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SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frolf:

he knows...

HulkaMatt posted:

You missed the most amazing tweet of the night



:ironicat:

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

HulkaMatt posted:

You missed the most amazing tweet of the night



All of TNA was a rib. Nobody is that oblivious.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.



Its an obvious troll, but inbetween all the people falling for it, there's a few saying "shut up, she's improved so much u guys, she could do it!"
So some people actually do think this.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




I'd pay to watch an Eva/Ronda shoot fight.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Junpei Hyde posted:

I'd pay to watch an Eva/Ronda shoot fight.

All red everywhere.

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



HulkaMatt posted:

You missed the most amazing tweet of the night



UFC 189:
Attendance: 16,019
Buyrate: 950,000

Slammiversary 2014: (because we will never get 2015 numbers)

Attendance: 3,500
Buyrate: 15,000

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I'm shocked Slammiversary got that many buys tbh

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Eva Marie Vs Ronda Rousey would be the first match to end in nanoseconds.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Gonzo McFee posted:

Eva Marie Vs Ronda Rousey would be the first match to end in nanoseconds.

Staredown ends with

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



oldpainless posted:

I'm shocked Slammiversary got that many buys tbh

*estimated

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Gavok posted:

All red everywhere.

:gibs:

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Staredown ends with



That little hand to her chin pose mid-fall gets me every time.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


HulkaMatt posted:

You missed the most amazing tweet of the night



that's phenomenal

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Bob Ryder beat out Vince Russo, Jon Heyman, and every political figure to be the first person to block me on twitter. loving TNA

Maybe people wouldn't think wrestling was so obviously fake if you didn't have things like <every TNA storyline ever>

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
If wrestling isn't fake then how is James Storm still walking free after murdering Mickie James

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Benne posted:

If wrestling isn't fake then how is James Storm still walking free after murdering Mickie James

She was only mostly dead.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Benne posted:

If wrestling isn't fake then how is James Storm still walking free after murdering Mickie James

She didn't press charges.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Didn't TNA's website say Storm's actions were something like "Nearly incredibly illegal" or something goofy like that?

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Oct 30, 2009

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Junpei Hyde posted:

She didn't Lou Thesz press charges.

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



tna: defender of REAL wrestling, is a turn i didn't see coming.

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

TNA: It's still real to me, damnit!

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

DJExile posted:

Didn't TNA's website say Storm's actions were something like "Nearly incredibly illegal" or something goofy like that?

Nearly criminal , I believe.

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
The line was "borderline criminal", which is worse imo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DynamiteKidd posted:

The line was "borderline criminal", which is worse imo

Listen, criminality was a long way down.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Pour one out for TNAMecca snackchat



RIP

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

someone who actually thinks 36 year old Punk will have a bright UFC career posted:

I believe that CM Punk will return one day. Vince McMahon and Triple H aren’t stupid. They know he’s a top seller, they know he’s considerable for good ratings; they know he’s good for the business. In fact, both of them have stated that if Punk wants to negotiate, they’re up for it. He’s definitely going to pull a Lesnar. He’s going to have a bright career with UFC, than pack his bags, than make his way back to the squared circle. If anything, he’s on better grounds with WWE than Hogan.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Bright as in he'll be staring up at the lights

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

hey dimbulbs you know Randy Couture didn't even start fighting MMA until he was 53 right

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Pretty sure he didn't spend 15 years getting powerbombed and taking piledrivers multiple times a month either.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

ShootaBoy posted:

Pretty sure he didn't spend 15 years getting powerbombed and taking piledrivers multiple times a month either.

You think it's easier to fight for your country than to fake wrestle?

He boxed for America.

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



mma is fake and punk is going to GTS chris weidman's face off.

goc
Mar 26, 2013

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
I am interested to see what happens when someone who got a concussion from a Kofi Kingston clothesline gets hit in the face by a trained fighter. Not interested enough to pay $60 to see it though.

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



goc posted:

I am interested to see what happens when someone who got a concussion from a Kofi Kingston clothesline gets hit in the face by a trained fighter. Not interested enough to pay $60 to see it though.

yeah what a pussy, who gets concussions in wrestling anyway?

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

WeaponX posted:

yeah what a pussy, who gets concussions in wrestling anyway?

Concussions get easier the more you get. Getting one off a clothesline ain't a good sign for how well you're taking a punch.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Concussions get easier the more you get. Getting one off a clothesline ain't a good sign for how well you're taking a punch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMX3_lzITE

goc
Mar 26, 2013

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...

Are you really trying to compare Kofi Kingston to STAN loving HANSEN? I can only assume if he'd gotten a Lariat he would have gone into a coma.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

who are you to doubt The Wildcat?

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

goc posted:

Are you really trying to compare Kofi Kingston to STAN loving HANSEN? I can only assume if he'd gotten a Lariat he would have gone into a coma.

I'd obviously rather take one from Kofi than Hansen but I still find it funny when people treat clotheslines as some ultra safe low impact move that could never hurt someone.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Wouldn't some of it also depend on how the wrestler took the bump?

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MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

Thauros posted:

I'd obviously rather take one from Kofi than Hansen but I still find it funny when people treat clotheslines as some ultra safe low impact move that could never hurt someone.

Hansens lariats were super stiff because they were basically real. The man was drat near blind in the ring so he erred on the side of hitting people rather than completely whiffing.

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