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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Roydrowsy posted:

He was Glad He Ate Her.

You're terrible.

##vote Roydrowsy

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imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Unbleached

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
Groaaaan

I secretly love puns

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

I secretly love puns

a centurion walks into a bar, puts up two fingers and says "I'd like five beers, please."

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

You can vote me if you want, King B. I don't really have a strong opinion on that.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Groaaaan

I secretly love puns

Me too

Still worth a vote though.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Groaaaan

I secretly love puns

Secret's out now, cap'n.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

imgay posted:

Unbleached

I meant unbelievable but phone had other ideas

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

imgay posted:

I meant unbelievable but phone had other ideas

Lying is anti-town.

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance
Go town go!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

yuming posted:

Go town go!

So anti town of you.

##vote yuming

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Hey do you guys know what the Peruvian farmer said to get out of a fight?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Be careful because Alpaca mean punch.

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!
Punny.

Did you hear about the bicycle race? I hear the prize was a lifetime supply of hard candies. What was its name? Tour en Mint?

Roydrowsy
May 6, 2007

##vote Omega Goo

I DID hear about the bicycle race, and that wasn't what it was called.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


##vote merk hahaha

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
I didn't realize this was the Tournament of Crickets!

EXAKT Science fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Jul 22, 2015

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

EXAKT Science posted:

I din't realize this was the Tournament of Crickets!

I can't hear you, you're too far away. That's okay though, I'll just keep running a little bit further.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

EXAKT Science posted:

I didn't realize this was the Tournament of Crickets!

Let's vote EXAKT! He edited this post!

Also, wait, I thought you were dead!

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

EXAKT Science posted:

I didn't realize this was the Tournament of Crickets!

EXAKT Science posted:

The first mod challenge will begin taking sign-ups tonight at 10 PM EST. Be prepared!

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

People can, and are in fact encouraged to, post outside of mod challenges :colbert:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

EXAKT Science posted:

People can, and are in fact encouraged to, post outside of mod challenges :colbert:

Are you not entertained?

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Birdstrike posted:

Are you not entertained?

No.

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

hiiiii merk

how are you?

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact


WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING MEAN GENE

EVER SINCE 2+2 WHEN I WON THE FIRST BATTLE WITH ALL MY LITTLE MERKSTERS

IT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE WAR

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

wow

golly

sooooooo coooooool

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Birdstrike posted:

Are you not entertained?

I have never been entertained.

Not once.

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
TWO PEOPLE SO CLOSE AS YOUA ND I MAN

LIKE BLOOD BROTHERS

I CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU SOLD ME OUT MAN

SUCH JEALOUSY

WELL LOOK AROUND

I SEE SOME CONFUSED PEOPLE

SOME OF YOUR PEOPLE MAN

THE ONES THAT ARENT MERKAMANIACS

THOSE PEOPLE ARE GONNA LAY IT OUT STRAIGHT FOR YOU

STRAIGHT TALK

GOD CREATED HEAVEN GOD CREATED MERKAMANIACS AND THEN GOD CREATED THESE 24" PYTHONS

AND THE REASON FOR IT IS TO STRAIGHTEN PEOPLE UP LIKE YOU OPOPANAX

PEOPLE WHO CANT GET THEIR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT

CANT UNDERSTAND WHO THE BOSS MAN IS MAN

YOUR TIME IS NOW MR OPOPANAX

IM THE OLD BATTERED DOWN BROKEN DOWN MERKSTER

IM GONNA SMOKE RIGHT BY YOU OPOPANAX

BUT YOU REMEMBER ONE THING DUDE

YOURE AN OLD DOG THAT CANT EVEN WAG ITS OWN TAIL

YOU ARENT GOING TO BEAT ME

YOUR TIME IS NOW MR OPOPANAX

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact

QuoProQuid posted:

wow

golly

sooooooo coooooool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4DV5sOyQO8

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact

CCKeane posted:

I have never been entertained.

Not once.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
This merkamania fellow sure is tanned.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

CCKeane posted:

I have never been entertained.

Not once.

a vicious lie

CCKeane posted:

Hooray!!!

behind your mask of apathy and indifference is a beautiful person that is entertained by the world around them

let it go, keane. let it go.

don't hold it back anymore.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

merk posted:


SUCH JEALOUSY



What are you, doge hogan?

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
Tmm why aren't you hounding merk about his flavor?

garthoneeye
Feb 18, 2013

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Tmm why aren't you hounding merk about his flavor?

I think Merk is face Hogan and not heel Hollywood Hulk Hogan.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Tmm why aren't you hounding merk about his flavor?

Hahaha. It's because I didn't read the posts until just now. But garth is right, he seems to be the Hogan face side.

Did you do this to mess with Mr Exakt? Because if so, :bravo:

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imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Speaking of Hogan, anyone see his horrible sex tape? It was pretty terribad

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