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Phoon posted:in the end i went to the park and got drunk instead a good way to spend the day back to work tomorrow, rip week off
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i live in england 'the uk'
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 14:23 |
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so like is england like part of london
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 14:52 |
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every time i go to new street it seems like they've somehow managed to make it shittier and more confusing which i dont think should be physically possible at this point
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 14:55 |
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I'm staying on a big boat in Götenburg
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 15:56 |
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crispix posted:so like is england like part of london do you know the queen?!!!
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 16:04 |
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Vitamins posted:do you know the queen?!!! is she like, able to just chop peoples' heads off and stuff?!
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 16:09 |
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crispix posted:is she like, able to just chop peoples' heads off and stuff?! No dear. They are called "Muslims".
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 17:08 |
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crispix posted:so like is england like part of london No. The Islamic State of Londanistan is our capital.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 17:09 |
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uuuurgggh piss off, nige
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 17:27 |
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crispix posted:uuuurgggh piss off, nige truth hurts huh?
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 17:32 |
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its humid
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 19:27 |
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- been to ikea - done a roast - shifted some furniture round - sorted that bit of the shed roof where the felt was loose It's been the most Sunday of Sundays
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 19:44 |
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i built a desk but its blocking the plugs so now i need to saw a piece off
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 19:50 |
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I had a phone argument with Herman Van Rompuy. Had four pints of IPA at the pub. I had another phone argument with Carswell. Then we met at the pub and had a few pints. Then I had dinner and drinks with Adam Walker and congratulated him on his leadership victory last month. Now we going down the pub.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 19:58 |
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i mostly lay around in my pants
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 20:04 |
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i watched netflix and petted the cat
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 20:07 |
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Nigel Farage posted:Then I had dinner and drinks with Adam Walker and congratulated him on his leadership victory last month. It's the little details I appreciate Nige. How was dinner?
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 20:15 |
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Party Boat posted:It's the little details I appreciate Nige. It was divine. I really recommend the smoked salmon with quail’s eggs. Adam was a charm. We had a really good chat about solutions to the Calais problem that we could promote without being accused of promoting genocide of these parasites.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 20:24 |
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Interesting conundrum. I slept with two women this weekend. Today I got a text from some number asking how I could have done that to this person and they want me to explain myself. How do I say "who are you and this isn't really my fault" without sounding like a massive bell end. Because I sort of am. Help me UK thread, you're my only hope.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 20:51 |
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just ignore it or possibly reply claiming to be someone else
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 20:52 |
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send them a photo of your dick
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 20:53 |
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i didn't involve anyone else in my sex this weekend
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 20:55 |
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"Were we meant to be exclusive? When did we decide that?"
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 20:59 |
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UncleBlazer posted:Interesting conundrum. I slept with two women this weekend. Today I got a text from some number asking how I could have done that to this person and they want me to explain myself. I'm back to help. Tell me about these two women
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 20:59 |
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Ask them if they'd like to be number 3.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:05 |
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Phoon posted:just ignore it or possibly reply claiming to be someone else Evasive. My favourite suggestion. Jose posted:send them a photo of your dick I can't quite get the lighting right. goatface posted:"Were we meant to be exclusive? When did we decide that?" It's an angry boyfriend. I could ask him if he wants to be exclusive, couldn't hurt the situation. The Big Taff Man posted:I'm back to help. Tell me about these two women I regret the first one, it's probably her. She seemed trouble. Second was lovely. Taff damage control my life. Thought I'd never say that.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:10 |
Back from Amsterdam Id recommend going
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:11 |
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did you know she had a boyfriend
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:12 |
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Are these people in your immediate circle of friends? If no, gently caress it off and don't panic. If yes, ignore and hope it all blows over. I've used this pro tactic before.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:13 |
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UncleBlazer posted:Interesting conundrum. I slept with two women this weekend. Today I got a text from some number asking how I could have done that to this person and they want me to explain myself. are you quite sure you haven't raped someone?
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:13 |
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Bozza posted:Are these people in your immediate circle of friends? If no, gently caress it off and don't panic. If yes, ignore and hope it all blows over. is that why you moved to glasgow?
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:14 |
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Jose posted:did you know she had a boyfriend Nope. Morally in the clear. A big reason why I can't really be bothered to reply. Bozza posted:Are these people in your immediate circle of friends? If no, gently caress it off and don't panic. If yes, ignore and hope it all blows over. All signs point to ignore. I like this.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:17 |
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Jose posted:is that why you moved to glasgow? No comment your honour.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:17 |
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UncleBlazer posted:angry boyfriend sending a photo of your winky is an even better suggestion now
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:19 |
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Reply and say you don't want her any more, he can have her. Give him The Fear.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:22 |
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UncleBlazer posted:Nope. Morally in the clear. A big reason why I can't really be bothered to reply. I'd offer advice but it sounds like youve made a series of rookie mistakes here that frankly I cant understand. Who doesnt ask for proof of age and check the facebook relationship status of someone before engaging in sexual activity
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:22 |
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Clearly you should reply saying that if shes pregnant you'll do the right thing and propose
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:23 |
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Ask him if he'll send you pictures of his dick.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 21:27 |
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de la peche posted:Reply and say you don't want her any more, he can have her. Give him The Fear. Ha! The Big Taff Man posted:I'd offer advice but it sounds like youve made a series of rookie mistakes here that frankly I cant understand. Who doesnt ask for proof of age and check the facebook relationship status of someone before engaging in sexual activity gently caress, why am I only doing this now. Looks like she's engaged to this ginger who just runs in a park at weekends and posts on a comedy forum. Reckon I could have him.
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