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JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

HEY GAL posted:

40 guys from the mansfeld regiment deserted in one night after a rumor came through that they were about to be sent to spain and all their officers would be replaced with spanish ones

Well, they say Ukrainian army was so full of plants that a company got orders to set up in the field where they could be easily grad'ed to death.

The make up of the forces is interesting, not only because of the Russian "no, really" game, but also because of the Ukrainian militias and even Chechens joining the party.

As for interesting tactics... shoot artillery from a residential area (what us post-sovs call "sleeping neighborhoods"), scoot, wait for counter-battery, claim that monstrous Ukrs are shelling Grandma Olga and Little Ruffian Peter for shits with a side of giggles. But that's inforwarfare again, little to do with how many (and which) AKs the Ukrainians have and the effectiveness of BULAT upgrade.

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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

JcDent posted:

Well, they say Ukrainian army was so full of plants that a company got orders to set up in the field where they could be easily grad'ed to death.

The make up of the forces is interesting, not only because of the Russian "no, really" game, but also because of the Ukrainian militias and even Chechens joining the party.

As for interesting tactics... shoot artillery from a residential area (what us post-sovs call "sleeping neighborhoods"), scoot, wait for counter-battery, claim that monstrous Ukrs are shelling Grandma Olga and Little Ruffian Peter for shits with a side of giggles. But that's inforwarfare again, little to do with how many (and which) AKs the Ukrainians have and the effectiveness of BULAT upgrade.

I meant more like the eclectic nature of the equipment and the foreign volunteers. I heard they're using WWII stuff in some cases.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
imo this thread should be about history, not current events

lets save that for other threads

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Hogge Wild posted:

imo this thread should be about history, not current events

lets save that for other threads

Yup.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

A generally good idea. I'm so sorry!


Mycroft Holmes posted:

I meant more like the eclectic nature of the equipment and the foreign volunteers. I heard they're using WWII stuff in some cases.

Well, a WWII rifle can still work as a DMR, no? It's accurate, yet it doesn't have the rate of fire needed for modern war.

Things can get wild, tho:



Poor StG :( btw, whats the final verdict on AK's origins as a supposed copy?

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

JcDent posted:

A generally good idea. I'm so sorry!


Well, a WWII rifle can still work as a DMR, no? It's accurate, yet it doesn't have the rate of fire needed for modern war.

Things can get wild, tho:



Poor StG :( btw, whats the final verdict on AK's origins as a supposed copy?

A few minutes in World of Guns will convince you there is literally nothing connecting the StG and the AK47, aside from the idea of the intermediate power cartridge.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

JcDent posted:

Poor StG :( btw, whats the final verdict on AK's origins as a supposed copy?

If I remember right the AK has more mechanical similarity to the Garand.

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

xthetenth posted:

If I remember right the AK has more mechanical similarity to the Garand.

the roller-delayed blowback mechanism of the STG-45 would later influence the CETME/G3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEPwmYcCPFs

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Fangz posted:

A few minutes in World of Guns will convince you there is literally nothing connecting the StG and the AK47, aside from the idea of the intermediate power cartridge.

With the current political climate, some are more than happy to say that Soviets (and Russians, to that extent) only ever managed to steal stuff from the West, so, radio, AK, etc. It breeds doubt.

I wanted to maybe try world of guns once, but the grind-mentioning reviews scared me away.


Kanine posted:

the roller-delayed blowback mechanism of the STG-45 would later influence the CETME/G3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEPwmYcCPFs

...and thus Lithuanian military gets to run around with the confusingly named AK-4, which is an antique Swedish G3 copy.

xthetenth posted:

If I remember right the AK has more mechanical similarity to the Garand.

Naw, but you see, the lay person doesn't see the outward similarity, so it don't count.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

100 Years Ago

General Hunter-Weston fucks off. (And there was much rejoicing.) Sadly, he'll be back in good time. At Second Isonzo, the Grand Old Duke of Aosta has marched his ten thousand men (less casualties and desertions) to the top of the hill, and then goes off to play Oliver Twist in an am-dram production, against General Cadorna as the beadle. "Please, sir, I want some more." The tide begins to turn against the Russians in the Caucasus, and Kenneth Best has been shipped out for Alexandria.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

cadorna is such an obviously and spectacularly incompetent commander

how did he get into his position in the first place? was he a chum of the King from pre-unification or what

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Ensign Expendable posted:

I even saw memoirs by a German tanker that insisted he fought IS-3s and their guns could only put dents in his tank.

I remember this one. If it's the one I'm thinking of, it's not a memoir but a pretty crappy novel that someone else thought was a memoir. Is there a long subplot about a captured Soviet redhead?

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Dear Mr./Ms. P-Mack, I've read all your taiping posts and they are wonderful, I love them. I cannot wait for the next one.

P-Mack posted:

Also, I've noticed the Taiping seal is roughly av shaped. Any suggestions for text?


"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."

"Revolution is no tea party."

"We came too early." (Boom! Phrasing!)

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

JcDent posted:

As for interesting tactics... shoot artillery from a residential area (what us post-sovs call "sleeping neighborhoods"), scoot, wait for counter-battery, claim that monstrous Ukrs are shelling Grandma Olga and Little Ruffian Peter for shits with a side of giggles. But that's inforwarfare again, little to do with how many (and which) AKs the Ukrainians have and the effectiveness of BULAT upgrade.

I swear I read a German memoir where the mayor of a German town was giving the retreating Wehrmacht commander a hard time about setting up a defensive position in his little town, so the guns (or mortars?) set up by his house, cranked off a few rounds in the general direction of the Americans and fled and then everyone watched as it was obliterated by counter-battery.

Good story, much laughs. Pass the schnappes.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Fangz posted:

A few minutes in World of Guns will convince you there is literally nothing connecting the StG and the AK47, aside from the idea of the intermediate power cartridge.

There is a connection there, but it has more to do with the production techniques. One of the German engineering bigwigs behind the move to stamped metal components in a lot of german small arms was also a key mover and shaker in designing the manufacturing process for the StG44 and related designs. After the war he was trundled off to the USSR and "agreed" to help them iron out the wrinkles with the AK production process. It was designed to be a stamped metal gun from the get go but they had some real problems cranking that up so it was a milled design for the first few years. Once they got that worked out it was back to stamped.

edit: think it might have been Schmiesser, but not sure on that.

edit x2: the post-war history of German small arms designers is fascinating. Take three of the engineers at Mauser Oberndorf, Mr Heckler , Mr. Koch, and Mr. Siedel. Not only did they basically reboot the German small arms industry in the 50s but they founded their new company in the same town as their old employer. I've always felt a bit sorry for Siedel not getting his name on the company logo. Should have been HK&S

Cyrano4747 fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Jul 20, 2015

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
Schmeisser? I have documents regarding his work, the Soviets keep complaining that he's self-taught and can't do anything for them, Schmeisser complains that he doesn't get paid enough. Apparently all he was involved in was the design of box magazines for the PPSh and Mosin, as well as a submachinegun for the "German 0.8 mm round". The conclusion reads that "Due to a lack of technical education, he cannot perform any work. He contributed nothing of value during his stay. His psychology is capitalistic and he has a negative effect on the other German specialists."

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

P-Mack posted:

Also, I've noticed the Taiping seal is roughly av shaped. Any suggestions for text?


"I'm the Chinese younger brother of Jesus Christ."

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

P-Mack posted:

Also, I've noticed the Taiping seal is roughly av shaped. Any suggestions for text?


Ten thousand years too early.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Ensign Expendable posted:

His psychology is capitalistic and he has a negative effect on the other German specialists."

"He keeps asking to be paid."

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Ensign Expendable posted:

Schmeisser? I have documents regarding his work, the Soviets keep complaining that he's self-taught and can't do anything for them, Schmeisser complains that he doesn't get paid enough. Apparently all he was involved in was the design of box magazines for the PPSh and Mosin, as well as a submachinegun for the "German 0.8 mm round". The conclusion reads that "Due to a lack of technical education, he cannot perform any work. He contributed nothing of value during his stay. His psychology is capitalistic and he has a negative effect on the other German specialists."

Like I said, could be wrong on who it was exactly. It was big news about four years ago - I'm pretty sure Izmash (or whoever owns them at this point) acknowledged the work done on the AK production process.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

FAUXTON posted:

Yeah but that turret looks modern as gently caress.
I am totally getting a Leopard I vibe from it.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
Ya but only from the A3 variant with the welded turret onward :v:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

On the subject of the StG-44 and AK-47, the outward similarities are likely more a result of form following function than the other way around. The AK's design is sort of a mash-up of existing American ideas (an action similar to the M1 Garand, the safety lever from the Remington Model 8, etc.). In fact, if you were to make the Remington Model 8 Police today you'd likely get at least a few people assuming it must be based on the Kalashnikov due to outward similarities, especially if it had a pistol grip:

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
Looks kind of like an oldschool version of the VSS Vintorez actually, which itself looks like a fancypants AK to a layperson like myself. Your point is well made.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Just as a crack idea, I decided to take a Remington Model 8 and really quickly Photoshop in a Polytech AK's stock, pistol grip, and trigger and trigger guard. It didn't actually fit that well because I forgot to extend the Remington's receiver back to accept the pistol grip, but look at this monstrosity:



Edit: You're not far off about the VSS, though. From what I've seen of the internals, the VSS and its assault rifle equivalent (the AS Val) has an operating system quite similar to an AK.

chitoryu12 fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Jul 20, 2015

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

Ensign Expendable posted:

I'm pretty sure that your average grunt that's sitting in the trenches knows nearly nothing about the war he's fighting. That's how every tank becomes a Tiger and every gun becomes an 88. I even saw memoirs by a German tanker that insisted he fought IS-3s and their guns could only put dents in his tank.

And every StuG becomes a Ferdinand! :haw:

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



And the Japanese at the Battle off Samar make a series of poor decisions based on the belief that they're fighting a full-sized carrier force, not an escort carrier force.

I don't remember who recommended Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors but I think it's the best military history book I've ever read, thank you to that person.

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Xerxes17 posted:

And every StuG becomes a Ferdinand! :haw:

I always get the Ferdinand and the Elefant mixed up. Which was the one with the machine-gun?

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Are there any particularly good films/television series about the First World War that you would recommend?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Kanine posted:

Are there any particularly good films/television series about the First World War that you would recommend?

Blackadder Goes Forth (Black Adder Series 4).

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Kanine posted:

Are there any particularly good films/television series about the First World War that you would recommend?

Joyeux Noël.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Kanine posted:

Are there any particularly good films/television series about the First World War that you would recommend?

The Great War BBC series is pretty great, it's from 1964 so it's dated, but it has a lot of footage and images i'd never seen before and was soon enough after the war that there are interviews with survivors. You can find the whole series on Youtube IIRC.

Also seconding the recommendation for Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors. The description of the Kamikaze attack on the USS St Lo. is one of the most :stare: things I have read.

Animal
Apr 8, 2003

Ensign Expendable posted:

Schmeisser? I have documents regarding his work, the Soviets keep complaining that he's self-taught and can't do anything for them, Schmeisser complains that he doesn't get paid enough. Apparently all he was involved in was the design of box magazines for the PPSh and Mosin, as well as a submachinegun for the "German 0.8 mm round". The conclusion reads that "Due to a lack of technical education, he cannot perform any work. He contributed nothing of value during his stay. His psychology is capitalistic and he has a negative effect on the other German specialists."

Did he end up in the Gulag?

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Hogge Wild posted:

Blackadder Goes Forth (Black Adder Series 4).

I would actually agree, at least in so far as it is important to understand the modern public perception of the war.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Animal posted:

Did he end up in the Gulag?

No. He did die a year after ending work in Russia and returning home to what was then East Germany though, so read of that how you will. He was 68.

I don't overall see why the Russians needed to bring in outsiders for ideas on stamped metal guns. Wasn't the PPSh stamped metal?

Fangz fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Jul 20, 2015

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
∆∆∆ The PPS was almost entirely stamped, the PPSh was not.

Endman posted:

I always get the Ferdinand and the Elefant mixed up. Which was the one with the machine-gun?

Elefant refers to the modernized one with a machinegun and Zimmerit. It was really easy to add a machinegun since there was already a slot for one, Porsche just didn't want to fill it for some reason.

Xerxes17 posted:

And every StuG becomes a Ferdinand! :haw:

StuG and Marder and Jagdpanzer 38(t)... The way "Ferdinand" is used in award orders, I suspect a lot of people thought that anything without a rotating turret was called a Ferdinand.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Mycroft Holmes posted:

I really want to see an analysis of the tactics used in the current Ukranian Civil War, as well as the equipment.

Can't say much for tactics but you may have heard the name "Brown Moses" bandied about in proximity to Ukraine (and originally Syria). He kind of started with the ID-Weapons-via-Youtube thing in the Syria/Arab Spring threads here but his ersatz fame has taken off a bit and he's more involved with his bellingcat site more than posting on our humble internet comedy forum these days. I am not familiar enough to really pass judgment on his analysis though.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Fangz posted:

No. He did die a year after ending work in Russia and returning home to what was then East Germany though, so read of that how you will. He was 68.

I don't overall see why the Russians needed to bring in outsiders for ideas on stamped metal guns. Wasn't the PPSh stamped metal?

There was a huge grab for German experts after the war. The nazis inherited one of the best academic research apparatuses in the early 20th century world. It wasn't just the Russians. The U.S. Probably wouldn't have gotten to the moon when we did without Von Braun and the people who came over with him.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Kanine posted:

Are there any particularly good films/television series about the First World War that you would recommend?
Paths of Glory is great, if probably hyperbolic.

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turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
Our World War was pretty amazing. Not sure how accurate it was, but it was very dramatic.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3419604/

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