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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax
something something smashing it in the nets

what a horribly loving useless dismissal, 110% his fault.

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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Warner you utter knobhead

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



A wicket every 78 runs will do :)

Silly Warner.

Drugs
Jul 16, 2010

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein
Fun fact: Every Mitchell to have ever played test cricket is in the Australian team today

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

Airstream Driver posted:

GOTTA PLAY YOUR SHOTS MATE CAN'T FUCKEN HELP IT

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
It felt wrong not to swing

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax

Dead Goon posted:

A wicket every 78 runs will do :)

Maybe, but it was loving horrid to watch. As soon as he started to move down the pitch I knew it was a shot too far.

PlantHead
Jan 2, 2004
Is there a youtube stream for the cricket this time?
Last couple of ashes they have put the live feed up on youtube but I am damned if I can find it this time.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Coucho Marx posted:

Maybe, but it was loving horrid to watch. As soon as he started to move down the pitch I knew it was a shot too far.

Oh absolutely, such a brainless shot by Warner.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

PlantHead posted:

Is there a youtube stream for the cricket this time?
Last couple of ashes they have put the live feed up on youtube but I am damned if I can find it this time.

Only audio I think.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Smart batting that.

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete
That Warner shot made me physically ill. I actually threw up involuntarily.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax
I'm not sure Boycott gives a gently caress about Mumford & Sons, mate.

Dumb Username
Oct 20, 2012

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax
Smith is looking really sketchy.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
How is the pitch looking? Standard Lords road by tea?

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
All in all a good first session for Australia.

Regarding Smith his feet are moving which is the main thing but he isn't getting near the ball and his timing is awful. England are bowling good lines to him. It can be tempting to try and get him LBW but he uses that as a release shot so just keeping it outside off is the way to go. He is pretty relaxed for a modern day batsman but all modern day players like to feel the ball on the bat.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Ooooh, Glenn McGrath masterclass during lunch :love:

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

goatface posted:

How is the pitch looking? Standard Lords road by tea?

It looks slow as heck. A bit of variable bounce but yeah its not too tricky. Woods was getting the ball through at 140+ and the ball was barely carrying to Buttler

Unimpressed
Feb 13, 2013

Drugs posted:

Fun fact: Every Mitchell to have ever played test cricket is in the Australian team today

That's because it's a bogan white trash name. I hope I'm offending someone.

Dead Goon posted:

Ooooh, Glenn McGrath masterclass during lunch :love:

On racism or just general cuntness?

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
A lesson in shooting elephants (still the greatest fast bowler of all time though)

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Unimpressed posted:

On racism or just general cuntness?

Homophobia.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Unimpressed posted:

On racism or just general cuntness?


I believe he bowled occasionally too, that's all I am interested in.

Dead Goon fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Jul 16, 2015

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Anderson and McGrath played similar amounts of tests in each other country. McGrath played 14 tests in England and Anderson has played 13 in Australia.

Anderson has taken 43 wickets @ 38 in Australia. His strike rate is 69 and he has never taken a 5 wicket haul.

McGrath took 87 wickets @ 19.34 in England. His strike rate was 39 and he took a 5 wicket haul or better 8 times.

Both are absolute jerks on the field.

EDIT

I wrote the wrong numbers lol

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Anderson is clearly being the wrong kind of jerk.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He should try bowling better.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Obviously I hate James Anderson and all that he stands for but he is a solid bowler. Would be a good partner with an elite fast bowler. He has had to carry England for ages in the fast bowling department he has been bowled a lot which has probably hurt his career.

He is certainly very good in England and I expect him to give us a hiding at least one test this tour the bastard. Book him in for a 10 wicket haul at Trent Bridge but he is the odd man out in the top wicket taker list. He just went past Ambrose who is with McGrath in the top fast bowlers ever. Height and accuracy >>>>> swing

EDIT

Basically I think in an ideal world Broad would be leading the attack with Anderson feeding from that.

Burn Down Canberra fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Jul 16, 2015

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



It's hard to believe that Anderson has taken more Test wickets than Ambrose - hopefully he will never overtake Walsh.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Oh god, Warne and Bumble commentator combo :(

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
That was a pretty dumb single lol

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He wanted to make Moeen over-stretch and wreck himself. It would have been a noble sacrifice for the good of the team.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
It's so annoying this. It's clearly a 400 to 500 wicket but this is the type of deck we are going to fail on.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Nah, Australia will still be in at Lunch tomorrow.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
England are bowling well though. Exactly how they need to. Broad just dropped short though

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Well batted Rogers.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They just need to occupy. Rogers and Smith can do that even if it is scratchy and ugly.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Maybe I just hate Anderson because he's such a surely fucker

GorgeOnMySyphilis
Mar 3, 2012

Is Anderson carrying an injury?

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

GorgeOnMySyphilis posted:

Is Anderson carrying an injury?

That's just his normal face

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Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

GorgeOnMySyphilis posted:

Is Anderson carrying an injury?

He's just poo poo.

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