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CCKeane posted:Right handed people aren't really people IMO. As I right handed person, I
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CCKeane posted:Right handed people aren't really people IMO. Agreed. We're basically Kryptonian by comparison to lefties aka the untouchables
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Aug 6, 2015 19:08
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yeah I can't use my left hand for poo poo, even using my phone would be a big hassle
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:As I right handed person, I Can't finish your post?
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Also if being left handed is so great then why is sinister Latin for 'on the left'
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BottleKnight posted:yeah I can't use my left hand for poo poo, even using my phone would be a big hassle I text best with my left hand. All my right is good for is writing. And throwing I guess. I was supposedly left-handed but in kindergarten I was taught to write with my right leading me to be pretty functional with the two. When I played soccer I was generally left-footed but now that I play bass I decided to play righty since it's cheaper and generally easier to find right handed equipment. I should try to learn to write with my left but  .
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TMMadman posted:Also if being left handed is so great then why is sinister Latin for 'on the left' Um it is pretty nifty being left handed sorry subhuman rabble please clean your slime trail up behind yourself.
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Aug 6, 2015 19:20
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CCKeane posted:Um it is pretty nifty being left handed sorry subhuman rabble please clean your slime trail up behind yourself. good luck playing any infield position besides first base for any major league baseball team left handed scrub
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Aug 6, 2015 19:23
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keane which hand do you use to masturbate?
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JakeP posted:good luck playing any infield position besides first base for any major league baseball team left handed scrub You know why they call the position short stop? Because they want you to STOP playing and bow to the 1st baseman's might.
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:keane which hand do you use to masturbate? My mouth.
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CCKeane posted:You know why they call the position short stop? Because they want you to STOP playing and bow to the 1st baseman's might. only because the first basemen is too fat and unathletic to leave his perch
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JakeP posted:only because the first basemen is too fat and unathletic to leave his perch You know what you call a fat professional athlete? So drat good at his or her job that they don't have to ascribe to your ideas on beauty.
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CCKeane posted:You know what you call a fat professional athlete? So drat good at his or her job that they don't have to ascribe to your ideas on beauty.  
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CCKeane posted:You know what you call a fat professional athlete? So drat good at his or her job that they don't have to ascribe to your ideas on beauty. Pablo Sandoval is the best 'fat' major league baseball player. The guy moves quicker than almost everyone else on the field both on offense and defense, but he still gets slammed in the media and by fans for his weight. He's my second favorite MLB player. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqFsEyw8Mcg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kLz8QD-wNI
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merk posted:Pablo Sandoval is the best 'fat' major league baseball player. The guy moves quicker than almost everyone else on the field both on offense and defense, but he still gets slammed in the media and by fans for his weight. He's my second favorite MLB player. Who's your favorite? I'd love to hear some of your baseball opinions, merk!
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merk posted:Pablo Sandoval is the best 'fat' major league baseball player. The guy moves quicker than almost everyone else on the field both on offense and defense, but he still gets slammed in the media and by fans for his weight. He's my second favorite MLB player. Incorrect, Prince Fielder exists.
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I agree, I would be scared of fighting such an awesome opponent in hand to hand combat.
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merk posted:Pablo Sandoval is the best 'fat' major league baseball player. The guy moves quicker than almost everyone else on the field both on offense and defense, but he still gets slammed in the media and by fans for his weight. He's my second favorite MLB player. Miguel Cabrera would like a word with you. Sandoval is also kind of a jerk, and has been a disapointment on my fantasy team all year
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CCKeane posted:I agree, I would be scared of fighting such an awesome opponent in hand to hand combat. the only way he ever won fights is by catching a dude somehow, leaning on them until they fall and then laying on them with his weight: 
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JakeP posted:the only way he ever won fights is by catching a dude somehow, leaning on them until they fall and then laying on them with his weight: So you're saying he won fights.
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CCKeane posted:So you're saying he won fights. just 1
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CCKeane posted:Incorrect, Prince Fielder exists. Prince Fielder is back to amazing form this year, but he's not as athletic as Sandoval. He's great at the plate and that's about as far as his talents go - the rest of the time he's stuck at first base. JakeP posted:Miguel Cabrera would like a word with you. I think kind of the same thing about Miguel Cabrera, although he did do well outside of being chained to first base.
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BottleKnight posted:Who's your favorite? I'd love to hear some of your baseball opinions, merk! Buster Posey is my favorite. He plays the hardest position on the field and makes every pitcher throwing to him better. He also routinely kills it with the bat. I should probably disclose that I'm a lifelong Giants fan. 
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You said best fat player not best fat fielder (which would go to Prince Fielder on a technicality)
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Where'd you find those King Hippo gifs?
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BottleKnight posted:Who's your favorite? I'd love to hear some of your baseball opinions, merk! Chase Utley is my favorite player that isn't fat 
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JakeP posted:Chase Utley is my favorite player that isn't fat It's a shame hes so gosh dang terrible anymore
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JakeP posted:good luck playing any infield position besides first base for any major league baseball team left handed scrub I'm left-handed and play second base for my softball team, which is almost the same thing.
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Murmur Twin posted:I'm left-handed and play second base for my softball team, which is almost the same thing. I occasionally play short or third on mine when we are severely lacking for infielders. I'm a much better firstbaseman because I am incredibly lazy and a big target.
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Mike Trout is the best baseball player of our generation.
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merk posted:Mike Trout is the best baseball player of our generation. This is pretty much objectively true, yeah.
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Assuming you are counting Bonds as being in a different generation.
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JOIIINNNNNNNN http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3734891
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CCKeane posted:Assuming you are counting Bonds as being in a different generation. If the 1986 Barry Bonds went into baseball today (without any steroids available), I think he'd be the best baseball player of our generation after a couple years. Although his stat line is really impressive, steroids ruined him. HOT TAKE: Wade Boggs is the best baseball player of the last generation. edit: Wade Boggs consistently hit over .300 but never won the MVP title because he didn't
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My favorite player is Salvador Perez because I pretty much only follow my local team and he is just the most lovable, good spirited, and occasionally exceptional player.
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merk posted:If the 1986 Barry Bonds went into baseball today (without any steroids available), I think he'd be the best baseball player of our generation after a couple years. Although his stat line is really impressive, steroids ruined him. Boggs was a great ball player and had a great eye. I'd throw out Mariano Rivera as the best, though. Most dominant in his position, certainly.
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merk posted:HOT TAKE: Wade Boggs is the best baseball player of the last generation. Wade Boggs just drank 50 or so beers while traveling to an away game. Wade Boggs was amazing. But to call Mike Trout best of our generation is a stretch. ARods early career was comparable to Mike Trout and had great longevity. Mike Trout would have to have a very consistent career to be better than him. Sure you can say steroids, but thats a cop out, the pitcers were roided up too CCKeane posted:I'd throw out Mariano Rivera as the best, though. Most dominant in his position, certainly. Dudes a closer, I am not willing to compare him to a hitter or a Starting Pitcher even
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