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Dreggon posted:just checked trophies, did we forget to grab the underwear of the bat's wife? Yeah but it's not important. The shield and plate armour are the trophies from that "conquest". Epic High Five posted:I remember my first playthrough I was hoping there was a Rod of Ant Control or something similar because, depending on the choices you make, the game can become a game of cat and mouse trying to avoid swarms of murderous ants. I think they cheaped out with the glue in the binding. Whatever Nicaraguan hell-factory assembled these books used some strange substance that seems to attract ants, among other things. That's the most plausible explanation I've heard but it doesn't explain all the other things that go wrong with these bloody books. It's like they're cursed. Update: Outrail posted:combine the Dapper Clothes and Codpiece  +  =  We now have the Imposing Attire instead of that other garbage. Moving on:  Thread consensus is to head back. Turning to 80:  Decisions : 1 Do we want to beat the elf or should we throw the combat? If we don't throw the combat: 2 What do we do about all these elves? and finally 3 Should we wear our new costume? Adventure sheet: 
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What it is with this book and ants? At least I'm not that guy on the usenet boards back in the day who got a copy only to discover the cover was slick with some sort of noxious chemical that ended up being ant pheromone, at least according to the coroner's report
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1) It's probably those terrifying goddamned ants behind us, so I vote we spray the remaining elves with any sweet sauces we may have left and dive for cover 2) If it's not the ants or something else totally dire and capable of elf murder, bean one of the archers with a rock and charge in 3) We should never remove this armor ever under any circumstance
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Jul 19, 2015 01:20
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Epic High Five posted:1) It's probably those terrifying goddamned ants behind us, so I vote we spray the remaining elves with any sweet sauces we may have left and dive for cover It's not ants, it is probably something very unpleasant though. We're out of condiments but there are a couple of other disgusting things we're lugging around that might help. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Jul 19, 2015 |
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Jul 19, 2015 01:22
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Gilganixon posted:It's not ants, it is something very unpleasant though. We're out of condiments but there are a couple of other disgusting things we're lugging around that might help. PIXIE BITS! By now they're probably super rotten and vile so the elves will be disgusted long enough for the drugs to kick in while they're getting mauled by some horrific forest beast, then we can swoop in the make the most terrifying and intimate moment of their horrid lives even worse like the shitheel we are. It'll be the PhalloKnight all over again! I still maintain we should bean whichever elf looks like the biggest cock in the group with a rock though. gently caress elves
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Jul 19, 2015 01:27
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Throw the fight
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Jul 19, 2015 01:27
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>Deficate mid fight
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There's something scary coming out of the forest, and we agreed to protect this caravan. Let's stay in character by cowering behind trees and fleeing towards the town.
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Jul 19, 2015 03:57
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Some combo of making GBS threads ourselves and buggering off is in the lead, with hocking the pixie bits at the elves being the fighting half-elf's option. Will check in again at some point and scan the update. Dongicus posted:HIV good advice but who cares about the UK
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Jul 19, 2015 18:22
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Fight alongside your fleshless brethren w/ some hocking
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Jul 19, 2015 18:24
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Kajeesus posted:Fight alongside your fleshless brethren w/ some hocking This. I don't want to let James Boned down 
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Jul 19, 2015 18:32
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pixie god drat bits
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Jul 19, 2015 18:32
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hocking the pixie bits at the elves we must do our part to cleanse this world of elves
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Jul 19, 2015 19:12
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Gotta fight. Otherwise we'll lose the respect of that hot necromancer
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Jul 19, 2015 20:13
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1. Kick his rear end 2. Kick their rear end 3. Yes. Yes. Equip it now.
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SaltyJesus posted:hocking the pixie bits at the elves This and combine Imposing outfit with Armour. Clothes are like voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets.
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Jul 19, 2015 20:34
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I am Against combining the Armor and Outfit. I'm pretty sure it leads to losing both cards and getting nothing.
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the_steve posted:I am Against combining the Armor and Outfit. I'm pretty sure it leads to losing both cards and getting nothing. Yeah, it says it can't be worn with armor right on it.
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Jul 19, 2015 20:58
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Buy Crypt of The Bonelords off Amazons
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Outrail posted:This and combine Imposing outfit with Armour. In this case you would wind up with Landsknecht Harness, which is really good armour but the half-elf is too pitiful to wear it. Gridlocked posted:Buy Crypt of The Bonelords off Amazons Amazon doesn't carry it. I'd have to go to Two-Fisted Steve's ebay store again for another copy of that book. He wants a fortune for it and I missed a gas bill because of my last purchase from him. Update: We don't put on the new clothes - yet. Last page, properly scanned (finally):  We decided to fight that elf. I put aside 8 EFFORT, and rolled a 6 and a 3 for FISTS. Because of James Boned we re-roll any dice with 6 and add 6 to whatever number comes up. We get 4, totalling out to 18. We annihilated the elf. 4 effort used because of the boots, 1 extra for the shield. 5 total. Moving on, thread seemed to want to use the Pixie Bits at last. Turning to 148:   So, we gas ourselves. We take an injury and are now Severely wounded. Two more hits and we're dead. We need to roll on the potion chart and subtract 1. I rolled 7:  This is actually a good thing - our gas problem gives us a temporary +1 to FISTS, and the pixie cloak saves us from the ELAN damage. But now onto the toughest fight of the game so far. Do we want to fight or cave in and beg for mercy? Or is there something else that we could do? Adventure sheet: 
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There's not room in this book for two Elf bastards. Take this gently caress down. use our violence.
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the_steve posted:There's not room in this book for two Elf bastards. Take this gently caress down. Violence solves everything.
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quote:"You must be the guy who took out my scouts yesterday. I got no idea what's gotten into Aggie, hiring a thug like you. We had a perfectly good understanding until now. She pays us - not a lot, just a quarter or so - and we don't take everything. Of course, that deal's off the table. I take it all, and you die." Modus Pwnens fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jul 20, 2015 |
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the_steve posted:There's not room in this book for two Elf bastards. Take this gently caress down. WE'RE THE KING OF HALF-ELF DICKBAGS AROUND HERE
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Jul 20, 2015 02:28
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It's stompin time
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Jul 20, 2015 02:43
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Hell yeah. It's gonad time.
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Jul 20, 2015 03:07
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call timeout eat testicle slowly while maintaining eye contact with this guy
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Jul 20, 2015 03:10
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Hell yeah. It's ball time.
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Jul 20, 2015 03:40
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We've got a whole lot of effort and a big pile of loot cards and cash. Begging is off the table. But maybe we can bribe, then betray
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Jul 20, 2015 04:01
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poor life choice posted:Hell yeah. It's ball time.
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Jul 20, 2015 05:16
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poor life choice posted:Hell yeah. It's ball time.
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Jul 20, 2015 05:49
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Atma posted:call timeout I vote this
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Jul 20, 2015 05:56
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Maybe we should combine the testicle with ourself, and see if we don't get a new form.
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Jul 20, 2015 06:04
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ball time then violence
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Jul 20, 2015 06:42
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Killl them all God will know His own.
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Jul 20, 2015 07:21
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> poo poo pants, cry, and beg for mercy we're a half elf after all
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Jul 20, 2015 07:42
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Gilganixon posted:
No I mean buy it in game from some Amazons. We can use it to find out what our potential future would have been like and maybe unlock some skeleton powers.
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Jul 20, 2015 09:37
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Turn to page 171
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Activate testicle, finally 
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Half-elf eat the ball.
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