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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

LifeGetsWorser posted:

Demon Of The Fall! Remember what we talked about the other day? Sash! is into it.

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

Naw, I'm not ready for it.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
You're not gonna do it WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT :supaburn:

This is like discovering plutonium - by accident! :mad:

Cape Cod Crab Chip
Feb 20, 2011

Now you don't have to suck meat from an exoskeleton!
If only something like that could happen to ME!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I'm out there LifeGetsWorser and I'm loving every minute of it!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

TMMadman posted:

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

Naw, I'm not ready for it.

Oh, it's a scene, man.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

"Scott! Remember what we talked about the other day? George is into it."
"Oh, really?"
:stare:









:stonk:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
"I know this is going to sound like a crazy fantasy, but every word of this story is true."

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
Well, this is interesting.


Potee's topless

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Capt. Sticl posted:

Well, this is interesting.


Potee's topless

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Oh, yeah. This can't miss.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Capt. Sticl posted:

Well, this is interesting.


Potee's topless

But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing, good; naked crouching potee, bad.

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

TMMadman posted:

But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing, good; naked crouching potee, bad.

I noticed a rough spot in the thread, I just thought I'd smooth it out with this belt sander here! :)

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing, good; naked crouching potee, bad.

Hey, I got the body of a... taught, pre-teen Swedish boy.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Hey, I got the body of a... taught, pre-teen Swedish boy.

Hey. Hey potee, what do you say if neither of us is married in ten years, we get hitched?

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

TMMadman posted:

Hey. Hey potee, what do you say if neither of us is married in ten years, we get hitched?

He'll tell you he's frightened and he has to go home.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

Hey. Hey potee, what do you say if neither of us is married in ten years, we get hitched?

Make it fifty fimty.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

regulargonzalez posted:

He'll tell you he's frightened and he has to go home.

He'll clunk our heads together, like Moe!

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Root Bear posted:

He'll clunk our heads together, like Moe!

Well, you might wanna think about, maaaybe... moving your arms a little when you walk.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Make it fifty fimty.

Percentage?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

He'll clunk our heads together, like Moe!

He flew right into your head. Like he couldn't avoid it. Never seen that before. Bird into a goons head.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Sash! posted:

Yeah! Look at me! I was free and clear! I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!

Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Red posted:

Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.



I proclaim this the summer of Roark!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Roark posted:



I proclaim this the summer of Roark!

I would describe it as restrained jubilation.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Ugh, these envelopes taste like poison.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Yama hama, it's fright night!!!

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

Feels like an Arby's night tbqh

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

regulargonzalez posted:

Feels like an Arby's night tbqh

I had the... roast beef.... :saddowns:

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

potee posted:

Ugh, these envelopes taste like poison.

We were expecting about 200 people.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Coffee And Pie posted:

We were expecting about 200 people.

That's a lot of potatoes!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Coffee And Pie posted:

We were expecting about 200 people.

Coffee and Pie, now listen to me. Two hundred Jewish singles Awful goons need you.This is your chance to make it all right again.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Gyshall posted:

I had the... roast beef.... :saddowns:

Thanks for mutton... :rolleyes:

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

TMMadman posted:

Coffee and Pie, now listen to me. Two hundred Jewish singles Awful goons need you.This is your chance to make it all right again.

TMMadmen, TMMadmen, look, I need to know if Root Bear is refunding.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I'm hip to the whole scene, man.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I'm hip to the whole scene, man.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Whoa! That's a lot of potatoes!

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.


Remember, you're a king, you must project a royal bearing.

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

:j:What do you call a doctor who failed out of med school?
:haw: What?
:j: A dentist.
:haw: Haha, dentists. Who needs them?
:j: Yeah, same goes for the blacks and Jews.
:stare:

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