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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Lamprey Cannon posted:

That's to be expected with purebreeds of most species; tons of purebred dogs and horses have serious defects or abnormalities. You want a creepy mutant horse? I'll show you a creepy mutant horse.



This is a product of the Chernobyl exclusion zone, and photographs of it and other mutant animals were sent to Mikhail Gorbachev to try and convince him to more seriously investigate the long-term consequences of the meltdown. Of course, no such thing was done.

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

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TunaSpleen
Jan 27, 2007

How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?
Grimey Drawer

Internet Kraken posted:

What are poachers targeting some horses for? What do they provide that domestic horses do not?

My guess is either trophies (they used to be extinct in the wild until fairly recently so they're pretty rare) or extremely poor people looking for meat. Last I checked, they have no folk medicinal value.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Horse meat is good, foal meat is fantastic.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

FreudianSlippers posted:

Horse meat is good, foal meat is fantastic.

Everyone keeps saying this to the point where I feel like I have to try it some time in my life to judge for myself. Like everyone says horse is worlds better than cow, but it's a "cute" animal so we don't like to eat them here in the US. I've heard firsthand reports that dog tasted pretty good too.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Horse and dog are both very lean meats and generally speaking Westerners are accustomed to fatty meats. No one I know who's had either thought it was especially good, just "fine". But this is the internet and everything is the best ever or the worst ever.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
The dog report wasn't online. I worked in a korean dry cleaners and one day was palling around with the boss' college age son who was telling me about a planned trip to Korea and how he'd been before. Eating dog again was one of the things he most looked forward to. I was also told that that these dogs are treated like livestock, not pets.

Thorbeef
Jul 24, 2007


Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
There is a French guy who spent his whole life collecting images from Germany with people in polar bear costumes.






and many more: http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/eisbaer-fotos-bilder-sammlung-des-franzosen-jean-marie-donat-fotostrecke-128567.html

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Waldorf Sixpence
Sep 6, 2004

Often harder on Player 2

I want to see a version of this in Pyrovision now. Pyro made his/her/their friends all sparkly and now they get to be sparkly together :glomp:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Incest is a bad idea.
Maybe :nws: for creepy deformed.

http://i.imgur.com/CbwNcrPm.jpg

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS
Good loving god. I sure hope somebody was merciful and killed it right after that photo was taken.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Turk February posted:

Good loving god. I sure hope somebody was merciful and killed it right after that photo was taken.

It's from faithfreedom.org and it's fake which should be obvious to anyone, given that it is clearly the head of a post-puberty male and has no apparent way to feed or sustain its life

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
They could put a tube in its gut or something?

Not saying it's not fake, but when God has a plan, we have the technology.

:dings:

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Say Nothing posted:

Incest is a bad idea.
Maybe :nws: for creepy deformed.

http://i.imgur.com/CbwNcrPm.jpg

Dark Souls 3 looking good

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Say Nothing posted:

Incest is a bad idea.
Maybe :nws: for creepy deformed.

http://i.imgur.com/CbwNcrPm.jpg

reported for doxxing, don't post my baby pictures here

if that was real it would probably be a radiation deformity not incest (do yourself a favor, never google jellyfish babies)

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme

Acne Rain posted:

reported for doxxing, don't post my baby pictures here

if that was real it would probably be a radiation deformity not incest (do yourself a favor, never google jellyfish babies)

Neural tube defects are a fairly unremarkable class of birth defect. No specific type of defect is associated with radiation exposure; the whole issue with radiation exposure is that it causes random and generalised DNA damage,which may by chance happen to hit a crucial developmental gene.

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.

Acne Rain posted:

reported for doxxing, don't post my baby pictures here

if that was real it would probably be a radiation deformity not incest (do yourself a favor, never google jellyfish babies)

I know I shouldn't but all I'm getting on google are jellyfish babies of the Cnidarian variety.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Acne Rain posted:

reported for doxxing, don't post my baby pictures here

if that was real it would probably be a radiation deformity not incest (do yourself a favor, never google jellyfish babies)

Ant-walking alligators.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Acne Rain posted:

reported for doxxing, don't post my baby pictures here

if that was real it would probably be a radiation deformity not incest (do yourself a favor, never google jellyfish babies)

SybilVimes posted:

It's from faithfreedom.org and it's fake which should be obvious to anyone, given that it is clearly the head of a post-puberty male and has no apparent way to feed or sustain its life

Just making sure, you are both aware cyclopia and various similar congenital defects are relatively common, right? That picture isn't even the freakiest they get

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Aesop Poprock posted:

Just making sure, you are both aware cyclopia and various similar congenital defects are relatively common, right? That picture isn't even the freakiest they get

*looks up Cyclopia*

quote:

SHH (Sonic Hedgehog Gene Regulator, named after the effects a mutation in the gene had on the forming embryo of fruit flies studied by scientists; a spiky appearance under a microscope, similar to that of its video game character namesake) is involved in the separation of the single eye field into two bilateral fields. Although not proven, it is thought that SHH emitted from the prechordal plate suppresses Pax6 which causes the eye field to divide into two. If the shh gene is mutated, the result is cyclopia, a single eye in the center of the face (Gilbert, 2000).

:dogbutton:

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Hakkesshu posted:

*looks up Cyclopia*


:dogbutton:

It gets even better if you keep looking:

quote:

A potential inhibitor of the Hedgehog signaling pathway has been found and dubbed 'Robotnikinin', in honor of Sonic the Hedgehog's nemesis, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik.

Just Andi Now
Nov 8, 2009


Hakkesshu posted:

*looks up Cyclopia*

Tickles my funny bone that the Sonic Hedgehog gene is coincidentally related to cyclopia, considering Sonic's single connected eyeball thing.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
bone chiling op

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

theae guys know what's up, naming it properly and not "eggmaninin"

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31eRZPWFbzE

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Is that some sort of parody or something? Holy smokes, I just want to punch that kid in the face.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008


Marble Hornets sequel is doing a complete crossover with EverymanHybrid again? Nice. Though I thought the Rake would have less hair.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Funny that you mention Marble Hornets:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkZDs8CBDkk

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

I might have to binge MH again, it's been years. It might actually be creepy again, since I haven't watched TroyHasACamera in a while :v:

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Hakkesshu posted:

*looks up Cyclopia*


:dogbutton:

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Acne Rain posted:

(do yourself a favor, never google jellyfish babies)

Why wouldn't you want me to have more material for the cute pictures thread?

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
That reminds me, an animal I find to be both beautiful and creepy are comb jellies.



Looks pretty right? They pulsate with the entire color spectrum in bands along their body. Watching them drift through the ocean is very serene...until they find something to eat.



Then they're pulsating blobs swallowing other creatures whole.

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011


It even smiles at the end!

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Internet Kraken posted:




Then they're pulsating blobs swallowing other creatures whole.

Reminds me of this worm getting eaten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGGz6d3vC4

e:helps if you put the link in

Diabetic
Sep 29, 2006

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

freelop posted:

Reminds me of this worm getting eaten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGGz6d3vC4

e:helps if you put the link in

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Davinci
Feb 21, 2013

freelop posted:

Reminds me of this worm getting eaten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGGz6d3vC4

e:helps if you put the link in

This is horrific

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
Can anyone recommend an image along the lines of smile.dog? I'm after something to use in a tabletop RPG for a 'this creature hunts down and murders everyone who sees a photo of it whoops now that includes you' moment, and the original is a bit too well-known to be properly creepy, but I can't find anything else that has the same shock factor as it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Whybird posted:

Can anyone recommend an image along the lines of smile.dog? I'm after something to use in a tabletop RPG for a 'this creature hunts down and murders everyone who sees a photo of it whoops now that includes you' moment, and the original is a bit too well-known to be properly creepy, but I can't find anything else that has the same shock factor as it.

I always liked this thing, but probably not what you're looking for:



Maybe some one could photoshop it to look more like an old time photo or something. I don't know.

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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

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