Mafia Discussion Thread: Calling Each Other Idiots in the Name of Fun

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CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

EXAKT Science posted:

bloody bollocks

# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:32

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t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Look Under The Rock posted:

I'll ghostwrite yr paper bb

# ? Jul 30, 2015 20:36

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Look Under The Rock posted:

I'll ghostwrite yr paper bb

amoeba should do it imo

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:01

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

CapitalistPig posted:

Quote this post and I'll tell you the first swear word that comes to mind when I think of you.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:28

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

WHICH WAY MADNESS posted:

bitchtits

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:32

imgay: May 12, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i guess my hands are pregnant.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:33

AnonymousNarcotics: Aug 6, 2012; we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

Mithross posted:

Quote this post and I will tell you what silly/stupid dinner order (that I've actually had someone order from me) you are.

CapitalistPig posted:

Quote this post and I'll tell you the first swear word that comes to mind when I think of you.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:39

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

CapitalistPig posted:

bitchtits

So apt.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 21:52

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Smeglicker

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:11

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

WHICH WAY MADNESS posted:

So apt.

haha WWM confirmed as Meatloaf

# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:29

Mithross: Apr 27, 2011; Intelligent and bright, they explored a world that was new and strange to them. They liked it, they thought - a whole world just for them! They were dimly aware that a God had created them, was watching them; they called out to him, thanking him in a chittering language, before running off.

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

You are the tomato basil pasta that was ordered no tomatoes. The guy just wanted basil and noodles, and was willing to pay $20 to get it.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:03

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Mithross posted:

You are the tomato basil pasta that was ordered no tomatoes. The guy just wanted basil and noodles, and was willing to pay $20 to get it.

Like... not even butter or anything? just straight noodles and basil leaves?

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:07

Mithross: Apr 27, 2011; Intelligent and bright, they explored a world that was new and strange to them. They liked it, they thought - a whole world just for them! They were dimly aware that a God had created them, was watching them; they called out to him, thanking him in a chittering language, before running off.

CapitalistPig posted:

Like... not even butter or anything? just straight noodles and basil leaves?

A little butter. Not too much.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:10

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

what dish am I mith

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:13

Quidthulhu: Dec 17, 2003; Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Mithross posted:

Quote this post and I will tell you what silly/stupid dinner order (that I've actually had someone order from me) you are.

Me me!

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:17

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Mithross posted:

A little butter. Not too much.

that , doesn't sound great.

Maybe brown butter and basil would go better with gnocchi

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:18

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

Diqs you didn't give me a sweet number so you are dead to me.

My swear name is "cuntface" BTW but only my parents call me that.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:19

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

busb posted:

Diqs you didn't give me a sweet number so you are dead to me.

My swear name is "cuntface" BTW but only my parents call me that.

people get sensitive about that word so I opted not to use it at all.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:20

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

you'd have to be a pussy to get sensitive about that

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:21

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

busb posted:

Diqs you didn't give me a sweet number so you are dead to me.

My swear name is "cuntface" BTW but only my parents call me that.

You are the number 1, the penis digit, because you are a dick about funny numbers

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:33

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
Welcome to Red Lobster. Come see what's fresh. Today.

EXAKT Science posted:

haha WWM confirmed as Meatloaf

HIS NAME WAS WHICH WAY MADNESS

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:42

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Diqnol can I have a number? Also Mith what is my food?

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:42

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

Accurate.

Quote this post and I will tell you what piece of grammar or punctuation you are from this report I'm editing that is used incorrectly.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:48

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

busb posted:

Accurate.

Quote this post and I will tell you what piece of grammar or punctuation you are from this report I'm editing that is used incorrectly.

Everybody is a colon because everybody is an rear end in a top hat IMO.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:49

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

You are "random capital letter in the middle of a sentence". You stick out like a sore thumb by randomly placing importance on stuff that is mundane.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:57

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

(See: dodgeball)

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:58

AnonymousNarcotics: Aug 6, 2012; we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

busb posted:

Accurate.

Quote this post and I will tell you what piece of grammar or punctuation you are from this report I'm editing that is used incorrectly.

# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:59

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

busb posted:

(See: dodgeball)

How loving dare you.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:02

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

You are "comprises of" you think you are really clever using such a big phrase but you are wrong all the time. About everything.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:04

Quidthulhu: Dec 17, 2003; Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Some of these quote things are amusing but overall this thread has reached a new low of circlejerking :v:

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:09

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

Bonus round!

Quidnose: you are the use of a hyphen instead of an en dash. You are generally inoffensive but every so often will crop up with a huge steaming turd and i wonder what the gently caress you were even thinking.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:14

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I use the hyphen instead of the en dash because gently caress that noise.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:15

100YrsofAttitude: Apr 29, 2013

busb posted:

Accurate.

Quote this post and I will tell you what piece of grammar or punctuation you are from this report I'm editing that is used incorrectly.

Grammartize me.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:17

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Grammartize me.

You are "in close proximity to". You are a more verbose way of saying something really simple just to get more words out into the world.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:24

100YrsofAttitude: Apr 29, 2013

It's one of the few infinite resources we have. Might as well use them.

I'm sure no one would be surprised to find out that one of my favorite chapter's in Through the Looking Glass, the Alice books being some of my favorite books ever, is the Humpty Dumpty one.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:37

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

100YrsofAttitude posted:

It's one of the few infinite resources we have. Might as well use them.

I'm sure no one would be surprised to find out that one of my favorite chapter's in Through the Looking Glass, the Alice books being some of my favorite books ever, is the Humpty Dumpty one.

I take it back. You are now: "the use of an apostrophe to denote a plural"

# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:41