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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
steal a tank

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Pedricko posted:

Staying at a Swedish military base, how do I best cause trouble?

loving called it 3 threads ago, i knew you were a gay porn actor

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


replace all their weapons with sausages

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

Vitamins posted:

replace all their weapons with sausages

No, just their ammunition.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Pedricko posted:

Staying at a Swedish military base, how do I best cause trouble?

Acquire a Russian miniature submarine; indulge in hijinks.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Invade Finland, bring it back into Swedish hands.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Ask them if the guy outside the front gate is meant to be handing out copies of Pravda.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


tentish klown posted:

No, just their ammunition.

death by sausage, that must be a gay porno

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Pedricko posted:

Staying at a Swedish military base, how do I best cause trouble?

open a can of surströmming inside

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Fluo posted:

open a can of surströmming inside

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Fluo posted:

open a can of surströmming inside

Good advice for any building you don't live or work in, imo.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Put a tin somewhere good and hot so it explodes and they have to torch the place.

screamname
Apr 6, 2015

britishbornandbread posted:

Me and my mate got thrown out of the willow for poking all of the ceiling tiles out of place.

The duchess is good these days. I'll miss fibbers.

I'm back home in York in two weeks. Looking forward to seeing how none of it has changed in the ten years since I moved out.

The duchess is not good. quite simply the ugliest night club ever, have you seen the lollipop photos on Facebook? And o know the DJ and man she stinks of beef and onions or kababs. Seriously gross.

It's a big sweaty piss hole.

I'm just about to leave as you are coming back so here are my recommendations, from someone with taste and a bit of finesse :bigtran::confuoot:



The hop down fossgate. Good beers, awesome pizza. Like amazing pizza. I need to take my man there because he fricking loves pizza. Don't you? (He wo read this)

There is also (if you're feeling a bit hipster) the fossgate social but it is real nice, they only sell schooners which a few of my mates don't like so much, but they have that nice Jaipur beer so meh. Worth it.

Duke of York is ok during day. Full of wanks of an evening.

The nice area which was around evil eye, is now terrible. Including the eye.

New fibbers where toffs used to be is actually pretty decent.

Nevermind, which my friend owns is awesome for cocktails and no chavs or Ben Sherman types.
Eclectic music and sells slices of pizza. I've been told I wasn't allowed them though because they weren't fresh, so wait for a fresh batch.
If they still make it, I recommend trying the porn hub and they also make a cocktail from pure pressed Apple (press it right there and then!) with any spirit. go for a spiced rum. So good.

Anyway :holy:

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Semprini posted:

Good advice for any building you don't live or work in, imo.

:agreed:

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

sausage chat: I got given half a dozen pork and marmite sausages to take home after a bbq on saturday because no one there likes marmite. gonna cook em up tonight.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

where should I lunch in Manchester tomorrow

I like the blue pig but I don't want to go there again

The Kitchens particulary Mumma Schnitzel

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm watching the simpsons and lol i always missed this somehow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhWTkT89W_w

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Taff is official uk thread Rocket League MVP

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
someone post a list of ps4 usernames so i can add everyone and then still forget to play rocket league

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

i dunno if im pretty good at rocket league

*crashes into teammate, knocks ball towards own goal, crashes into teammate*

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Jose posted:

someone post a list of ps4 usernames so i can add everyone and then still forget to play rocket league

I'm herr_pink

I am the world's worst goalie but idk pretty good at scoring from rebounds

Or crashing into team mates so hard that they accidentally score

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Quote-Unquote posted:

Taff is official uk thread Rocket League MVP

I am, I'm the best.

UncleBlazer
Jan 27, 2011

Oh Bozza, I got a job at Balfour Beatty Rail working on their gauge engineering software. Did my first day so I feel entitled to be thanked every time a train doesn't crash into a bridge/another train.

StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.
Dear uk post-(genre) thread am I wrong to ignore most of these distinctions and describe purportedly post-hardcore bands like Hot Water Music as just punk if so does it make it better that I do the same with purportedly hardcore bands like Agnostic Front or am I correct to really not give a poo poo.

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

StoneOfShame posted:

Dear uk post-(genre) thread am I wrong to ignore most of these distinctions and describe purportedly post-hardcore bands like Hot Water Music as just punk if so does it make it better that I do the same with purportedly hardcore bands like Agnostic Front or am I correct to really not give a poo poo.

How do you feel about corrupt moral altar?

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


is post-grime a thing yet

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

gently caress off are hot water music anything but punk

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"

UncleBlazer posted:

Oh Bozza, I got a job at Balfour Beatty Rail working on their gauge engineering software. Did my first day so I feel entitled to be thanked every time a train doesn't crash into a bridge/another train.

I'll be asking you questions every time our signal sighting guy wants to try and sneak signals inside the installation handbook standard then!

Contrats, is that stuff that comes off the laser train thing?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Party Boat posted:

is post-grime a thing yet

Not that I'm aware of, but future grime is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlQ8WMqcov0

tdrules
Jan 12, 2014

Party Boat posted:

is post-grime a thing yet

nah it's having a bit of a comeback right now, give it a few years.

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?
Is anyone else working really really hard for really great pay today or is it just me?

(I am a self-employed :smuggo: plastering woman who keeps confusing other tradesmen by being a plasterer by trade and having boobs, apparently this is Not The Done Thing in the North East)

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Kluliss posted:

Is anyone else working really really hard for really great pay today or is it just me?

I'm working moderately hard for great pay. I might upgrade it to kinda hard later in the day.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



I'm earning more than I ever have in my life and nobody ever gives me any work to do here. It's really boring.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Spent most of the day working on my fantasy football team while getting paid lots of money for it. Living the dream.

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?
Lucky you lot then! If I could get anyone to schlepp for me I'd be working quite hard for drat good pay. I need a minion.

Slash
Apr 7, 2011

Spent all morning teaching my colleagues how to do something they should already know how to do.
Now I'm reading the comedy forums of the SomethingAwful.com website. Am getting paid well.

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??
Jobs where you do next to gently caress all for relatively decent pay seem pretty common.


And I have one.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Kluliss posted:

Lucky you lot then! If I could get anyone to schlepp for me I'd be working quite hard for drat good pay. I need a minion.

I am trying to hire some minions valued colleagues just now, it's surprisingly hard it seems.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


i work really hard making loads of money for other people and not much for myself. though i do enjoy my job which is fine by me and seems to be a rarity these days.

went to the hipster beer shop today and it turns out it's not hipster at all. bought a growler of beavertown neck oil and a belgian beer called delirium tremens. it all cost £££ but is a very nice shop and they have a huge selection so will definitely go back.

my evenings sorted :getin:

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

im not working that hard but im not earning a lot either

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