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Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Krispy Kareem posted:

I had an Ericsson phone with a pull out antenna that of course stripped its screws while in my pocket. Phone insurance didn't cover antenna damage so I sealed the phone in a plastic baggy and proceeded to throw it as far into the air as possible to land on concrete. Multiple times. Without any effect whatsoever. I finally had to go to a second floor railing and fling it down with all my strength to get the slightest crack on the LCD. Traded it in for a Nokia without a lovely antenna.

Probably should have just run over it, but I was driving a very small car and I don't think that would have worked either.

I'm pretty sure it was this one:



Nearly indestructible except for that loving antenna.
Oh hey this was my first phone. Had it from 2002 until I got a Sony Ericsson with a snap-on camera a couple years later. That thing was some serious tech; it had voice recognition for dialing and it came loaded with Towers of Hanoi! :pcgaming:

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

An Angry Bug posted:

Did humanity collectively forget backpacks exist at some point? I've got a charger, an umbrella, a water bottle, sunglasses, shopping bags, earbuds, a toothbrush with toothpaste, earmuffs, a hat, gloves, and glasses cleaning supplies with me all the time. It's like two pounds, tops.

I almost never carry that much unless I have a reason to. Usually I set out on an urban or theme park adventure with my wallet, phone, earbuds, and phone charger. The majority of what you put in your bag would probably never get used while I'm out.

Also I'm really considering carrying one of my massive collection of military canteens on my belt instead of carrying a disposable water bottle, since it holds more than your average PET bottle and is immediately at hand.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

DicktheCat posted:

They dont generally have cold-weather tires in southern states, so driving in snow and ice is a big risk. Also, what tends to happen in Ga is that the snow will fall, melt a little during the day, then freeze over the roads and stuff overnight, causing very danderous conditions for people who have no idea how to drive in the ice.

I don't get why every other state cares what Georgia does when it snows.

Atlanta is the largest city in the Southeast, Hartsfield is the busiest airport in the country, and there's a small TV network here that needs to fill 24 hours of news coverage.

Seriously. Those are the reasons. All we need is an airliner to disappear along with a cute White girl on her way to Spring Break in Aruba and we'll hit a media coverage singularity that'll make the world implode.

H2SO4
Sep 11, 2001

put your money in a log cabin


Buglord

drgnwr1 posted:

E: And a dusting of snow shouldn't shut down the state Georgia

and don't get me started on that mcdonalds coffee lol amirite

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I figure by the time I get around to buying a smart phone, everyone will have brain implanted phones.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Hey! My mother and father still uses Tracphone, and they certianly don't earn enough to be drug dealers. Mostly they keep them around in case of emergency (car breaks down, need to get in contact now, whatever). They've been buying those $20/60min cards for years so they have some insane number of minutes because those minutes expire after some amount of time unless you get another card.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

T-man posted:

Hey! My mother and father still uses Tracphone, and they certianly don't earn enough to be drug dealers. Mostly they keep them around in case of emergency (car breaks down, need to get in contact now, whatever). They've been buying those $20/60min cards for years so they have some insane number of minutes because those minutes expire after some amount of time unless you get another card.

Are you my secret brother? My parents do this exact_thing as well.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Jmcrofts posted:

Speaking of obsolete phones, remember Tracfone? Apparently the company still exists, though I can't imagine who has one other than drug dealers.



Man what a ripoff. I recall it being $20 for 60 minutes? And texts cost .25 minutes, sending OR recieving. Nowadays I can get 5gb of 4g and unlimited texting for $30 a month.


I had essentially that model for five years. Couldn't kill the little bastard. It still worked perfectly when I switched to a flip, except that you had to do some maneuvering to get the minutes added.

Tracfone's less about the minutes than it is the service. The $20 for 60 minutes extended your service 90 days and if you updated online, there were all kinds of bonuses and offers. I still use them because I barely use a phone. Wi-fi is free and it's really not that bad on your minutes if you use the internet without wi-fi. Texts still cost about the same, a bit more if it has an attachment.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

drgnwr1 posted:

And they made an awesome clicking noise as you spun your phone around in them slowly.
Also really effective to grab onto for a little more wedgie leverage.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

robodex posted:

I can see wanting to bring your charger with you, but on the other hand the battery life on the 6/6+ is pretty amazing, I'm an extremely heavy user of my phone and have never had a problem with it lasting a full day on a charge.

Oh, how far we've fallen. Come on battery technology, lift your loving game!

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Gromit posted:

Oh, how far we've fallen. Come on battery technology, lift your loving game!

To be fair, they are powering a device that would have run rings around a computer of just 10 years ago.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Last Chance posted:

Used to rock this bad boy for a little while mid last decade:



This was my running buddy throughout high school. No matter how much you dropped it or it flung around, it would always work. It was a goddamned tank.

chitoryu12 posted:

If I remember correctly, my first phone was a silver Motorola Razr back in 2006 or 2007 when I was a freshman or sophomore in high school. After it ran through the washing machine, I got a MetroPCS Huawei M750 around late 2008 or early 2009? It was my first touchscreen device (accompanied by an iPod Classic for music) and within about two years the touchscreen and buttons had broken until the phone was nearly useless....through regular use. In the spring of 2011 I got my first iPhone and never looked back.

I remember when the Razr v3 was the new hotness, but I didn't have enough money to buy one. So I bought this bad boy for $99.99 with a 2-year Verizon contract:



While everyone I knew had a Razr, I only met ONE other person who had a V710 and that was a Verizon rep. It was still a pretty good phone and I always kept it around as a spare for as long as I had a Verizon account. The only thing bad about it was the Bluetooth - you could sync a headset to it, but you couldn't do anything else. It was a bit disappointing because I had a built-in Bluetooth receiver on my laptop at the time and I wanted to try my hand at transferring files that way.

I didn't get my first smartphone (a Motorola Atrix) until a couple of years ago.


I killed two of these through water damage. The third just died for no reason and Verizon wouldn't replace it. So I went back to using my V710. In retrospect, I should have just gotten a damned MP3 player.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

flosofl posted:

To be fair, they are powering a device that would have run rings around a computer of just 10 years ago.

I'm not denying that, but I am complaining that battery tech needs to get a lot better. Being happy that you get a whole day out of a charge should not be how we live!

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Gromit posted:

I'm not denying that, but I am complaining that battery tech needs to get a lot better. Being happy that you get a whole day out of a charge should not be how we live!

I'm hoping wireless charging steps up. I forget the details, but some company at one of this year's trade shows demoed a setup that used Wi-Fi access points to triangulate devices' locations within a hotel suite and charge them wirelessly without having to set them on a charging mat. If something like that takes off and I basically don't have to worry about battery levels at home or at work, current capacities would be just fine with me.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
Whenever someone posts the 'Nokias are indestructible' meme I feel like I'm missing out on something. I've had a bunch of different Nokia models over the years and without exception the hardware was garbage - either the keys would stop working (removable faceplate models) or the slide/flip mechanism would wear out.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

dissss posted:

Whenever someone posts the 'Nokias are indestructible' meme I feel like I'm missing out on something. I've had a bunch of different Nokia models over the years and without exception the hardware was garbage - either the keys would stop working (removable faceplate models) or the slide/flip mechanism would wear out.

I had to bust out my old Nokia 3100 in 2008 and it was still going strong. The last time I took a look at it it still powered on and held a charge, unlike my much newer slim (non razr) Motorola and Samsung slider.

It didn't flip or slide, and as far as I knew it didn't have a removable faceplate. You just had to get the right kind of candybar phone.

E: apparently it did have something called "xpress-on" cover plates, n/m

titties has a new favorite as of 11:49 on Aug 8, 2015

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Some of the more durable Nokia's were the 5210 and 5100's models enclosed in water and dust resistant rubber which also protected it against impact shocks.
Even then the regular phones were pretty impact resistant as the removable face plates and battery took most of the force and if that did shatter then you'd just buy another.
Looking through an iFixit guide the phones were made really sturdy; compartments within compartments of plastic with the only bit of glass being the LCD display. To get that to shatter you'd have to drive an awl through it.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
Yeah it wouldn't shatter, it would just stop working in some annoying way (as above usually the keypad)

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




Old-phone-chat makes me want to see if my Nokia 8110 still works.

I got it because of the Matrix. I even drew up the plans to retro-fit the spring slider. Never got around to doing it, which is good because I'd have trashed the thing.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


dissss posted:

Whenever someone posts the 'Nokias are indestructible' meme I feel like I'm missing out on something. I've had a bunch of different Nokia models over the years and without exception the hardware was garbage - either the keys would stop working (removable faceplate models) or the slide/flip mechanism would wear out.

From my experience it was mainly the 3210, 3310 and 5110 that were the bulletproof ones.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Humphreys posted:

From my experience it was mainly the 3210, 3310 and 5110 that were the bulletproof ones.

I had all of them and they were all replaced because the keypad stopped working properly

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Jmcrofts posted:

Nowadays I can get 5gb of 4g and unlimited texting for $30 a month.

Haha no you don't, otherwise, please prove me wrong.


drrockso20 posted:

I want to see someone make a version of Doom run on one of those, shouldn't be too hard since it's supposed to have power comparable to a SNES or GBA

Eh, it's not very cool, but someone ran Doom III on a VooDoo 2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUVXAl0dgYY

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moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
It varies greatly from region to region. Around here the only way you can get that for $30 a month is splitting a family plan three ways.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

dissss posted:

Whenever someone posts the 'Nokias are indestructible' meme I feel like I'm missing out on something. I've had a bunch of different Nokia models over the years and without exception the hardware was garbage - either the keys would stop working (removable faceplate models) or the slide/flip mechanism would wear out.

Yeah this is the first time I've heard of someone having problems with Nokia hardware. The worst Nokia phone I had was a 3200 and it still managed to survive the entirety of a wash of clothes while powered on. I kept using it for months but eventually the ringer volume got lower and lower until it was dead silent and I kept missing calls.

The 6102 I replaced it with was an absolute monster and even with chunks of the plastic breaking off it still worked like a charm and I loved it. I only replaced that because I could get a slimmer profile Nokia for free with the family's upgrade plan.

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

MageMage posted:

Eh, it's not very cool, but someone ran Doom III on a VooDoo 2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUVXAl0dgYY

It's interesting to see how the environment has a low polycount, and how dependent it is of normal maps on every texture for adding detail.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


My S3 Mini, with no case, is at the very upper limit of what I can carry in a pocket. Something larger could physically fit, but it's still bulky and hits against my leg every time I take a step. I have no idea how people deal with iPhones or those giant 5" motherfuckers, especially with a case added to make it even more huge. My Game Boy Color never bothered me back when I carried it around, so maybe I just went too long without carrying tons of poo poo and lost the ability to do so.

As for back pockets, I've never understood how people can carry anything in them and still be able to sit down.

eddiewalker
Apr 28, 2004

Arrrr ye landlubber

MageMage posted:

Haha no you don't, otherwise, please prove me wrong.

The T-Mobile US prepaid plan lovingly known as the "nerd plan" around these forums is $30/month flat-rate for 5gb of LTE, throttled afterwards, unlimited text, but only 100 minutes.

It's a popular little secret and VoIP makes the minute restriction bearable.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
My plan is $33 p.m with free text and 250mb a month and 200 hours of talk. :suicide:
Then again 90% of the time I'm around a wifi setup so you make use of Whatapp and Skype.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

cobalt impurity posted:

Yeah this is the first time I've heard of someone having problems with Nokia hardware. The worst Nokia phone I had was a 3200 and it still managed to survive the entirety of a wash of clothes while powered on. I kept using it for months but eventually the ringer volume got lower and lower until it was dead silent and I kept missing calls.
The Nokia 8210 was absolutely awful. Three of my coworkers had one in -99 and they each probably replaced their phones 2-3 times in a year due to either display or keypad randomly giving up the ghost.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

MageMage posted:

Haha no you don't, otherwise, please prove me wrong.


Eh, it's not very cool, but someone ran Doom III on a VooDoo 2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUVXAl0dgYY

That's actually pretty interesting

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Just found my old 5110!.
Sadly it looks like the innards are well gone as it doesn't even charge so :(
Even if I could get it up and running my phone provider just killed off the 2G network. :(
I still would go slightly nuts on a phone with no predictive text, reverting to txt lk ths.

Surprisingly the old phone is smaller than I remembered.
So for science I did a skinny jeans test
The phone's height (excluding aerial) is exactly the same as my Galaxy S4 and the bulk of it is roughly the same as my wallet - so fits kinda comfortably, even when sitting down.



But yeah not exactly subtle.

Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002

eddiewalker posted:

The T-Mobile US prepaid plan lovingly known as the "nerd plan" around these forums is $30/month flat-rate for 5gb of LTE, throttled afterwards, unlimited text, but only 100 minutes.

It's a popular little secret and VoIP makes the minute restriction bearable.
Haha, WTF?

I have a 4G plan with 10 GB data, 10 hours calling, unlimited texting for.... approx $11 per month. And it's rock solid reception and speed all over. :denmark:

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Tubesock Holocaust posted:

I remember when the Razr v3 was the new hotness, but I didn't have enough money to buy one. So I bought this bad boy for $99.99 with a 2-year Verizon contract:



While everyone I knew had a Razr, I only met ONE other person who had a V710 and that was a Verizon rep. It was still a pretty good phone and I always kept it around as a spare for as long as I had a Verizon account. The only thing bad about it was the Bluetooth - you could sync a headset to it, but you couldn't do anything else. It was a bit disappointing because I had a built-in Bluetooth receiver on my laptop at the time and I wanted to try my hand at transferring files that way.

I had one of those! Probably my favorite basic phone ever. It actually had the same insides as a Razr (except maybe the Bluetooth).

I switched from that to this:



Which was a pretty good phone. The camera was terrible though, made even worse by the fact Sony tried playing up the optics - even setting up a website to share people's blurry t610 photos. And then there was this scene in Charlie's Angels:



Where they used probably the worst camera on a flagship feature phone as a telephoto zoom. Not that any phone cameras were good back then. I just remember the Sony one being particularly bad.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I pay $36 for 4g / 5GB /unlimited voice+SMS , though this is admittedly in Norway, and worked out to more USD before the oil prices cratered (taking the NOK down with them). More expensive than the neighbouring countries, but workable.


Edit: Oh, there's another page. Bit late to the party, then.

Computer viking has a new favorite as of 14:05 on Aug 7, 2015

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Comparing EU cell plans to US ones is like sitting around your overflowing xmas dinner table and mocking the starving kids in Africa.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

dissss posted:

I had all of them and they were all replaced because the keypad stopped working properly

My 8250 (AKA 8210 in the USA) still works, and that's been dropped and thrown numerous times. The colour screen ones and the sliders were fragile though and the earlier external antenna ones had that weak point. But monochrome circa 1997-2000 small phones are as strong as hell.


E: obsolete tech: A government website wasn't working, so just tonight I bloody faxed them a form.
It's me, I use obsolete tech.
Just last week I was wondering whether I should install a real magic DVD decoder card into an old PC, just so I could use the remote controller...

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Pilsner posted:

Haha, WTF?

I have a 4G plan with 10 GB data, 10 hours calling, unlimited texting for.... approx $11 per month. And it's rock solid reception and speed all over. :denmark:

That's because the cost of the phone is baked into most provider's offerings. It's slowly starting to change, but the wrong way. One of the ways to subsidize the phone is to amortize the cost over a 12, 18, or 24 month contract that increases the monthly fee over the plan cost. Then there's the regular "you fulfilled your 24 month, here's your "free/discounted" upgrade for another 24 months". The thing is, if you buy the phone outright, there's no difference in plan costs.

It's insane.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Pilsner posted:

Haha, WTF?

I have a 4G plan with 10 GB data, 10 hours calling, unlimited texting for.... approx $11 per month. And it's rock solid reception and speed all over. :denmark:

Telecommunications are hosed in America. See: internet speeds, Comcast, our weird wireless restrictions.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

MageMage posted:

Haha no you don't, otherwise, please prove me wrong.

$30 is around £20 right now. In the UK on 3 I get 200 minutes, 5000 texts and unlimited data for £20. £27 would get me unlimited everything, but I don't need everything.

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robodex
Jun 6, 2007

They're what's for dinner

Tubesock Holocaust posted:

The only thing bad about it was the Bluetooth - you could sync a headset to it, but you couldn't do anything else. It was a bit disappointing because I had a built-in Bluetooth receiver on my laptop at the time and I wanted to try my hand at transferring files that way.

Oh god, this reminds me of a "obsolete technology" that is thankfully dead/dying--giving carriers the ability to lock out core features on a whim on their "carrier-branded" phones. You still see it sometimes with Internet Tethering but the must frustrating thing about owning a dumbphone in the mid 2000s was having features like bluetooth hobbled because your carrier decided they didn't want you to have it. Or the time my Razr had the ability to set custom, non-purchased ringtones locked down. :argh:

Luckily I think once Apple came on the market and told carriers to shove it w/r/t branding it stopped a bit. You still see carrier branding and features getting locked out but it's nowhere near as egregious as back in the day.

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