Mafia Discussion Thread: Calling Each Other Idiots in the Name of Fun

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Amoeba102: Jan 22, 2010

Race car driving is a sport because the drivers end up gassed.

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imgay: May 12, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I got a bottle of lube ready for this GOP debate aka Donald Trump making republicans eat his poo poo for an hour

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JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

If he fires Jeb Bush im gonna lose it XD

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busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

Amoeba102 posted:

USSR was well ahead. Started show boating and the USA pipped them at the finish line after being behind the whole race. It was like a Bradbury.

You just know I'm the only one that's going to get this reference right? Just like your warnie one the other day. Are you trying to ask me out amoeba????

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George Kansas: Sep 1, 2008; preface all my posts with this

Australian friendship is so weird, calling each other cunts and such.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 01:47

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

BottleKnight posted:

Australian friendship is so weird, calling each other cunts and such.

Not really. Makes u think tho

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busb posted:

You just know I'm the only one that's going to get this reference right? Just like your warnie one the other day. Are you trying to ask me out amoeba????

To quote our Lord and saviour, Jesus Christ, "just screw already"

# ? Aug 7, 2015 01:49

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

BottleKnight posted:

Australian friendship is so weird, calling each other cunts and such.

Its just America who acts like that is the most evil word ever. Its like calling your buddy an rear end in a top hat here

I also think I grew up in an area where friends talk way more poo poo to each other than other places

# ? Aug 7, 2015 01:50

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
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JakeP posted:

just because its not good for your body doesn't make it a sport though

i guess its as much of a sport as lifting weights which is more of a sport than video games i guess

Boxing and the NFL aren't sports then.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 01:51

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

WHICH WAY MADNESS posted:

Boxing and the NFL aren't sports then.

How? They are completely athletic based games.

I didn't say anything bad for your body isn't a sport, your logic is bad

though I can see how my previous post says that if you read it a certain way.

What I meant was something being bad for your body doesnt necessarily make it a sport

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t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Can we agree calling horse racing a sport is tenuous at best

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WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
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JakeP posted:

Its just America who acts like that is the most evil word ever. Its like calling your buddy an rear end in a top hat here

I also think I grew up in an area where friends talk way more poo poo to each other than other places

I call people oval office all the time. Mostly women drivers.

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Amoeba102: Jan 22, 2010

I wished someone got my Jenson button joke.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 01:52

George Kansas: Sep 1, 2008; preface all my posts with this

busb posted:

Not really. Makes u think tho

what a post!

# ? Aug 7, 2015 01:53

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Tremendous Taste posted:

Can we agree calling horse racing a sport is tenuous at best

its a sport for the horses not for the midgets riding them or the rich people who own them

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Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

Grats Asii :3:

Tremendous Taste posted:

game attendance enjoyment index

1) Dota
2) NHL
3) NFL
4) MLS
5) MLB
6) NBA

fixed

Tremendous Taste posted:

I have two dads

confirming

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Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

WHICH WAY MADNESS posted:

Boxing and the NFL aren't sports then.

I really love the NFL. I'm gonna watch it until either I die or all the players die from concussions.

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Amoeba102: Jan 22, 2010

Tremendous Taste posted:

Can we agree calling horse racing a sport is tenuous at best

It's a sport for the horse. We just need to make the piggy back a recognised athletic sport.

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JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Pinterest Mom posted:

fixed

Thats a fine opinion to have since you are not calling Dota a sport. I enjoy watching it as well

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t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

The e-in e-sports stands for extremely not

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t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Can an animal not conscious of sport as a concept participate in it?

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JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Tremendous Taste posted:

Can an animal not conscious of sport as a concept participate in it?

yes

# ? Aug 7, 2015 01:57

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
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JakeP posted:

How? They are completely athletic based games.

I didn't say anything bad for your body isn't a sport, your logic is bad

Just refuting your misguided opinions, auto racing requires conditioning like any other sport and takes a toll like other sports.

Except for golf which is objectively the worst sport.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 01:58

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
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Tremendous Taste posted:

Can we agree calling horse racing a sport is tenuous at best

It is the inverse of basketball.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 01:59

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

Polo is a sport. Car racing is not, neither is dota. Swimming and running are not sports. I am sport.

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hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

this derail is dumb

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busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

Golf is the ultimate sport lmao if you don't get golf

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Amoeba102: Jan 22, 2010

Allen, be a good sport.

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hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

Amoeba102 posted:

Allen, be a good sport.

I would but most talk about sports on the internet inevitably descends into xenophobic, nationalistic "my thing is good your thing is bad" bullshit or nerds whining about people talking about sports because gym class murdered their family and burnt down their village and I'm so loving tired of it all.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 02:07

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

I like the sport of robot jousting

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busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

It's me im xenophobic about hating parochial sportings.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 02:13

Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

Allen Wren posted:

I would but most talk about sports on the internet inevitably descends into xenophobic, nationalistic "my thing is good your thing is bad" bullshit or nerds whining about people talking about sports because gym class murdered their family and burnt down their village and I'm so loving tired of it all.

I don't think anyone in this thread is serious when they say other sports are bad and even if they are that's just their opinion and they're dumb.

I personally do not enjoy baseball but that's only because I never played it as a kid. I played soccer, basketball, rugby, cricket and tennis. Those are sports I enjoy watching. I also enjoy football because that's what my dad watched when I was very young so I grew up around it.

I think people tend towards sports they have history with to watch on a professional level.

# ? Aug 7, 2015 02:15

busb: Mar 19, 2009; Thorgie

If you would like me to stop owning you with Sport Facts then sign up for italian Mafia

# ? Aug 7, 2015 02:16

WHICH WAY MADNESS: Apr 28, 2009; You recall this living nightmare, you take comfort in its familiar pain. You smell fermentation and can hear a dull, unending beeping. Someone shouts in a language you do not know.
You love your family. YOU. LOVE. THEM.
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Allen Wren posted:

I would but most talk about sports on the internet inevitably descends into xenophobic, nationalistic "my thing is good your thing is bad" bullshit or nerds whining about people talking about sports because gym class murdered their family and burnt down their village and I'm so loving tired of it all.

You do realize you are the whiny nerd in this scenario?

# ? Aug 7, 2015 02:16