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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

GutBomb posted:

I would imagine that Amazon simply offered more money either in the form of salary or budget.

I've just realised that Top Gear were able to do so well, because of the BBC's money - which came from UK taxpayers.

Now they have been bought by Amazon, which has so much money because it dodges UK tax.

i have no idea what, if any, my point is, though.

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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

spog posted:

I've just realised that Top Gear were able to do so well, because of the BBC's money - which came from UK taxpayers.

Now they have been bought by Amazon, which has so much money because it dodges UK tax.

i have no idea what, if any, my point is, though.

Quick. To the guardian

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

spog posted:

I've just realised that Top Gear were able to do so well, because of the BBC's money - which came from UK taxpayers.

Now they have been bought by Amazon, which has so much money because it dodges UK tax.

i have no idea what, if any, my point is, though.

It means as a UK taxpayer I see no moral issue with :filez: from Amazon. Or yes, to the Guardian!

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
The rumor is Amazon is paying them (the trio + producer) $250M for a season of a new car show in the style of Top Gear. http://www.forbes.com/sites/ianmorris/2015/07/31/amazons-250-million-spend-on-top-gear-trio-is-actually-great-value/

japtor
Oct 28, 2005

Bape Culture posted:

Quick. To the guardian
Dear so called "Amazon",

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

mod sassinator posted:

The rumor is Amazon is paying them (the trio + producer) $250M for a season of a new car show in the style of Top Gear. http://www.forbes.com/sites/ianmorris/2015/07/31/amazons-250-million-spend-on-top-gear-trio-is-actually-great-value/

Well, yikes.

Edit: from that link, it looks like it's actually for 3 seasons, and that's the budget for the entire show, so about $7m per episode out of which everything has to come.

Residency Evil fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Aug 3, 2015

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Residency Evil posted:

Well, yikes.

Edit: from that link, it looks like it's actually for 3 seasons, and that's the budget for the entire show, so about $7m per episode out of which everything has to come.

Maybe I'm bad at reading, but I thought the $250M was their total combined compensation over the three series, not their production budget?

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
7 million as a budget per episode iis a lot tho still.

japtor
Oct 28, 2005

Ciaphas posted:

Maybe I'm bad at reading, but I thought the $250M was their total combined compensation over the three series, not their production budget?
That's what the original reporting was, that I saw at least. Not sure if Forbes has some other source or they're just assuming it's everything. Edit: duh it sources Financial Times, but same question goes for them.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Will be interesting to see how this turns out. It used have way more than just petrolheads tuning in, but it was a prime time Sunday show after all. How many will tune in behind a regionally limited paywall?

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

Preoptopus posted:

7 million as a budget per episode iis a lot tho still.

I read somewhere that game of thrones only has a budget of around 6 million per episode. So yes, 7 million is a LOT.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Preoptopus posted:

7 million as a budget per episode iis a lot tho still.

So a supercar demolition derby might not be out of the question?

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Dropping a La Ferrari from a C-130...

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Dropping a La Ferrari from a C-130...

Make it one of those awful Porsche SUVs that rich people buy instead.

CBJamo
Jul 15, 2012

Ola posted:

Will be interesting to see how this turns out. It used have way more than just petrolheads tuning in, but it was a prime time Sunday show after all. How many will tune in behind a regionally limited paywall?

I imagine that this is gonna get very heavily advertised. Every english speaking person on earth will know that it's coming. I also wouldn't be surprised if the first episode was free. Sell that poo poo heroin style. All this presupposes that it turns out to be any good.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Dropping a La Ferrari from a C-130...

Dropping every remaining available Morris Marina from a C-130 ONTO a La Ferrari.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

I read somewhere that game of thrones only has a budget of around 6 million per episode. So yes, 7 million is a LOT.

I'd heard 10 million per GoT episode. So, still a LOT.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Make it one of those awful Porsche SUVs that rich people buy instead.

No, a Panamera. I see too many of them around, need to thin the herd a bit.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Mister Kingdom posted:

Dropping every remaining available Morris Marina from a C-130 ONTO a La Ferrari.

Sold!

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Mister Kingdom posted:

Dropping every remaining available Morris Marina from a C-130 ONTO a La Ferrari.

Which then gets t-boned by a Ferrari 250GTO

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep

You Am I posted:

Which then gets t-boned by a Ferrari 250GTO

Followed by one of those Clarkson war fantasy segments where he rides along in a chopper that levels the entire mess

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


While using caravans slung under the helicopters as wrecking balls to destroy whatever May designed (it probably has sails)

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

mod sassinator posted:

The rumor is Amazon is paying them (the trio + producer) $250M for a season of a new car show in the style of Top Gear. http://www.forbes.com/sites/ianmorris/2015/07/31/amazons-250-million-spend-on-top-gear-trio-is-actually-great-value/

A bargin at twice the price I suspect. This is as close to a surefire hit as could be possible

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal
Is there a clause in there that allows him to punch anybody he deems deserving of a punch?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


CornHolio posted:

Is there a clause in there that allows him to punch anybody he deems deserving of a punch?

I would genuinely watch a show where it was everyone's job to rile Clarkson to the point of him flipping out and trying to fight them.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

88h88 posted:

I would genuinely watch a show where it was everyone's job to rile Clarkson to the point of him flipping out and trying to fight them.
Executive Producers: 15 clones of Piers Morgan.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

CannonFodder posted:

Executive Producers: 15 clones of Piers Morgan.

I would unironically watch this

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

88h88 posted:

I would genuinely watch a show where it was everyone's job to rile Clarkson to the point of him flipping out and trying to fight them.

This would be a great segment.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


CannonFodder posted:

Executive Producers: 15 clones of Piers Morgan.

Send the idea in. I just want to watch.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

CannonFodder posted:

Executive Producers: 15 clones of Piers Morgan.

An entire island of Piers Morgan.

Like this gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMuO-8S_0Wg

CornHolio fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Aug 4, 2015

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CannonFodder posted:

Executive Producers: 15 clones of Piers Morgan.

So, this every week:

extreme_accordion
Apr 9, 2009

Mister Kingdom posted:

Dropping every remaining available Morris Marina from a C-130 ONTO a La Ferrari.

How is it possible that you have not been contacted as a creative producer for the show?

Bigsteve
Dec 15, 2000

Cock It!
First episode- Everyone except Jeremy wears boxing head guard thing. All through it, guest is Frank Bruno.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
I really hope that the first thing out of Jeremy's mouth on the Amazon show will be

"..........and WE'RE BACK!"

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Mr. Wiggles posted:

I really hope that the first thing out of Jeremy's mouth on the Amazon show will be

"..........and WE'RE BACK!"

If it's not I'm gonna be mad as hell. The crowd is gonna go loving nuts, too.

IndianaZoidberg
Aug 21, 2011

My name isnt slick, its Zoidberg. JOHN F***ING ZOIDBERG!

Mr. Wiggles posted:

I really hope that the first thing out of Jeremy's mouth on the Amazon show will be

"..........and WE'RE BACK!"

"First line out of Jeremy's mouth was not 'and WE'RE BACK!' 0 out of 5 stars."

I know it would be sad, but I want some version of James, Jeremy, and Richard's Top Gear to go on long enough so one of them is killed while filming. It would be tragic, but I want to hear one of them say the line that they have agreed on if one of them is killed.

"Sadly, (insert name) was killed in the making of that segment(moment of silence)...Anyway..."

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

"I went on the internet and I found THIS!" *Amazon logo*

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


I eagerly await a Car vs Amazon Drone delivery challenge.

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Delsaber posted:

"I went on the internet and I found THIS!" *Amazon logo*

I always wondered what they were actually displaying on the screens for those (if anything; the cynic in me says they're displaying nothing and asking the audience to act dismayed). I'm sure I could google but ehn, the mystery's probably funnier :v:

Ciaphas fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Aug 6, 2015

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
He's actually showing images. One of them was the guy in lingerie with his dick in the tail pipe of a car.

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IndianaZoidberg
Aug 21, 2011

My name isnt slick, its Zoidberg. JOHN F***ING ZOIDBERG!

bull3964 posted:

I eagerly await a Car vs Amazon Drone delivery challenge.

"It's time to break out the TGPO(Top Gear Post Office) net cannon of catching things."

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