of Mada's screaming.

Better than what followed him :stare:

Chelsea: You need.... charisma :geno:

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
One thing that's very important in the super scripted WWE environment is knowing how to improv

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Patrick really is going for the,"I know I'm gonna get eliminated but I get picked up anyway" prize.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



This kind of stuff is awkward and painful, but it's better than Jericho doing standup.

lmao Sara goes straight to murder

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Jerusalem posted:

Better than what followed him :stare:

Chelsea: You need.... charisma :geno:
Oh, for sure.

Oh, Sara. :(

Yaaaaay ZZ bayou wisdom!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
:laffo: Sara is so nice she just can't do this.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

:laffo: Sara is so nice she just can't do this.

"If you forgive me.... I might.... let you live? :)"

Edit: Jericho finally does something!

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Jericho ripping Sara apart is the best

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hey she did step up there!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

Hey she did step up there!

Paige: Not enough gun :clint:

DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
Losing to ZZ in a promo battle is instant death.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I love the theme on loop when you watch on YouTube. Don't get sick of it at all

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I like Sara, but they're really right. I guess it's better than her getting ripped apart by this horrible, horrible business.

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Finally Jericho doing something enjoyable. Also, it is very clear that they want Sara Lee to win and are trying to force her to come out of her shell for a nice character arc. Plenty of people sucked rear end at their promos but Jericho didn't get in their faces.

Fine by me since Sara Lee owns

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