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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

CCKeane posted:

Still don't care!

Keane is Apathius Maximus the most meh :shrug: of all warriors.

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

CapitalistPig posted:

Keane is Apathius Maximus the most meh :shrug: of all warriors.

Sounds accurate.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I've created my own portrait.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

imgay posted:

I've created my own portrait.



Keane doesn't care.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

CapitalistPig posted:

Keane doesn't care.

Its good that someone can fill in for me.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
Hello all I am confirming that I am in this game and will win because I don't want to be dead

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Hello all I am confirming that I am in this game and will win because I don't want to be dead

this is a non-town claim~

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.

Pinterest Mom posted:

i'm home and confirming that i'm vt.

Why would a vanilla townsperson come to the 'Tournament of Heroes', anyways? Isn't there a 'League of Ordinary Gentleman' or something for non-adventurers?

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

taste wrote my flavour :shrug:

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Murmur Twin posted:

Isn't there a 'League of Ordinary Gentleman' or something for non-adventurers?

worst breadcrumb ever

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

Birdstrike posted:

EccoRaven doesn't want people to know she's actually EccoCrow.

LIES AND SLANDER

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sounds like a lot of trash talking going in. We must prostrate ourselves for kindness before our wolf fangs show.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

imgay posted:

Sounds like a lot of trash talking going in. We must prostrate ourselves for kindness before our wolf fangs show.

This is my theme song for this thread.

It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Except for the last line of the chorus should be ' because I'm watching you all with the eye of the tiger'

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
this is my theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

yHSw QIxi ns QmG BOvnSR

Zen Eu WfMmw sT

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

My theme song is 4'33"

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!

CCKeane posted:

My theme song is 4'33"

This explains everything.

Hello folks, I am Zebedar the Eloquent, and I am here to earn some money.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
Welcome welcome welcome to this year's Tournament of Heroes! We have an excellent field of entrants for this year's tournament, hearkening from all across the globe. This year promises to be as exciting as any we've ever seen, and the crowd is ready for action!


The opening ceremonies are finished, the torch is lit, and we are ready to get underway with the first day of festivities!


Oh... What's this? I'm being told that one of the combatants has been found dead before the tournament has even started! We all came for blood, but something like this is unprecedented in an event with as much clout as the Tournament of Heroes. However, the show must go on! Who will be victorious and win the fame, glory, and substantial sum of gold that comes with being crowned Champion? Let's find out!


EXAKT Science, Balderdash the Barbarian, Moderator-Aligned Plot Device has been stabbed to death Night 0. Day 1 Begins!

The first mod challenge will begin taking sign-ups tonight at 10 PM EST. Be prepared!

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (17): AnonymousNarcotics, Birdstrike, CapitalistPig, CCKeane, EccoRaven, garthoneeye, imgay, King Burgundy, merk, Murmur Twin, OmegaGoo, Opopanax, Pinterest Mom, QuoProQuid, Roydrowsy, TMMadman, yuming

With 17 alive, it's 9 votes to lynch. The current deadline is July 24th, 2015 at midnight EDT -- that's in about 2 days, 9 hours.

The first challenge will begin TONIGHT at 10 PM EST

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtl41oZxOA

##vote capitalist pig

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.

votefinder posted:

Votecount for Day 1

Not Voting (17): AnonymousNarcotics, Birdstrike, CapitalistPig, CCKeane, EccoRaven, garthoneeye, imgay, King Burgundy, merk, Murmur Twin, OmegaGoo, Opopanax, Pinterest Mom, QuoProQuid, Roydrowsy, TMMadman, yuming

With 17 alive, it's 9 votes to lynch. The current deadline is July 24th, 2015 at midnight EDT -- that's in about 2 days, 9 hours.

The first challenge will begin TONIGHT at 10 PM EST

Hello Merk! Why so secretive?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Question: Can people remove themselves from a challenge (before it starts obv) if it turns out that they can't make it?

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

TMMadman posted:

Question: Can people remove themselves from a challenge (before it starts obv) if it turns out that they can't make it?

You can, but challenges will start as soon as all of the slots are filled and will hopefully move fairly quickly, so it's best not to sign up in the first place if you don't think you'll be available.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

dumb

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

EXAKT Science posted:

You can, but challenges will start as soon as all of the slots are filled and will hopefully move fairly quickly, so it's best not to sign up in the first place if you don't think you'll be available.

Gotcha. Also I misread your post and thought the sign ups started now and the challenge was taking place at 10:00 pm EST.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
realvote

##vote merk

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
everyone vote merk before he even gets a chance to post or be a player in the game.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Murmur Twin posted:

Hello Merk! Why so secretive?

WHISTLE BLOWN

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!
I find your faith disheartening.

I am very excited about these "challenges".

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I hope the first mod challenge is erotic massage, since I don't care about Exakt's strange smells.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

##vote Keane

His apathy is a mask for evil.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

King Burgundy posted:

##vote Keane

His apathy is a mask for evil.

YO King Burgundy why you gotta be whack?

You're a joke like those District XVII Legion guys.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

CapitalistPig posted:

YO King Burgundy why you gotta be whack?

You're a joke like those District XVII Legion guys.

Don't make me burn you to a crisp with my magical powers.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

King Burgundy posted:

Don't make me burn you to a crisp with my magical powers.

Pffft That fool Aurelius said he had magic powers too, turns out he just ate too many mushrooms and died on the toilet cause he had a brain aneurysm when he pooped.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CapitalistPig posted:

Pffft That fool Aurelius said he had magic powers too, turns out he just ate too many mushrooms and died on the toilet cause he had a brain aneurysm when he pooped.

I've heard of a similar fate of the old one Elvisius

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
everyone!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

no

Roydrowsy
May 6, 2007

hey guys!
how did the Gladiator feel after performing cunnilingus for the first time?

Roydrowsy
May 6, 2007

Roydrowsy posted:

hey guys!
how did the Gladiator feel after performing cunnilingus for the first time?

He was Glad He Ate Her.

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Roydrowsy
May 6, 2007

that is all for now.

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