Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese

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Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

# ? Jul 26, 2015 20:23

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 05:00

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

is that heaven

# ? Jul 26, 2015 20:57

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

# ? Jul 26, 2015 21:00

Turtle Dad 420: Jul 16, 2011; Turtle Time Erryday

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

How are Zelda and tanky btw

Taking a break after a 5 minute training session of teaching her "Place". I think she's getting the hang of it.

Bonus dogge tattooed on girlfriends leg. RIP Chewbacca :wookie:

# ? Jul 27, 2015 03:03

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

# ? Jul 27, 2015 03:43

USMC503: Jan 15, 2012; For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/3DA7...7ya00Ve86m9xyuo

# ? Jul 27, 2015 07:05

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

# ? Jul 27, 2015 07:10

Atari teenager: May 29, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5aRlPa5WJw

go to sleep. forget it. forget it.

# ? Jul 27, 2015 07:20

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

# ? Jul 27, 2015 10:16

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdb_dkg8SM

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:00

ro5s: Dec 27, 2012; A happy little mouse!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

BRB, jumping into the sea.

# ? Jul 27, 2015 14:56

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Maple

# ? Jul 27, 2015 16:43

mattfl: Aug 27, 2004

I heard you good folks like dogges in here

Say Hi to Archer!

He's good dogge

Work hard

Party hard

# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:35

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

By virtue of Archer being a dogge, it is implied that he is, in fact, a good dogge.

# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:42

Fried Chicken: Jan 9, 2011; Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

mattfl posted:

I heard you good folks like dogges in here

Say Hi to Archer!

He's good dogge

Work hard

Party hard

Kazak

# ? Jul 27, 2015 20:00

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Hi Archer!!!

Fried Chicken posted:

Kazak

Kazak is a mastiff :mad:

# ? Jul 27, 2015 20:09

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Hi, Archer!

# ? Jul 27, 2015 20:17

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Mak0rz posted:

Hi Archer!!!

Kazak is a mastiff

He could smell the blood of a parvenu.

# ? Jul 27, 2015 20:32

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

mattfl posted:

Party hard

I woke up looking like this after an unfortunate encounter with a hurricane or 4.

# ? Jul 27, 2015 21:19

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

From http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/national-international/Military-Dogs-Return-from-War-Searching-for-New-Homes--318651351.html

quote:

While many veterans have returned home from Iraq and Afghanistan to open arms, one group of four-legged service members is still in search of a warm welcome.
Roughly a year and a half after returning from war, one K-9 unit made up of 12 dogs is looking for new homes, according NBC affiliate WWBT.
�They've been abandoned,� Mount Hope Kennels owner Greg Meredith told WWBT. �This is not the life that they deserve, nor is it how this country should take care of its soldiers.�
Immediately after returning to the United States, the bomb-sniffing dogs were placed at Mount Hope Kennels to receive rehab for dealing with issues such as PTSD. However, the short visit stretched on as red tape persisted.
�It's the least that we can do to take care of them, because they've taken very good care of us, to protect our freedoms,� Meredith said, adding that the shelter has spent around $150,000 taking care of the dogs.
But now, the war heroes have renewed hope: Mission K9 Rescue and U.S. War Dogs will arrive to the shelter Monday and try to reconnect the dogs with their original owners. If the handlers cannot be found, the animals will be searching for families to adopt them and give them forever homes.
To apply to adopt any of the dogs, you must send in a notarized application from the Mission K9 website.

I think GiP has a mission: adopt as many of these dogges as possible.

http://missionk9rescue.org/

# ? Jul 27, 2015 22:17

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

He could smell the blood of a parvenu.

Also this thread already has a Kazak:

Cole posted:

Except his name is Brutus. Still a good rear end dog tho.

# ? Jul 27, 2015 22:19

Klaus Hergesheimer: Aug 6, 2010

# ? Jul 27, 2015 22:21

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

pet that face patch

# ? Jul 27, 2015 22:22

Klaus Hergesheimer: Aug 6, 2010

Mak0rz posted:

pet that face patch

His owner is going on a trip so we get him on Friday. Cannot loving wait.

# ? Jul 27, 2015 23:26

USMC503: Jan 15, 2012; For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:32

the unabonger: Jun 21, 2009

# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:38

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

USMC503 posted:

brb, gotta order some pizza

# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:41

Fried Chicken: Jan 9, 2011; Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

USMC503 posted:

Would totally give him a slice except tomatoes are bad for dogge kidneys. Sorry buddy

# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:48

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

i flunked out posted:

# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:54

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Fried Chicken posted:

Would totally give him a slice except tomatoes are bad for dogge kidneys. Sorry buddy

~~Order extra pepperoni and sausage, give dogge the pepperoni and sausage.~~

Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Jul 28, 2015

# ? Jul 28, 2015 03:55

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Order extra pepperoni and sausage, give dogge the pepperoni and sausage.

If you're going to give your dogge people food, don't give him the greasiest poo poo you can find.

# ? Jul 28, 2015 04:08

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

How are Zelda and tanky btw

Tanky spent the weekend with my Uncle as I had to go out of town some where where dogge was not allowed.

She got up to her usual day of laying on people