GiP Drunk Thread 2k15: Merry Christmas from the beaniesons!

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Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

fatality

# ? Jul 17, 2015 02:39

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:31

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Dude's still bouncin to the beat as he hoists her limp body. :derp:

# ? Jul 17, 2015 02:51

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Fart Sandwiches posted:

fatality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4nSZ79fXO8

# ? Jul 17, 2015 02:52

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Haha what? It's not winter dude, it's fuckin' July. IDGAF what you tell me: Jesus h. _{(H. As in H.W(As in the president (The good one(Married to Barb, not the one who kills people with her car (That'd be W'.s wife not H.W. But for real W. Did a lot of cokeand if you've come this far down the rabbit hole I'ma tell it like it is(George bush hates black people was the 4th most true thing Kante ever said (gently caress I forgot how far nested these are six? ( Nope, loving..8..))))))))} Christ was white and spoke English not espanol and it's not goddamn winter in July even in upside down land next to Australia's taint.

Turtles all the way down.

i assure you it's loving freezing down here in kiwiland
but as i said it keeps my drinks cold

and plasma might not be as good as the new LED's, but goddamn it does a great job of keeping a room warm

# ? Jul 17, 2015 04:02

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Wanna party with this bear

Bear downs 36 beers, passes out at campground

quote:

Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation, baiting the trap with the usual: doughnuts, honey and, in this case, two open cans of Rainier.
That did the trick.
�This is a new one on me,� Heinck said. �I�ve known them to get into cans, but nothing like this. And it definitely had a preference.�

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/5756809/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/bear-downs-beers-passes-out-campground/#.Vak2PPlVikp

# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:09

US Berder Patrol: Jul 11, 2006; oorah

Booblord Zagats posted:

Bear downs 36 beers, passes out at campground

n4i gonna have to have a talk with his boo

# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:13

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 19:25

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Far Cry 5 looking good
http://i.imgur.com/IYXZxo3.gifv

# ? Jul 17, 2015 19:33

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Free Shim

# ? Jul 19, 2015 03:46

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Free Shim

What did he do this time?

# ? Jul 19, 2015 04:43

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

there once was a poster named shim
who went off on rants on a whim
but he pissed off a mod who favors the rod
and now he must pay for his sin

# ? Jul 19, 2015 06:04

krispykremessuck: Jul 22, 2005; unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

there once was a poster named shim
who went off on rants on a whim
but he pissed off a mod who favors the rod
and now he must pay for his sin

# ? Jul 19, 2015 06:05

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

there once was a poster named shim
who went off on rants on a whim
but he pissed off a mod who favors the rod
and now he must pay for his sin

lmao

# ? Jul 19, 2015 06:05

US Berder Patrol: Jul 11, 2006; oorah

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

there once was a poster named shim
who went off on rants on a whim
but he pissed off a mod who favors the rod
and now he must pay for his sin

Perfect in every way

# ? Jul 19, 2015 06:37

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

there once was a poster named shim
who went off on rants on a whim
but he pissed off a mod who favors the rod
and now he must pay for his sin

# ? Jul 19, 2015 06:40

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Anther day, another wedding where the handful of single chicks dip out early. :sigh:

# ? Jul 19, 2015 07:23

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Also, they booted me from the hotel because they over-booked and I was booked under "government" instead of "wedding" so gently caress you, Marriott.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 07:25

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

there once was a poster named shim
who went off on rants on a whim
but he pissed off a mod who favors the rod
and now he must pay for his sin

# ? Jul 19, 2015 09:57

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

At a punk show for my birthday. gently caress you mom and dad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xwr7gTXtUw

# ? Jul 19, 2015 11:19

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Tried to explain to my dad how that flashy new 1200-dollar TV of his works. Failed because he doesn't know how to operate the equally new iphone he got and "he will not be talked down to".

Afternoon drinking it is.

Oh, also frankonian football. Think junior-high-grade of football, but played by a bunch of dudes between twenty and fifty that train twice a week.
More than 3 americans on the field at any given time are verboten, because having an american passport turns you into tom brady or something.

Beers for 2 bucks a pop.

It'll be a good day.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 13:27

Fister Ardennes: Apr 25, 2008; War is not the answer but it sure is fun

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

there once was a poster named shim
who went off on rants on a whim
but he pissed off a mod who favors the rod
and now he must pay for his sin

Shims new avatar text?

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:35

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

there once was a poster named shim
who went off on rants on a whim
but he pissed off a mod who favors the rod
and now he must pay for his sin

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:09

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

So is Cosby still an honorary Navy chief or..

# ? Jul 21, 2015 20:04

US Berder Patrol: Jul 11, 2006; oorah

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

So is Cosby still an honorary Navy chief or..

truth be told, if anything, ought to cement his position

# ? Jul 21, 2015 20:06

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

So is Cosby still an honorary Navy chief or..

Not

DownByTheWooter posted:

truth be told, if anything, ought to cement his position

But yes.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:01

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

So is Cosby still an honorary Navy chief or..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5qi3IooOVI

# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:21

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

So the Navy made him one because he was famous? (Yes I know he was in the navy)

Still lol at the guy who decided to push all that through

# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:35

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ? Jul 22, 2015 07:32

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

marine gay. so what.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 07:53

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

the more i read about trump the more i think he should win because gently caress it all lets run this poo poo into the ground

# ? Jul 22, 2015 11:03

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

the more i read about trump the more i think he should win because gently caress it all lets run this poo poo into the ground

It'd be 4 pretty hilarious years

Platoon is on HBOgo :munch:

# ? Jul 22, 2015 14:58

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

the more i read about trump the more i think he should win because gently caress it all lets run this poo poo into the ground

I want to see all the Republican candidates despair that their carefully cultivated constituency of morons ran off to the first guy to go full retard

Chickens, roost, reap what you sow, etc.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 17:57

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

I want to see all the Republican candidates despair that their carefully cultivated constituency of morons ran off to the first guy to go full retard

Chickens, roost, reap what you sow, etc.

its already happening

and it owns

# ? Jul 22, 2015 19:32

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Oldie but a goodie:

# ? Jul 22, 2015 20:10

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

I want to see all the Republican candidates despair that their carefully cultivated constituency of morons ran off to the first guy to go full retard

Chickens, roost, reap what you sow, etc.

This has been happening since 2012.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 20:12