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I have no loving idea what any of this means, so I'm going to go with Pella, who made the first pot.  it's a marijuana joke
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Let's go with pots because I've never done it in 15 years of playing.
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Jul 30, 2015 15:36
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Top of the new page and the standings are currently: 6 - Lhankor's magical all knowing bone 3 - Pella and the worlds first goonbag 2 - Orlanth's magical hang-over cure 2 - Getting krunk with Rotina 2 - Ding-dong-ditch with Jested 1 - Odayla and Smokey The Bear Give this another hour probably.
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Jul 30, 2015 15:40
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Jul 30, 2015 15:44
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Get drunk with Pot
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Jul 30, 2015 15:48
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Gotta be Lhankor Mhy. Also oh boy, I've only read these after the fact, now I get to see/participate in one in current time. 
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Jul 30, 2015 15:54
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Hey, KoDP, it's been a while. Let's dance, because that's the thing to do while drunk.
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Jul 30, 2015 15:57
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Do a little dance, make a little heroquest, get down tonight.
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Jul 30, 2015 16:06
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We shall dance our way into the great hero quests. I've played this game twice. After those attempts, I assume the game learned from my mistakes and my council would probably execute me if I ever tried to play it again. Let's see if I learn anything from this LP.
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Jul 30, 2015 16:07
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Dance, Orlanthians, dance for my amusement!
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Jul 30, 2015 16:16
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We learned of and goon bags, threw that rear end in a circle and krunked the night away, but ultimately we were most famous forquote:When Lhankor Mhy, the Knowing God, learned how to use the marking bone, which could mark signs of power upon anything   Orlanth succeeded in remaking the world. Thus began the golden era called the Storm Age. Orlanth's son Vingkot was a famous warlord during this time. Most people in the area were his followers. He introduced new principles, such as the rule of hospitality, which said that after you invited people into your steads, you could not attack or harm them. Thus was much treachery banished from Orlanthi society. Many who would not have survived agreed to his new ways in order to gain his protection. He was a great organiser, and helped the many scattered people form into new clans and tribes. Your clan was one of those aided by King Vingkot. After you proved yourselves robust and capable of survival, Vingkot placed a remnant people under your protection. They were the Nalda Bin, or "Stick Farmers." You had a choice whether to make them into thralls (slaves) or adopt them as members of your clan. How did we add these strangers? - As thralls. - As adopted family.
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Jul 30, 2015 16:44
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Why the gently caress would they try farming sticks? Too dumb to live. Eternal thralldom.
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Jul 30, 2015 16:46
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As thralls. We're the only ones who get krunk.
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Jul 30, 2015 16:46
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Family 
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Jul 30, 2015 16:47
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gently caress slavery. Everybody in our borders is family.
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Jul 30, 2015 16:50
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We are family. Even the weird smelly stick-farming people.
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Jul 30, 2015 16:51
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If we can have thrall duck, I will go thrall
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Jul 30, 2015 16:53
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Family
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Jul 30, 2015 16:59
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Family time.
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Jul 30, 2015 17:05
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gently caress slavery. Adopt as family
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Jul 30, 2015 17:06
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Family totally. Thralls will just become obnoxious and voiced by a game designer.
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Jul 30, 2015 17:08
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We're all one happy family here.
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Jul 30, 2015 17:09
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Family. Why pick on the guys who joined you when you can pick on the guys who didn't? 
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Jul 30, 2015 17:18
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We are an enlightened people. Family.
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Jul 30, 2015 17:25
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Rally round the fambly with a pocket full of shells.
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Jul 30, 2015 17:27
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I think we can all see which way the wind blows on this one, and as fun as our own personal footstools would be, we've already established ourselves as a group of pisspots with a magic stick. So what did we do when we came across a group of strangers? We shout "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate" from across the bar and welcomed themquote:As adopted family. Just a reminder that this is a blind run for me, so if you see an option you've always wanted to see get played out.. please feel free to gently caress with the voting process to make it interesting.  The foes of the Vingkotlings were many, and our people fought hard against them. Which one in particular did we fight? - Boztakang the Troll Lord. - Ukkar Gra, King of the Basmoli Beastmen. - Chinkis Mor, the Elf Warlord. - Tada the Green, champion of the flat land called Prax - Faralinthor, Salty Lord of the Sea - Ves Venna, Warlord of the Ice Tribe
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Jul 30, 2015 17:32
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We were always at war with  .
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Jul 30, 2015 17:35
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Death to all Elves, also I'm pretty sure Chinkis Mor is a racist name, so kill him twice as hard.
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Jul 30, 2015 17:36
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Let's get some reason to gently caress with the ducks: we're enemies of the Beastmen. Also I hope you weren't looking forward to winning this run.
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Jul 30, 2015 17:37
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Chinkis Mor, the Elf Warlord. Because Elves are silly and everyone else is way cooler sounding.
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Jul 30, 2015 17:40
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Fight troll
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Jul 30, 2015 17:42
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Beastmen. Death to ducks. Death to furries.
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Jul 30, 2015 17:46
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gently caress them Ice Dudes. They're dicks.
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Jul 30, 2015 17:59
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Take on the Salty Lord of the Sea!!
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Jul 30, 2015 18:03
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beast men , because they're frankly pretty exhilarating to have as an ancestral enemy.
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Jul 30, 2015 18:21
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 This is the moment we've been waiting for. The final reckoning. The time when all the elves die!
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Jul 30, 2015 18:29
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Ukkar Gra, King of the Basmoli Beastmen.
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Jul 30, 2015 18:31
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Death to the knife-ears! We must honor great Fedarkos by killing all the elves!
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Jul 30, 2015 18:31
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Yo, gently caress Prax
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Beastmen. Something about warmongering ducks is hilarious.
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