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Al Borland posted:I just the feeling Karol is happily married to a lovely wife and wouldn't want any part in our carnal sick pleasures. Maybe theyre swingers in his native home. Should teach him english instead of learning polish and ask him to find out.
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Justin Time! posted:Find Karol by turning to page 56.
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Jul 25, 2015 11:25
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Looks like finiding Karol is ahead :Justin Time! posted:Find Karol by turning to page 56. is the signal we're looking for here. After that it looks like the idea is to hit on some dwarves because, hell, we've done worse (and dwarves are ok) I'll check again later to see if this is still waht we want to do but in the mean time here are the bestiary entries for Dwarves and Poles which might help with a decision:  
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Jul 25, 2015 18:02
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Dwarves are kind of garbage in this lore. Sound like a bunch of nerds. Although I guess it would be appropriately weird to see our Polock buddy rail some midget dwarf elementary teacher or whatever. "Not great with their hands" makes me think we should avoid the whole hen party mess though. What's the point?
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Jul 26, 2015 02:14
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Peebla posted:Dwarves are kind of garbage in this lore. Sound like a bunch of nerds. Although I guess it would be appropriately weird to see our Polock buddy rail some midget dwarf elementary teacher or whatever. "Not great with their hands" makes me think we should avoid the whole hen party mess though. What's the point? If you dont want an awkward handy from midget then I say good day to you sir.
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Jul 26, 2015 03:02
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Blizzy_Cow posted:If you dont want an awkward handy from midget then I say good day to you sir.
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Jul 26, 2015 03:23
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Peebla posted:Dwarves are kind of garbage in this lore. Sound like a bunch of nerds. Although I guess it would be appropriately weird to see our Polock buddy rail some midget dwarf elementary teacher or whatever. "Not great with their hands" makes me think we should avoid the whole hen party mess though. What's the point? You can't avoid it! You're getting drunk in the middle of it! Anyway if they can handle a paintbrush they can probably handle whatever the half-elf is packing. Update We add 30 to the page number, which is the Pole's signal:  Really short update tonight because my scanner broke again. Karol has rejoined the team:  and we need to decide what to do now - we have two leads. One is to go find the milkman, the other is to go rip off Tedbald who we are currently impersonating. Karol would probably help with either. Before that the more immediate choice : we could try it on with the dwarves again, this time with a wingman, or hit the hay and get up bright and early, or do something else. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Jul 26, 2015 |
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Jul 26, 2015 03:48
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We haven't gone on an epic bender or seduced a subhuman female so keep drinking.
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Jul 26, 2015 03:57
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gently caress a milkman, I vote we drink with Karol for a bit, make another pass at the dwarf ladies, and if it doesn't work then sneak into Tedbald's place with intention of forging papers leaving all his poo poo to us. Without Karol I was worried we would gently caress this delicate task up profoundly and get chased out of town, but with him here I have a lot more confidence that we'll soon be stomping all over Jeff with some very fashionable boots.
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Jul 26, 2015 04:07
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Find out when/why Karol became an outlaw.
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Jul 26, 2015 04:28
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Beyond sane knolls posted:Find out when/why Karol became an outlaw. Probably when he beat up those guards and stole a nobleman's horse
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Jul 26, 2015 04:31
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Epic High Five posted:Probably when he beat up those guards and stole a nobleman's horse Mmm yes I forgot that was how we parted.
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Jul 26, 2015 04:34
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Impersonate Ted and sign over all of his property to ourself.
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Jul 26, 2015 04:39
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Epic High Five posted:gently caress a milkman, I vote we drink with Karol for a bit, make another pass at the dwarf ladies, and if it doesn't work then sneak into Tedbald's place with intention of forging papers leaving all his poo poo to us. This
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Jul 26, 2015 04:49
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clearly our failure was due to lack of a wingman so hit on the dwarves again
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Jul 26, 2015 04:56
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Gilganixon posted:You can't avoid it! You're getting drunk in the middle of it! Anyway if they can handle a paintbrush they can probably handle whatever the half-elf is packing. Try it with the dwarves maybe some beers first and an apology will help
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Hit on the dwarves again If I recall one of the many, many extra insert rule books and fluff pieces that came with these books was an abridged version of "The Game". Naturally this should make the half-elf an irresistible force of seduction, as our encounter with the bat-woman proves and shut up what happened just now doesn't count we weren't ready yet. Get in there and start negging! rip off Tedbald Perfect. We're just elfy enough to try it and just not elfy enough to gently caress it up. I can't wait to see the look on Jeff's face when we grift an entire peerage while he's busy playing shell games with racoons for leaves or whatever the hell it is he does.
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Jul 26, 2015 12:44
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hit on only bearded dwarf babes. or at least make sure that they have massive sideburns that you can hold on to
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I would say we should ignore the dwarves entirely. We have a good thing going with the possibility of impersonating Ted, which we shouldn't waste. Also, from his position of power we may be able to get Karol off the hook. He will be of absolutely no use to us if he is wanted by the guards.
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Furia posted:I would say we should ignore the dwarves entirely. We have a good thing going with the possibility of impersonating Ted, which we shouldn't waste. This absolutely
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Jul 26, 2015 15:20
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Wheres your Still wanna do the split roast with Karol.
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Wheres your it's called spit roast 
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Jul 26, 2015 17:11
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8 to 4 for hitting on the llllladies before ripping off the knight tomorrow or whenever we get round to it. I doubt Karol has the kind of low self esteem required for what you have in mind but he could teach you a few moves apparently: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Eros-Nile-Karol-Mysliwiec/dp/0801440009 anyway will check back in a bit and post the update. Edit: I think I accidentally removed the Cock Eye from the adventure sheet without us using it, and it might come into play very soon. I'm pretty sure we still have it. 
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Jul 26, 2015 17:42
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Yeah, getting Karol off the hook is of paramount priority. We should absolutely mack on the dwarf ladies again but the main thing is getting Ted's poo poo and getting Karol in good graces
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Jul 26, 2015 18:41
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Wheres your we can do both! Take the party of dwarven women back to Ted's estate and have a massive orgy!
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Jul 26, 2015 18:57
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im glad this LP has finally gone full Applewhite
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Al Borland posted:we can do both! Take the party of dwarven women back to Ted's estate and have a massive orgy! This is probably the smartest course of action. I bet he has some awesome wine and whisky in the cellar.
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Outrail posted:This is probably the smartest course of action. I bet he has some awesome wine and whisky in the cellar. Sure. And he must also have a lot of servants, too. We can fake the appearance well enough, but if Ted simply arrived out of the blue with a bunch of dwarven women they may notice something is wrong. In fact, why stop there? He may have family in there, which would notice even sooner. Also, at some point Ted is going to be back to the city. We do not know if he is alive or knows how to get home, being a dumb noble lost in the woods and all, but the safest thing is to assume that he is always one step away from walking into the city. Quick and efficient, people. Time is of the essence.
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Furia posted:Sure. And he must also have a lot of servants, too. We can fake the appearance well enough, but if Ted simply arrived out of the blue with a bunch of dwarven women they may notice something is wrong. In fact, why stop there? He may have family in there, which would notice even sooner. I think the book already mentioned that Ted is dead in a cave somewhere but nobody knows yet, so it's just a matter of transferring things right now
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Epic High Five posted:I think the book already mentioned that Ted is dead in a cave somewhere but nobody knows yet, so it's just a matter of transferring things right now You're also lugging around a knight errant's suit of armour and his heraldic shield which you retrieved from a monster's lair. Chances are he didn't just drop that there.
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Update time: Here's the rest of yesterday's page.  We'll try our luck with the ladies now we've got our wingman back (127)  Of course there's a hitch. We have the cock-eye. Turning to 340:  So that all went to hell pretty fast. 1) Do we want to fight Savage Sid or throw in the towel? He's tough but we're in good shape and have some good gear so we'll probably win. But if we win: 2)We have a lovely bartender and guards running to the scene. At least Karol got away. What is our immediate next move? Adventure sheet:  DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:im glad this LP has finally gone full Applewhite There have been nearly as many dicks in this book as an Applewhite CYOA but the half-elf is too unlucky in love to enact the kinds of depravities that would let this book compete with an Applewhite original. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Jul 27, 2015 |
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Stare Sid in the eye and eat the cockeye. Hey, it worked with the testicle, right?
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Stare Sid in the eye and eat the cockeye. Or I say we tell him,"Yes, we were staring. At the most beautiful man we've ever seen." Time to romance Sid.
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Lets fight him. Kick his dick so hard it flies off and whistles thus creating the first nerf football.
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i vote we give Savage Sid some brain salad surgery and supposing we whip some skull on him ditch the guards at the local karnevil
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Bravely run away - Page 205
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kmxexii posted:i vote we give Savage Sid some brain salad surgery Don't forget to take his switchblade if he win, that thing is bound to be useful later.
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Fight Sid, instead of paying with gold turn to the page that pays with teeth I believe this works because our teeth count is higher than the page number
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