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But We ARE legit and delivering goods! We don't have to act!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs7TxUI8A64 1. Obviously we trim the pixie hide cloak with elf skin, creating a wearable tapestry of genocide. 2. We take the WAR CARAVAN right to the front gate, music blaring and blood bag leading the way, and deliver the goods as promised like what we're doing is PERFECTLY NORMAL.
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Jul 22, 2015 14:54
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs7TxUI8A64 Changing vote to this
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Jul 22, 2015 15:17
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1. Combine the swords 2. Equip our fancy clothes/armor 3. Walk on into Bilgeton like the cock of the walk.
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Jul 22, 2015 15:28
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs7TxUI8A64 This and combine the swords
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Jul 22, 2015 15:40
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Solice Kirsk posted:1. Combine the swords
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Jul 22, 2015 15:55
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs7TxUI8A64 
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Jul 22, 2015 16:18
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This is a beautiful book.
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Jul 22, 2015 16:57
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Solice Kirsk posted:1. Combine the swords
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Jul 22, 2015 17:02
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs7TxUI8A64 This
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Jul 22, 2015 17:14
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs7TxUI8A64 Make sure and paint your face so that the carriers of the dead know you're For Real, and Shiny.
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Jul 22, 2015 18:55
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If anyone questions us we can start ranting about cultural relativity.
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Jul 22, 2015 19:18
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs7TxUI8A64 Plus combine swords.
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Jul 22, 2015 19:35
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Runaktla posted:This is a beautiful book. I just wish it was in better condition. Ok, we're going to loot elfskin (the only part of the elf worth anything IMO) and combine it with the pixie cloak to create a filthy genocidal tapestry. We're going to combine the swords. Then we're going to roll on Bilgeton with our skeleton band like it's no big thing. Gimme a little while and I'll scan in the pages.
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Jul 22, 2015 21:54
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Gilganixon posted:I just wish it was in better condition. If it's any consolation, I've found that the book has a very short half-life for being in good condition, after which something terrible happens to the owner and then the book is in bad shape. How's you finger healing up?
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Jul 22, 2015 22:11
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs7TxUI8A64 i love this, but i think our elf skin trimming should include an elf skull cowl
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Jul 23, 2015 00:48
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Epic High Five posted:If it's any consolation, I've found that the book has a very short half-life for being in good condition, after which something terrible happens to the owner and then the book is in bad shape. It's not healing at all, but thanks for asking. I think the glue used to bind these books also stops blood clots from forming or something. I just have to keep it bound up, but I'm doing everything left-handed nowdays. Update Combining our swords we (somehow) get the ultimate weapon:  And having picked up the elf skins we combine those with the pixie cloak to create:  Maybe that's no so impressive but it's a lot fancier and less likely to get us monstered if we actually do get into Bilgeton. It also allows us to slaughter defenceless creatures with far greater ease Since we mostly pick on defenceless things this is good news even if we now get an Elan penalty from potions. Continuing from where we left off:  We go with 374 which is entirely in character. No matter how punishing this book can be, if you don't act like the Bastard Elf you get punished a lot worse. I think we made the right choice here. 374 :  And we're faced with another choice... and a damned broken scanner. What now? Adventure sheet: 
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Jul 23, 2015 02:16
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1. Explain that it obviously was your evil hairless twin that had caused all the mischief and that you're there to bring him to justice. 2. CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!
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Jul 23, 2015 02:32
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Tell the band to up the tempo and rush the gates
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Jul 23, 2015 02:33
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Yeah, I vote we make the case that we are, in fact, bringing the body of the actual culprit back for a reward. Sorry all half-elves look the same to you Mr. Guardsman but that's clearly not me in the poster *strokes beard*
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There is no way those posters were from after you achieved maximum manliness. In fact it's been made perfectly clear that nobody in their right mind would ever predict the results of your testicular consumption. Stride forth confidently and mock the guard for shooting at the body of the half-elf they seek to bring to justice, while pointing all the while at Blood Bag. Between the Manly Hair and the Imposing Attire frankly this guard should be thanking us for even being in his presence. Beer4TheBeerGod fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Jul 23, 2015 |
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Jul 23, 2015 03:03
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Epic High Five posted:Yeah, I vote we make the case that we are, in fact, bringing the body of the actual culprit back for a reward. This is the plan.
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Jul 23, 2015 03:16
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Alas poor half-brother...
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Jul 23, 2015 04:07
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Epic High Five posted:Yeah, I vote we make the case that we are, in fact, bringing the body of the actual culprit back for a reward.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:There is no way those posters were from after you achieved maximum manliness. In fact it's been made perfectly clear that nobody in their right mind would ever predict the results of your testicular consumption. Stride forth confidently and mock the guard for shooting at the body of the half-elf they seek to bring to justice, while pointing all the while at Blood Bag. Exactly. And he should recognize or combined royal sword. I believe it bestows upon one the status of nobility if I recall correctly
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:There is no way those posters were from after you achieved maximum manliness. In fact it's been made perfectly clear that nobody in their right mind would ever predict the results of your testicular consumption. Stride forth confidently and mock the guard for shooting at the body of the half-elf they seek to bring to justice, while pointing all the while at Blood Bag. Where is our reward?
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Jul 23, 2015 05:11
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+1 to informing these slackfucks that we're here to get paid.
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Jul 23, 2015 05:44
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the_steve posted:+1 to informing these slackfucks that we're here to get paid. gently caress yeah
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We did kill and bring a marauding half-elf to justice. I mean, geez, isn't that what these poeple want? You all are being too diplomatic, though. Catapult plague ridden bodies over the gates and begin the siege. Every death liberates a skeleton for our army. You can't tell me that the necromancer hasn't planned for this possibility at least a LITTLE bit. She's a necromancer. Every necromancer has at least one "take over the city and show them the true meaning of fear" plan stashed away somewhere. Besides, once the entire town is "terrified, helpless, disarmed, scared, or fleeing" we'll be able to mop up everyone inside it.The easy thing is to just make every single person in city one of those immediately. Edit: also they fired on us first so we're just conducting this siege in self defense.
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Jul 23, 2015 07:10
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Jul 23, 2015 07:17
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Epic High Five posted:Yeah, I vote we make the case that we are, in fact, bringing the body of the actual culprit back for a reward.
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Yes let's do that, because while we're picking up our reward from the mayor, we can casually mention that the prisoner said something about being a member of an elven terrorist organization run by some guy called Jeff.
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Jul 23, 2015 17:46
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Axolotl Atlatl posted:Yes let's do that, because while we're picking up our reward from the mayor, we can casually mention that the prisoner said something about being a member of an elven terrorist organization run by some guy called Jeff.
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Jul 23, 2015 18:21
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Axolotl Atlatl posted:Yes let's do that, because while we're picking up our reward from the mayor, we can casually mention that the prisoner said something about being a member of an elven terrorist organization run by some guy called Jeff. *twirls mustache*
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Axolotl Atlatl posted:Yes let's do that, because while we're picking up our reward from the mayor, we can casually mention that the prisoner said something about being a member of an elven terrorist organization run by some guy called Jeff.
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Axolotl Atlatl posted:Yes let's do that, because while we're picking up our reward from the mayor, we can casually mention that the prisoner said something about being a member of an elven terrorist organization run by some guy called Jeff. Jeff is the leader of ELFSIS
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Axolotl Atlatl posted:Yes let's do that, because while we're picking up our reward from the mayor, we can casually mention that the prisoner said something about being a member of an elven terrorist organization run by some guy called Jeff. Changing my answer from "charge the gate" to "bluff the everliving gently caress out of these chumps"
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Anything framing Jeff more is fantastic. No matter what we do we have to do that.
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If I'm reading this right we're going to bullshit our way in, blaming Jeff where and whenever possible. We have the items that let us do this so it's probably a good idea to avoid fighting the army of the biggest city in this part of the world. I'll get the update scanned in as soon as I can get that evil scanner to work.
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Update We decided to bullshit our way past the guard, blaming everything on bloody Jeff. Here's yesterday's page, all scanned in:  We want 141:  And since we have two of those items (the shield and the armour - it's not necessary to have the armour equipped, just in the inventory), we can turn to353:   We lost the steed but I guess it's better than being shot with a crossbow or arrested. And we got paid at least for a job well done. We've finally arrived at Bilgeton, the final stretch of this quest to find some place to crash. Where should we begin our search? Adventure sheet: 
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