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CCKeane posted:I played softball! Softball is my favorite sport. Better than dodgeball!?
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i saw new dbz movie this afternoon, man vegeta gets the short of the stick in that movie.
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Aug 10, 2015 02:52
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Goku isn't really that impressive when you consider he dies a million times
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Aug 10, 2015 02:57
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Friday night went around downtown LA and Hollywood with a couple I know and girl that the girl from that couple knows. Let's call her Melissa cause that's her name and nobody knows who I am on this dumb forum so it's safe. Anyways Melissa is married. Melissa got married last December to a guy, who I have met, who I wouldn't know so well to call a friend but he's shown up at prior parties at my place and met up with my group of friends for dinner and drinks a couple times, and I think he's a swell chap. So myself, my friends (the couple), and Melissa meet at a bar and have some food and drinks. I flirt lightly with her and she flirts lightly back, then keeps pushing it. When she's in the bathroom I tell the girl from the couple "wtf are both sisters like this?" cause Melissa's other sister is married and hit on me before. My friend says Melissa apparently just likes some dick. Anyways, because I'm a horrible human being I continue sorta flirting with her. Arm in arm walking down the street once in a while, not grabby though pretty light poo poo. We go into a strip club and to get a discount we claimed we were both couples. The woman at the door required us to kiss to prove it, and we did. At one point Melissa and I are at a bar alone while the couple we are with were elsewhere and she asked a lot of personal questions of me, then asked me if I had any questions for her, flaunted her wedding ring and said "You can have ANYTHING you want." I ask her, "Sooooo... is it an open relationship?" She asks why and I say cause I've been in those. She dodges responding to the rest. Okay so I'm still a horrible human being and flirt but at the end I do not pull the trigger, we part and she's disappointed I didn't ask for her number or get us a hotel. Meanwhile this girl with an actual brain injury I met on tinder that's a raging alcoholic that self medicated for her neurological problem but whose cute and with a decent body and lives a block from me is texting me up until about 3:00am when I get home. She comes over I fool around with her but things don't work cause I'm old and dehydrated from drinking all evening and I have a stressful lawyer job and I'm like a robot/totally don't follow my emotions, and she's a total non sensual girl that likes to get hate-f*****d only I'm a pathetic excuse for a lover in most instances and she gets frustrated, we fall asleep around 5am Sat. I wake up around 9am Sat she goes home prob tells her bestie that I'm a loser... Then contacts me again Sat morning around 3am cause she's a raging alcoholic and past experiences frustrate me and machinery don't work again. Poor girl just wanted to get her groove on. Oh and I worked today, and by worked I meant went into the office sent two emails and played mafia a bit when I got tons of stuff to do and little inspiration to do it only doing the bare minimum to avoid malpractice cause I gotta reduce my caseload and other stuff so I can clear my head and have a somewhat normal and healthy sex life among other things. tl;dr this weekend I was a horrible human being that just managed to have enough of a conscience to not have sex w a recently married girl and then proceeded to fail at sex with an unmarried brain damaged girl, twice, then hosed off barely making ends meet at work
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BottleKnight posted:Better than dodgeball!? Dodgeball is my mistress, but I am married to softball. It's cool, we have an open relationship, we discussed it.
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Aug 10, 2015 02:57
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This was in response to the good weekend post :/
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Aug 10, 2015 02:58
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Runaktla posted:This was in response to the good weekend post :/ I promise my post was made before I saw your post, but holy poo poo that's some bad timing on my part.
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Aug 10, 2015 02:59
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Haha open relationship
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Aug 10, 2015 03:00
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Run you made the right choices and bad sexual experiences don't speak to your character or overall worth
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Aug 10, 2015 03:02
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If commiseration helps I recently got my dick sucked in a chain restaurant parking lot by someone almost double my age and idly considered driving into oncoming traffic on the way home
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Aug 10, 2015 03:04
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That does kinda make me feel better tbqh
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Aug 10, 2015 03:04
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taco bell soft taco 1.29 what a value
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Aug 10, 2015 03:04
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Aug 10, 2015 03:09
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The only thing that truly reflects your self worth is how much you love the movie "Hot Fuzz" (You should like it a lot)
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Aug 10, 2015 03:11
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imgay posted:taco bell soft taco 1.29 what a value Daredevil ghost pepper loaded griller, $1. That's where the value is.
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Aug 10, 2015 03:13
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CCKeane posted:The only thing that truly reflects your self worth is how much you love the movie "Hot Fuzz" (You should like it a lot) Never seen it maybe I'll see it, wonder if it's on Netflix.
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Aug 10, 2015 03:13
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I had my birthday party! Everyone there was in a relationship (except me) so there were no birthday shenanigans. Although it would be kind of awkward if there were. My two dogs sleep in my room and would complain loudly if I kicked them out.
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Aug 10, 2015 03:14
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CCKeane posted:The only thing that truly reflects your self worth is how much you love the movie "Hot Fuzz" (You should like it a lot) Shaun of the Dead was better.
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Aug 10, 2015 03:15
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Wait these are all English movies with bland humour (with a second u in it which means it's not actually humor) aren't they?
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Aug 10, 2015 03:16
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CCKeane posted:The only thing that truly reflects your self worth is how much you love the movie "Hot Fuzz" (You should like it a lot) and the TV series Spaced
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Aug 10, 2015 03:16
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Runaktla posted:Wait these are all English movies with bland humour (with a second u in it which means it's not actually humor) aren't they? Wow you should post some more bad opinions in this thread imo
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Aug 10, 2015 03:18
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Runaktla posted:Wait these are all English movies with bland humour (with a second u in it which means it's not actually humor) aren't they? Spoken like someone from the country that brought us Paul Blart: Mall Cop
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Aug 10, 2015 03:22
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Ahh I guess I shouldn't have picked that fight.
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Aug 10, 2015 03:24
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busb, why was your weekend so bad?
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Aug 10, 2015 03:25
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American Jews are genetically the funniest people in the world
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Aug 10, 2015 03:27
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Got into a massive blue. Nobody was the victor.
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Aug 10, 2015 03:28
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Runaktla posted:Never seen it maybe I'll see it, wonder if it's on Netflix. You ain't seen Hot Fuzz?
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Aug 10, 2015 03:31
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fiery_valkyrie posted:Shaun of the Dead was better. *opens massive tome, takes out quill pen, writes FV's name, closes tome, revealing the title "people who are dead to me"*
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Aug 10, 2015 03:31
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Runaktla posted:Never seen it maybe I'll see it, wonder if it's on Netflix. It is on Netflix and probably my favorite comedy ever, next to maybe Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
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Aug 10, 2015 03:32
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CCKeane posted:The only thing that truly reflects your self worth is how much you love the movie "Hot Fuzz" and the infamous Gawker article On Smarm.
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Aug 10, 2015 03:34
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CCKeane posted:It is on Netflix and probably my favorite comedy ever, next to maybe Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Huh well I'm at home doing nothing... I'll report back and we will see whether I am dead to you in about 2 hours.
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Aug 10, 2015 03:35
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Hello everyone. I had a good weekend. It was the middle weekend for Macbeth, which continues to be suitably adequate. I also spent most of today with MY GIRLFRIEND which is always nice. We watched the first episode of Genius together and played some board games. I also resumed my exercise program after a few months and boy am I physically weak. Muscles atrophy quite rapidly when not worked and you're dieting heavily.
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Aug 10, 2015 03:41
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imgay posted:taco bell soft taco 1.29 what a value I remember when they were .69. Also, I remember White Castle sliders being .49.
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Aug 10, 2015 04:06
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i watched an episode of undercover boss about white castle
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Aug 10, 2015 04:10
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i'm not that old a
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Aug 10, 2015 04:16
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Pinterest Mom posted:i'm not that old a You're late 30s, right?
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Aug 10, 2015 04:17
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I am picking episodes of Grey's Anatomy at random and watching them on Netflix. It's a good evening.
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Aug 10, 2015 04:19
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Asiina posted:I am picking episodes of Grey's Anatomy at random and watching them on Netflix. My favorite chapter of Grey's anatomy is the one about the manible. What a bone!
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Runaktla posted:Huh well I'm at home doing nothing... I'll report back and we will see whether I am dead to you in about 2 hours. Movie report... spoilers... marking all lols... About 45 minutes into it... - hah everybody wants him gone they don't wanna be upstaged - hah she's after Dave the other guy in the hazmat suit... and he's friendly to the guy he's cucked - haha the swear box - lol the backwoods policewoman is a slut - hah the fat guy with buck teeth is annoying him - lol he thought they actually had a problem but it's just a guy pretending to be a statue - ok now an actual justifiable lol the guy uses his officers notebook to make a cartoon of a guy blowing off another guy's head. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm almost halfway through and I feel I will be hated by CCKeane in the near future.
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