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snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

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mckernan surely has the 'most frees against per game' record in the bag for this year

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Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

snaeksikn posted:

mckernan surely has the 'most frees against per game' record in the bag for this year

The Mark "jacko" Jackson medal?

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Port kick 8.0 and Essendon kick 0.6 lol

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Score review.... Works?

someone tell me how that's a free when the Essendon player taking on a tackler and getting dumped and dropping the ball down the other end wasn't?

Solemn Sloth fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Jul 25, 2015

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Because the rules are loving dumb and constantly changing in the umpires eyes.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Diet Crack posted:

Because the rules are loving dumb and constantly changing in the umpires eyes.

"the rules are observed to the referees interpretations" is what I think you'll find the rules committee has to say on the matter.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Schlesische posted:

"the rules are observed to the referees interpretations" is what I think you'll find the rules committee has to say on the matter.

In my interpretation the rules committee committed an infringement, as they failed in their attempt to escape the office fire I started around them

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Don't worry though, the Rules Committee is going to stop excessive stoppages with this one weird rule change that coaches hate!

Which will last all of three summer trial games before Clarkson and Lyon successfully break it.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Ryder not being useless! He might just kick the winner afterall!

e: gently caress off Joe you lanky proactiv ad

Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Jul 25, 2015

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Dear Essendon Football Club,
loving quit it.
Sincerely,
Someone who tipped against you.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Dear channel 7
Please keep showing pictures of James Hird looking sad
Sincerely,
The football public

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Ahhhhhhhahaha sad hird makes me laugh

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

lol as of right now Ryder has infact kicked the winning goal

e: AGAIN gently caress OFF JOE DANIHER

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Jesus Christ umpire

Windmill Hut
Jul 21, 2008

Shootouts are awesome

LOL @ the centre bounce. What a joke.

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Windmill Hut posted:

Shootouts are awesome

LOL @ the centre bounce. What a joke.

WHAT THE gently caress WAS THAT

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

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wingard is good at kicking goals

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
Yeah that should've been called back (as should've been the one before, in fact) but it was worth it for Hird losing his poo poo.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Imo they should get rid of the centre bounce completely, ball it up every time

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.

Solemn Sloth posted:

Imo they should get rid of the centre bounce completely, ball it up every time
Heresy!

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...
Just have a specialist umpire whose only job is to to the centre bounce.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Periphery posted:

Just have a specialist umpire whose only job is to to the centre bounce.

Get one of those kids things you use to train their coordination installed in the centre. Sit the ball on the ground, umpire hits a switch and it pushes the ball up into the air

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

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man that norf team goal in the lions game was one of the funniest things ive seen for a while

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Put the ball in a tube up above the ground and drop it from the tallest point of the stadium.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Diet Crack posted:

Put the ball in a tube up above the ground and drop it from the tallest point of the stadium.

I can't wait to see the ball get dropped from the inflatable anchors at Subi. Especially if they use it like some kind of ball mortar.

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete

Solemn Sloth posted:

Imagine being a supporter of a club that ran an undocumented experimental drug regime on it's players with no informed consent, and then booing a player who decided that wasn't an environment he wanted to be a part of.

How were Hird's comments after the game saying he thought Ryder was lucky. He kicked three in the last quarter in a 13 point win. He was literally the difference. Hird is so bitter

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete
Also did anyone else hear that squeaky voiced journo ask about the 2000 Essendon side? I'm convinced he was a plant

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Shmoses posted:

How were Hird's comments after the game saying he thought Ryder was lucky. He kicked three in the last quarter in a 13 point win. He was literally the difference. Hird is so bitter

Hahahaha loving seriously? gently caress off Hird, I hope you retire disgraced and unsuccessful.

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

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Solemn Sloth posted:

Hahahaha loving seriously? gently caress off Hird, I hope you retire disgraced and unsuccessful.

retiring hints that its on his own terms and hes too stubborn to give in.

Spedman
Mar 12, 2010

Kangaroos hate Hasselblads
There's a few good Hird jokes in this weeks Front Bar video, basically making fun of Carey slagging him off:
http://m.afl.com.au/video/2015-07-24/friday-front-bar-shark-attacks-and-more

I have become a fan of the FB, Malloy and Pang have some pretty decent jokes each week, worth a watch.

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete

Solemn Sloth posted:

Hahahaha loving seriously? gently caress off Hird, I hope you retire disgraced and unsuccessful.

Yep http://m.afl.com.au/news/2015-07-25/ryder-was-lucky-says-hird-but-hinkley-predicts-more-heroics?utm_medium=RSS

quote:

Ryder kicked four goals – including three in the last quarter – to lift the Power to a 13-point win over Essendon in a high-scoring affair at Etihad Stadium.

But it wasn't enough to impress his former coach, with Hird claiming the ruckman's performance had little impact on the final result.

"I thought Ryder was held for three quarters; I thought he was lucky," Hird said after the game.

"He had four possessions at three-quarter time. So I didn't think (his impact was noteworthy) - no."

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Spedman posted:

There's a few good Hird jokes in this weeks Front Bar video, basically making fun of Carey slagging him off:
http://m.afl.com.au/video/2015-07-24/friday-front-bar-shark-attacks-and-more

I have become a fan of the FB, Malloy and Pang have some pretty decent jokes each week, worth a watch.

"He was a great player and he's turning out to be a very stubborn man" is a loving great burn from Carey on Hird.

Was Andy Maher never taught to not wear hats indoors???

Solemn Sloth fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Jul 25, 2015

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Diet Crack posted:

Paddy won't kick a winning goal, he hasn't even touched the ball since early in the 1st quarter.

lol

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
Bigfooty will be a riot after that I reckon.


Don't mind a loss like that, I like seeing guys like O'Brien, Laverde, Langford, Steinberg and Browne get a game and do well.

Hird can say some dumb poo poo and is probably a bad matchday coach but I'm glad he's giving the kids a go as this season begins to wind up. It's only Port, but it's good to see that a bit of practice in front of goals is probably all that stands between a young team winning or not.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

gay picnic defence posted:

Bigfooty will be a riot after that I reckon.


Don't mind a loss like that, I like seeing guys like O'Brien, Laverde, Langford, Steinberg and Browne get a game and do well.

Hird can say some dumb poo poo and is probably a bad matchday coach but I'm glad he's giving the kids a go as this season begins to wind up. It's only Port, but it's good to see that a bit of practice in front of goals is probably all that stands between a young team winning or not.

Yeah it gave me a bit of heart. They just looked happier, more positive and confident. Although I think Hird is playing the kids because he literally doesn't have any choice. If he refuses to play them he would be sacked at season's end. Once they have missed the finals then win/loss becomes irrelevant if you're playing the kids and seen to be doing the right thing. Saving himself for one more year at least.

Was happy with that last night, scoring over 100 was nice to see. Always easier to swallow when your team plays more attractive footy.

Funny with that though, we were setting up our forward structures a lot better. When the midfield had the ball and looked up they had people in the forward line they could kick it to and so they moved the ball forward instead of sideways or backwards. Funny how when the forward line is empty they don't move it forward. One of the mighty puzzles I hope we have actually worked out.

thepokey fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Jul 26, 2015

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
I'm sure I've said it before but if the league wants to make Aussie Rules more appealing, sit down with Kern and ask him what rule changes would advantage his team, and then implement them. Port Adelaide plays the game the way it should be played from an aesthetic and spiritual point of view and if we can encourage other clubs to follow suit it would be just loving awesome.

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...

hiddenmovement posted:

I'm sure I've said it before but if the league wants to make Aussie Rules more appealing, sit down with Kern and ask him what rule changes would advantage his team, and then implement them. Port Adelaide plays the game the way it should be played from an aesthetic and spiritual point of view and if we can encourage other clubs to follow suit it would be just loving awesome.

I kinda like the talk about giving teams bonus points or something if they score over 100 points. I don't know how well it'd work though but I think I prefer it to more idiotic rule changes though.

I really hope they just fix the umpiring. Bring in 1 more ump on the field and make them all full time professionals. Enforce quick holding the ball and ball up calls. Stop this amateur hour bullshit where the rules seem to change every week.

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...
It's going to be windy and rainy for the Saints v Dee game at the G today. I hope you are all ready for a display of skill unlike any we have seen before!

tnimark
Dec 22, 2009

Periphery posted:

I kinda like the talk about giving teams bonus points or something if they score over 100 points. I don't know how well it'd work though but I think I prefer it to more idiotic rule changes though.

Yeah I feel the same way. Not really 100% sure if it would work or how much of an effect it would have, but I like that it puts the pressure on the coaches to initiate a more attacking style without changing any on-field rules.

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hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

tnimark posted:

Yeah I feel the same way. Not really 100% sure if it would work or how much of an effect it would have, but I like that it puts the pressure on the coaches to initiate a more attacking style without changing any on-field rules.

There's a dude on The Roar, one of the few actual good columnists who should be hired by someone, name Ryan Buckland. He proposed a similar thing recently, his argument being that as an economist, he always felt that you should be able to incentivise people into behaing the way you want them to. The trouble with bonus points for over 100 is that you are incentivized both ways - you are encouraged to score and you are just as encouraged to prevent the opposition from scoring. It wont help anything. 'poo poo, they're on 99! Quick, flood the backline and put numbers around the ball!'

3 players in the forward 50, every stoppage, same as the center square at bounces. Wont hurt anyone.

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