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Equip shield and helmet to skelefriend. Attach testicle for aesthetic purposes. Save dapper clothes for the inevitable rain o' bitches that crushing elf skull brings. Take wizard clothing from wizard tower for future use in scamming/misbehaving/general mischief.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 04:53 |
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Definitely save the clothes for later. I say we grab the Boots of Elvish Walking. The steel toes and elf-piercing spiked treads will be handy if we encounter treacherous terrain, and when I was 13 and had the supplement I remember thinking they looked cool as hell.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 05:26 |
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1. No, stick with Defense 2. The Thermos of Endless (Scalding) Hot Soup? 3. Hell yes, equip skeleton friend.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:07 |
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Epic High Five posted:Deadwood has lots of swearing and she swears a lot. Also, she seems like a character right off the show. This. Hopefully we can get some Boots of Elvish Stomping for crushing some elf skulls beneath our feet. We'll need them for when we get our revenge on Jeff, American History X style
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 06:39 |
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Speleothing posted:Literally no downside to the Skeleton Friend, I like James Boned for the name.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 09:06 |
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vrath posted:The pole sounds good too. He's waiting for us at some tavern in bilgeton
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 09:58 |
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1. wear sword and shield, put outfit on skeleton so he gets an extra fist 2. take the wizard's bed as a trophy
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 14:26 |
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Looks like we're wearing the armour and keeping the skeleton (which will be named James Boned or Ronaldo Q. Jimbabwe.)Dreggon posted:1. wear sword and shield, put outfit on skeleton so he gets an extra fist If you don't wear the clothes you can bet Skeleton Friend will be trying on your stuff in the bag. As for the item: Boots of Elvish Stomping, ahead with 3 votes 2 for the gauntlets 2 for an enchanted Polack 2 for the Robe and Wizard Hat Also possible I guess: The Wizard's bed The Necromancer's undies Bow of Burning Gold w. Arrows of Desire (ranged weapon) An Bottomless Thermos of Scalding Soup A Rusty Scythe of Scything The fight coming up is tough so maybe go with something that will help there unless you're real confident. I'll check back again in a few hours and update. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Jul 15, 2015 |
# ? Jul 15, 2015 16:11 |
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1. Equip James Boned 2. Loot us some elf kicking boots 3. stick with the dick helm and shield/sword
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 16:25 |
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Gilganixon posted:
I think it's supposed to mean like a poleaxe. Pollaxe? All the spellings confused me back when I first read it, so I never ended up looting one.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 16:46 |
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Can the boots be used to stomp other creatures?
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 17:53 |
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Araenna posted:Can the boots be used to stomp other creatures? We could potentially double stomp the double-elf. Like a drop kick I suppose. If we ever run into him.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 18:51 |
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Araenna posted:Can the boots be used to stomp other creatures?
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 20:43 |
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Boots enchanted to be especially lethal when kicking the poo poo out of elves seems like EXACTLY the sort of thing Aggie would have around As for name obvious I vote James Boned, especially since he automatically puts on the fanciest thing he can find and also stabs people Fantastic
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 21:07 |
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Honestly, we don't know what type of enchantment has been applied to the Polack, and knowing this game series and its proclivity for word play I'd say this is a bad choice. Consider this: our good, useful friend Karol is referred to as a "Pole" while the bad (perhaps Elvish Designed) enchanted Polack is referenced by a racial slur. So basically we're gonna have a big dumb magical bumpkin constantly loving our poo poo up. Beware elvish tricks is all I'm saying. It'd be just like them to pre-emptively gently caress up our campaign against them with a lovely prank
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 21:43 |
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Let's keep the armor on Screw elves, we don't need their dirty boots I vote we either take the gauntlets or the endless soup to feed us / pour all over enemies and burn their flesh (if we fight more skellies we're boned) Speaking of which I vote for James Boned as the name
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 21:47 |
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I vote for the soup as well. Pretty sure throwing hot soup at elves will gently caress them up. Don't they have extra delicate skin?
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 22:09 |
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+1 for bottomless soup - seems like it'd be good for effort regen in a pinch.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 22:33 |
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Stomp some elves
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:22 |
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Claven666 posted:Beware elvish tricks is all I'm saying. It'd be just like them to pre-emptively gently caress up our campaign against them with a lovely prank Just watch, the Boots of Elvish Stomping will make us stomp things in an Elvish manner!
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:31 |
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Yeah, changing my vote from elf stomping boots to bottomless hot soup Just soooooo much more fun we can have with unlimited hot liquid
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:33 |
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Modus Pwnens posted:Just watch, the Boots of Elvish Stomping will make us stomp things in an Elvish manner! i'll take "shittily" for 400, alex
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:37 |
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It's not that we will stomp things like elves. These boots are made for stomping....elves. And that's what they'll do.
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# ? Jul 15, 2015 23:45 |
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This rules and I want to make an avatar out of it. Araenna posted:I vote for the soup as well. Pretty sure throwing hot soup at elves will gently caress them up. Don't they have extra delicate skin? They say they do, but they don't really. It's just an excuse to get out of having to work on hot days. Anyway, to the update: Skeleton Friend has been christened James Boned: I'm not going to draw on the last Skeleton Friend card in existence so I put it in a card sleeve first. We picked the boots over soup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULAAuq-kyRA These will definitely help with mashing elves among other things. If you're curious the bottomless flask of scalding soup : It has situational uses but at this point in the game food rations aren't much of an issue any more (and since the soup is scalding hot you can't eat it anyway). I think we made the right choice. Moving on to 66: Sorry about the scan quality as usual. It looks like we're about to get jumped from both sides of the road. You can give an order to the skeletons and take a single action before all hell breaks loose. 1. What's the order? 2. What is the half-elf doing? Adventure sheet: Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Jul 17, 2015 |
# ? Jul 16, 2015 01:48 |
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1. Skeletons should do this 2. We should let out a ferocious battle cry and throw the pixie body parts at the elves to show we mean business
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 02:05 |
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start using your skeleton friend's ribcage as a xylophone and get the caravan to start dancing
comedyblissoption fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Jul 16, 2015 |
# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:01 |
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1. Warn the skeletons and prepare to fight. 2. Put our new boots to use. By stomping on elves.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 03:09 |
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1 Shout out a battle cry 2 Stay back and see how things are going in case you need to cut and run.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:23 |
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Tell the skeletons their brethren are trapped within the fleshy confines of the elves. And then watch.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:36 |
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comedyblissoption posted:start using your skeleton friend's ribcage as a xylophone and get the caravan to start dancing Yeap
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:40 |
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1) comedyblissoption posted:start using your skeleton friend's ribcage as a xylophone and get the caravan to start dancing 2) Stick to the plan. Stay out of sight until the pivotal moment, when you leap out and bugger the ploughing shits right up the arse - without tallow. Figuratively speaking.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 04:55 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Tell the skeletons their brethren are trapped within the fleshy confines of the elves. These boots are ridiculously useful against elves and we should take advantage of that
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 06:21 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Tell the skeletons their brethren are trapped within the fleshy confines of the elves. I'm feeling this. Let's do it.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 06:23 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Tell the skeletons their brethren are trapped within the fleshy confines of the elves.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 06:25 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Tell the skeletons their brethren are trapped within the fleshy confines of the elves.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 06:46 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Tell the skeletons their brethren are trapped within the fleshy confines of the elves. Cry out: "Rejoice brothers, for you will be freed from the tyranny of the flesh!"
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 07:16 |
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SaltyJesus posted:Tell the skeletons their brethren are trapped within the fleshy confines of the elves.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 09:14 |
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Kicking is better than watching, yes.
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 12:09 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Tell the skeletons their brethren are trapped within the fleshy confines of the elves. Then get in there and kick some rear end, those boots hunger for elf blood What, do these elves think they're better than you or something?!?
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 13:09 |
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Also, the last thing that the last living elf sees should be me pissing on and then cutting down a tree Goddamn elves and their lectures on not cutting down trees and blahblahblah here we've brought a bunch of useless poo poo aren't you just soooo in awe
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# ? Jul 16, 2015 14:42 |