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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

The smallest cassette format, and a look back at working in a pre-word processor office.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5FqjQlFBDM

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

WebDog posted:

Someone did get their Mac Plus up and running with today's internet.
The secret was to feed most of the processing through a Raspberry Pi along with some wrangling of data to get things onto the Mac itself in the absence of any floppies.

So in fact they did jack poo poo. Nice!

Deedle
Oct 17, 2011
before you ask, yes I did inform the DMV of my condition and medication, and I passed the medical and psychological evaluation when I got my license. I've passed them every time I have gone to renew my license.

Benly posted:

Well, that's not so much a problem of "voice recognition isn't good" as "nobody's making good voice recognition for your market". In the 90s, the company my father was working for was one of the leading companies in the natural-language voice recognition field, and they were working on a Dutch product, but they got bought by Lernout & Hauspie which turned out to be a nightmare tangle of financial frauds and I don't know what's happened to the product since then.
Frankly I don't really see a big functional difference between the two statements. Technical difference, sure, but that doesn't change my case.

Yes, for one language group it works halfway decently. For the rest of the world it is barely functional, because it can't understand their language.
Even when the rest of the world spoke Murraycan to the speech recognition device, they won't be able to do most things, because the speech recognition doesn't understand the street name or contact name.

It's a nice technology, so long as you live in an English speaking region. Otherwise it is a nice hype, but far from functional. The way Google/Samsung, MS, and Apple market it over here, it is a failed technology, as it can't do non-trivial things.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

spog posted:

And yet it takes just as long - if not longer - to boot up to a usable state.

My Windows 3.11 machine (66mhz 4gb of RAM) was lightning fast to boot. It took only marginally more time to boot than my SSD drive laptop now.

But yeah, like others have already said, apparently you haven't experienced the joys of solid state hard drives. Rebooting is so much quicker now. I still don't apply upgrades when I need to, because gently caress having to wait two minutes. But if I did, it'd be really quick.

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

Krispy Kareem posted:

My Windows 3.11 machine (66mhz 4gb of RAM)

4 gigs of RAM? Really?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

My dad's work PC had OS/2 Warp 4 and 80 megs of memory and that was like more than anyone had on their home computers.

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

Pingiivi posted:

4 gigs of RAM? Really?

No way it'd boot that fast, the POST memory check must have taken ages to complete.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Pingiivi posted:

4 gigs of RAM? Really?

poo poo...megs. I knew looking at those specs seemed odd. Was it 4gb or 2gb, why doesn't either option look right?

Jerry Cotton posted:

My dad's work PC had OS/2 Warp 4 and 80 megs of memory and that was like more than anyone had on their home computers.

We tried OS/2 Warp on that same machine and it choked completely. I think the recommended requirements were 8mb. So yeah, my 4mb technically ran it - but glacier-like slow.

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks
One thing that's not obsolete but deffo failed: Videophones.

The tech to make it possible has been around for a long while, since the thirties, and when you read old tech mags and such, you'll notice that someone has constantly been trying to get it going without success.

Turns out that people don't really want to use that sort of service apart from some fairly specific circumstances.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Gaming of the future as seen from 1979.


Pretty broad, but generally accurate with the concepts.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Kemper Boyd posted:

One thing that's not obsolete but deffo failed: Videophones.

The tech to make it possible has been around for a long while, since the thirties, and when you read old tech mags and such, you'll notice that someone has constantly been trying to get it going without success.

Turns out that people don't really want to use that sort of service apart from some fairly specific circumstances.
It's not that niche of a use case. If you're just calling a friend to make plans for going to the movies obviously you don't need to see their face, but people who are away from their friends and family for long stretches of time use video calling a lot, like people on deployment, working off shore, or just travel a lot.

It's also pretty popular with deaf people since using sign language over a video call is much faster than texting back and forth.

But yeah, definitely not as ubiquitous as the Jetsons predicted. :v:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

People talk to their televisions.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I remember when I heard about Skype for the first time and I thought "that poo poo ain't gonna fly".

Lucky I am not in charge of investing poo poo for other people.

big parcheesi player
Apr 1, 2014

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

WebDog posted:

Gaming of the future as seen from 1979.


Pretty broad, but generally accurate with the concepts.

Why can't we have a long distance board game like the one that is depicted there. Not one with a screen. Sure it be impractical now, and be obsolete, but we never had one in the evolution to where we are now in gaming technology. But if there were some in today's world, and they still worked, I wouldn't mind trying to pick a couple up. Though wouldn't be a radio transmitter, those have a finite range, stick a modem on it and dial a person up, now we're talking!

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Humphreys posted:

I remember when I heard about Skype for the first time and I thought "that poo poo ain't gonna fly".

I was the same but unfortunately I was in the position to invest and I didn't, I foolishly decided to stay in University.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Well in the days of yore there was stuff like Modem Chess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN9rQobPWsU

Digital boards do exist for Chess games - and they're fairly recent.
They are used as a way to transmit moves to an online scoreboard for tournaments or for blitz games where it's too fast to keep up with the game.
They can also be used to input moves into a chess program on a computer. You could theoretically play an opponent using the on screen game as reference. Sadly the $800 - $1000+ board doesn't move pieces for you.

But boards do exist where magnets are used to move pieces around - to amusing results.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJADuhQAUQ0

So in theory it could be done.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

It looks like bad stopmotion.

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy

WebDog posted:

Gaming of the future as seen from 1979.


Pretty broad, but generally accurate with the concepts.

Oh. I have that book, and I remember that last panel about "hyper realistic graphics" and whatnot. Playing even non-AAA titles always brings me back to that quote.
The other day, my wife asked me where I took a particular photo - it was a screenshot from The Forest.

Even though that passage reads like a generic adverisement, it's pretty much bang on.

That first panel though, it seems like they drastically underestimated the increase in computing power. "In 10 years, computers will be a hundred times faster". If that books from 1979, by 1989 they were probably tens of thousands of times faster. The rest of the book is pretty good for a kid's introduction to computers as well.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

People have always and still do underestimate Moore's Law.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Collateral Damage posted:

It looks like bad stopmotion.

How do they do the move where the horsey jumps over the prawns?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Around 2:52 it moves the right hand knight out. It moves the pawn slightly out of the way first.

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax

WebDog posted:

Gaming of the future as seen from 1979.

Does anyone know of a site or blog or what have you that collects old predictions like these? I've seen a few and they're pretty entertaining, usually due to getting almost everything right with a few adorable exceptions.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

There used to be a good retrofuturism blog but it disappeared.. but just google for retrofuturism and you can find a bunch of other sources.

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy

Collateral Damage posted:

People have always and still do underestimate Moore's Law.

Tell me about it. I have some old scraps of paper in my stuff from high school, where a few friends were making up crap about what computers they'll have in what turned out to be circa 2003 or so, roughly. This was in the mid 90's, and it has stuff like "500mhz pentium 7 with 256mb RAM, 5 Gb hard drives (etc)". Maaaaaaaasively underestimated reality.

I am totally scanning and posting these if I come across them in a clean up.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Oh yeah who mentioned videophones?


Also mentioned is EditDroid - the very first digital editing system.


The concept was to create a digital non destructive print of the film which allowed for faster cutting as you'd simply match up the numbers on the film negative at the end. It was the basis of AVID systems and all non linear editing systems today.

It's main problem was that it was very ahead of it's time and the capabilities of the technology of the 1980's.
It was very very costly to use as you had to transfer film to videotape then to laserdisc in order to be able to seek across fast enough (3 -5 seconds). This wasn't cheap at the time as Laserdisc's costs never really came down as it's down adoption rate never caught on.

The other major slowdown was each laserdisc contained around 30 minutes of footage so multiple discs were fed into several readers. This meant that if you were editing with one clip on disc 2 and the other on disc 5 there was a painful wait for the discs to spool and buffer. Hard disc storage was pretty non existent in 1985.

The other slowdown to it's adoption was that it was rarely used by it's creators with the small exception of some work on the Young Indy series just before being sold off.

AVID brought out Droid Works in 1993 and by 1995 most of the industry had begun to edit with Avid systems, spurred on by Walter Murch winning an Oscar for cutting The English Patient on it.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Kemper Boyd posted:

One thing that's not obsolete but deffo failed: Videophones.

The tech to make it possible has been around for a long while, since the thirties, and when you read old tech mags and such, you'll notice that someone has constantly been trying to get it going without success.

Turns out that people don't really want to use that sort of service apart from some fairly specific circumstances.

Depends on your generation. My 14 year old communicates almost exclusively through Snapchat, texting, and Facetime. So in that case, 2 of the 3 are visual. She talked on an actual telephone with a boy for the first time last week.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Krispy Kareem posted:

Depends on your generation. My 14 year old communicates almost exclusively through Snapchat, texting, and Facetime. So in that case, 2 of the 3 are visual. She talked on an actual telephone with a boy for the first time last week.

Yeah, the kids (aged 9 & 10 give or take) at the school I work at always talked about calling each other on Facetime. I think for kids around that age, having the visual element actually gets rid of some of the awkwardness of a phone call because it gives you something to do (reading facial expressions, just looking at the person in general) when waiting for a verbal response if there's a slight delay.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

HMS Boromir posted:

Does anyone know of a site or blog or what have you that collects old predictions like these? I've seen a few and they're pretty entertaining, usually due to getting almost everything right with a few adorable exceptions.

http://paleofuture.com/

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

HMS Boromir posted:

Does anyone know of a site or blog or what have you that collects old predictions like these? I've seen a few and they're pretty entertaining, usually due to getting almost everything right with a few adorable exceptions.

This is probably my favourite because it's about my job.



I never got my purple helmet or Seaworld-branded leather jacket, though.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Gromit posted:

This is probably my favourite because it's about my job.



I never got my purple helmet or Seaworld-branded leather jacket, though.

Do we get purple helmets if we just do corporate security stuff? Because drat it, I want my purple helmet.

But not the jacket. I have enough questionable jackets according to my fiancé.

TerryLennox
Oct 12, 2009

There is nothing tougher than a tough Mexican, just as there is nothing gentler than a gentle Mexican, nothing more honest than an honest Mexican, and above all nothing sadder than a sad Mexican. -R. Chandler.

flosofl posted:

Do we get purple helmets if we just do corporate security stuff? Because drat it, I want my purple helmet.

But not the jacket. I have enough questionable jackets according to my fiancé.

Is that corpsec/Renraku dude packing a gyrojet pistol? This vintage Shadowrun campaign is looking pretty cool.

Exit Strategy
Dec 10, 2010

by sebmojo

flosofl posted:

Do we get purple helmets if we just do corporate security stuff? Because drat it, I want my purple helmet.

But not the jacket. I have enough questionable jackets according to my fiancé.

We can change out the Black Hat / Red Team labels for Purple Helmets. It's what the Blue Team think we are like 90% of the time anyway.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

flosofl posted:

Do we get purple helmets if we just do corporate security stuff? Because drat it, I want my purple helmet.
I'm sure you do. :gay:

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



My wife has bet me that I can't use a non-smartphone for two weeks. I'm therefore looking at getting a flip phone on EBay; what's the best one you guys can recommend? I'm literally looking for the very best in obsolete technology.

(If there's anything that runs Palm OS or can do laptop tethering, that's a bonus)

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

Pham Nuwen posted:

My wife has bet me that I can't use a non-smartphone for two weeks. I'm therefore looking at getting a flip phone on EBay; what's the best one you guys can recommend? I'm literally looking for the very best in obsolete technology.

(If there's anything that runs Palm OS or can do laptop tethering, that's a bonus)

Mad props if you make it 2 weeks on John's Phone.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

slomomofo posted:

Mad props if you make it 2 weeks on John's Phone.

Now I want to see a shuffle phone that dials numbers at random.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

slomomofo posted:

Mad props if you make it 2 weeks on John's Phone.

That's actually pretty cool

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Gromit posted:

This is probably my favourite because it's about my job.



I never got my purple helmet or Seaworld-branded leather jacket, though.

So your job is to stop the re-animated body of Jeffrey Dahmer from stealing hard drives? Neat!

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

monolithburger posted:

So your job is to stop the re-animated body of Jeffrey Dahmer from stealing hard drives? Neat!

That would probably beat his current job. Gromit is a minor forum celebrity because his job requires he scrutinize child pornography.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

drrockso20 posted:

That's actually pretty cool

It seems way, way overpriced though. $110 for a phone that literally just makes calls and comes with a literal notepad and pen? It's inferior in functionality to something with more features while costing up to twice as much. The only thing I can see being at all useful is having good signal with it.

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