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Get him busted for all the crimes we expertly pinned on him. As a parting shot, tell him mom was seeing a phalloknight behind his back.
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Dienes posted:Get him busted for all the crimes we expertly pinned on him. I vote for this.
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Gilganixon posted:I'll see what I can do but you should get your own copy if you want to play through on your own, jeez. All the loose ends should be wrapped up though - we are heading to the main ending here. I saw a copy a few years ago at a weird little bookstore but for some reason I couldn't get within a foot of the book without my eyes bleeding. I came back a week later and the bookstore was gone, it looked like the storefront had been shuttered for years.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 15:07 |
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We actually need to rewind the book back to the bar so we can pick up the dwarf woman for a trophy; we have two for sleeping with the bat and Aggie and you need at least three to seduce Jeff.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:07 |
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EDIT: Wait that's stupid, better plan. Bring mum and Jeff to the estate, keep them in luxury. Constantly berate Jeff as a lay about do nothing with no job and secretly use your connections to thwart his every attempt to be his own man. CheeseThief fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Jul 29, 2015 |
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J'accuse!
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:28 |
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CheeseThief posted:Bring mum and Jeff to the estate, keep them in luxury. Constantly berate Jeff as a lay about do nothing with no job and secretly use your connections to thwart his every attempt to be his own man.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:39 |
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CheeseThief posted:EDIT: Wait that's stupid, better plan. Bring mum and Jeff to the estate, keep them in luxury. Constantly berate Jeff as a lay about do nothing with no job and secretly use your connections to thwart his every attempt to be his own man.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:42 |
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Send Jeff to Aggie to be flensed. Give his skin to James Boned. Force his skeleton to play third chair tuba in undead traveling band for all eternity.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:51 |
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CheeseThief posted:
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:17 |
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CheeseThief posted:
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CheeseThief posted:Bring mum and Jeff to the estate, keep them in luxury. Constantly berate Jeff as a lay about do nothing with no job and secretly use your connections to thwart his every attempt to be his own man. the best ending
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:55 |
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This must end with us using our ill-gotten power/wealth to laze around all day and make life inconvenient for Jeff via passive-aggressive meddling
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 18:25 |
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CheeseThief posted:
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 18:34 |
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CheeseThief posted:
holy poo poo
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 19:34 |
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CheeseThief posted:Bring mum and Jeff to the estate, keep them in luxury. Constantly berate Jeff as a lay about do nothing with no job and secretly use your connections to thwart his every attempt to be his own man. It's like CheeseThief saw my idea and was like, "that's the sort of thing a 3 year old would think of" and put me to greatest shame This is ABSOLUTELY what we should do
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 19:51 |
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Lol if you think a lazy poo poo like Jeff will ever try to be his own man.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 20:08 |
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Dienes posted:Get him busted for all the crimes we expertly pinned on him.
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CheeseThief posted:EDIT: Wait that's stupid, better plan. Bring mum and Jeff to the estate, keep them in luxury. Constantly berate Jeff as a lay about do nothing with no job and secretly use your connections to thwart his every attempt to be his own man. It's beautiful.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 20:24 |
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CheeseThief posted:
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 20:45 |
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CheeseThief posted:EDIT: Wait that's stupid, better plan. Bring mum and Jeff to the estate, keep them in luxury. Constantly berate Jeff as a lay about do nothing with no job and secretly use your connections to thwart his every attempt to be his own man. Perfection. Simply perfection. Edit: OH, also, make sure we hire our real dad as the milkman.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:18 |
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Well I believe we have our choice! Update ASAP, just finishing up a few things after a disastrous visit to the hospital.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:24 |
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Hope you're doing alright, OP
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:39 |
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gently caress you karol
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 23:28 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:
Has anyone translated everything Karol has said so far?
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 23:33 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:
Hope they can save the fingat, OP
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 23:36 |
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RC Cola posted:Has anyone translated everything Karol has said so far? heres what he says when he sees the dungeon text hes why he beats up the guards apparently hes an escaped convict who was hiding at our house for 50 years. i think he spoke a few times before this line but i couldnt find em
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 23:52 |
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To all of you voting for Ironic Justice, remember that Jeff is an elf. His idea of being productive would be duping us out of our own ill-gotten gains. We're only a halfbreed, which gives us some advantages, but ultimately, we shouldn't be trying to out-elf an elf. The longer he isn't dead or locked up and forgotten about, the more likely we are to lose everything.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 00:31 |
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Dienes posted:Get him busted for all the crimes we expertly pinned on him.
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Set him up in a nice house someplace and make sure mom is taken care of We love our mother.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:01 |
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Final update The scanner died completely as soon as the last page of this update was scanned. It did its job. God speed, gentle consumer electronic. CheeseThief posted:Bring mum and Jeff to the estate, keep them in luxury. Constantly berate Jeff as a lay about do nothing with no job and secretly use your connections to thwart his every attempt to be his own man. Surprisingly we go for 365! I thought you'd just kill him. poor life choice posted:Lol if you think a lazy poo poo like Jeff will ever try to be his own man. This guy knows what's up. But anyway, turning to 400 (the main ending in books like these): The end! I'd like to thank you all for your help in getting the Elf from one end of this LP to another. It's been a long and strange playthrough and while we spent most of it fiddling with and eating corpses I'd like to think we all learned something and grew as people. Anyway, some bad news - the doctor said the infection had spread through my hand and into my forearm and it's a bit touch and go as to whether I'll keep the thing. But the REALLY bad news is that I was using the hospital scanners to get some pages scanned in and the doc noticed the book. He's taken it to the lab to study the multitude of diseases, poisoning and sheer bad luck this book causes. After they're done he assures me they'll destroy it But hey, there are always other books in the series, if I can find them. This is the one page I managed to get scanned in at the hospital before I was restrained, it's the dedication page from the start of the book: Thanks for playing Hope to see you all around the 2FF forums one of these days. ---- PS I'm putting together a pdf of the book, bestiary and cards if anyone wants a souvenir, I'll upload the link to that tomorrow once it's complete as long as the thread's still alive. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Jul 30, 2015 |
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Gilganixon posted:Final update This was incredible and I love you forever for doing it. What a great ending and I'm glad I stumbled onto the project so early. loving elves man, loving elves Once the pdf is put together I'd appreciate a chance to name my price and send a little something your way edit - OH, and if you get bored enough and find a new scanner (even Goodwill has them laying around now!) maybe some alternate endings?
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Gilganixon posted:Final update awesome! Keep the thread open till we get the PDF of this in the OP. ALso it seems that Herman's website has been taken over by some dubious artist!
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:12 |
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Yes! We win gently caress you Jeff! Thanks for uploading all those pages, that was awesome. Good luck with the medical issues, I hope the doctors don't take your girlfriend.
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well done or should i say... edit: nevermind Atma fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Jul 30, 2015 |
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Hell yes, this was a fun game. Makes me wish I had gotten into them when I was younger. I may have been too young though. I did like the other, more traditional CYOA books growing up, but I think I'd have had a blast with these more in-depth ones.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:28 |
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I came in late and lurked for most of this but this was an incredible journey and I hope to play my own sometime in the future! Well done!
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Thanks for the ride man. Really good CYOA. Couldn't help but notice that your first copy uses the author Herman S. Skull while your new one says Hermit Skull. Must be a change of pen names. Also Mr. Skull's website looks recently updated! I really like "Food for the Moon" and "Wrath Panda"
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Epic High Five posted:This was incredible and I love you forever for doing it. What a great ending and I'm glad I stumbled onto the project so early. loving elves man, loving elves Same. I definitely want to toss some money your way. Your poor hand If you find another book though I'd be more than glad to play!
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Excelsior!
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