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Send a picture of your anus, with a note that says "I want you right here".
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let's all send dick pics 
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Aug 9, 2015 21:37
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UncleBlazer posted:gently caress, why am I only doing this now. Looks like she's engaged to this ginger who just runs in a park at weekends and posts on a comedy forum. Reckon I could have him. noice Taff did you look at wedding venues in manchester? I went to chester zoo today for a wedding venue viewing, got in free and went round the zoo and looked at the animals. Was pretty sweet
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Aug 9, 2015 21:39
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Tell him you have an std but aren't going to tell him which one.
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Aug 9, 2015 21:43
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Mr Henderson you're hortin ma totties
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Aug 9, 2015 21:50
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StoneOfShame posted:Tell him you have an std but aren't going to tell him which one. It's only clap. Nature's slap on the wrist.
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CancerCakes posted:noice All our family are South Wales and Birmingham, Manchester didnt even come into the discussion
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The Big Taff Man posted:All our family are South Wales and Birmingham, Manchester didnt even come into the discussion get married in the bullring then straight out of the church into the homemade burger place hth
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Aug 9, 2015 22:11
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StoneOfShame posted:Tell him you have an std but aren't going to tell him which one. Oh, do this, this is sound advice all day long. You have to do this.
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Aug 9, 2015 22:22
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Drinking scotch and watching Blade on blu ray. This film owns so hard, literally every other comic book movie sucks in comparison.
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Aug 9, 2015 22:45
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JFairfax posted:are you quite sure you haven't raped someone? he is a rapist
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Aug 9, 2015 23:18
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please don't rape in the queens country
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Aug 10, 2015 02:38
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Tell the boyfriend the only way to get even is to sleep with you too.
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Aug 10, 2015 07:04
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Aug 10, 2015 11:51
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if you have enough social awareness to sex two women in as many days you shouldnt need to illicit the help of an intrnet forum to navigate the inevitable backlash imo
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Aug 10, 2015 12:19
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Daytime tv ads are really not aimed at my age group. Just because I'm watching star trek / ncis doesn't mean I need a) a steam iron or b) over-50s insurance.
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Aug 10, 2015 12:34
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i saw one of those pharmaceutical "ask your doctor about..." ads that are prevalent in america and non existent here the other day, except it was for sick dogs "ask your vet about" because the nhs makes those ads redundant
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Aug 10, 2015 13:00
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Daytime ads are aimed at Phoon
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Aug 10, 2015 13:01
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i do need a new iron
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Aug 10, 2015 13:09
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i've just spent 3 hours working with a spreadsheet only to realise it was the wrong one ffs
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Aug 10, 2015 13:29
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just picked up knowing me, knowing you and both series of i'm alan partridge for a tenner. kiss my face!
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Aug 10, 2015 18:49
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corn in the fridge posted:if you have enough social awareness to sex two women in as many days you shouldnt need to illicit the help of an intrnet forum to navigate the inevitable backlash imo further evidence that he is, in fact, a rapist
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Aug 10, 2015 18:56
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I am not a rapist. And in a thread of dog poisoners and people who bury their blind dates under the patio, I wouldn't even be the worst.
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Aug 10, 2015 19:01
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it rained a lot today but was also sunny i also have a sore throat now, its not a v good day imo e: now ive run out of wet hot american summer to watch Vitamins fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Aug 10, 2015 |
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Aug 10, 2015 19:07
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I spent almost 11hr at work today and then got harassed all around the park by some guy who wouldn't stop talking about his musical prowess and getting sperm from his dog and about how intelligent he is and how he wants to be a musician/music teacher/music shop worker or a tiler like his dad. I bet he hasn't raped anyone or buried them under his patio recently though!!
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Aug 10, 2015 20:56
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He tosses off his dog!?
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Aug 10, 2015 20:59
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official countdown of worst places to live in UK. how the gently caress did Burnley not make the list?
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Aug 10, 2015 21:00
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I struggle to believe that Ipswich is the third most happiest place in the UK.
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Aug 10, 2015 21:24
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RedLobster posted:He tosses off his dog!? Not yet, it's too young 
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Aug 10, 2015 21:28
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Fraction posted:I spent almost 11hr at work today and then got harassed all around the park by some guy who wouldn't stop talking about his musical prowess and getting sperm from his dog and about how intelligent he is and how he wants to be a musician/music teacher/music shop worker or a tiler like his dad. that was me
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Aug 10, 2015 21:41
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UncleBlazer posted:I am not a rapist. i really want to believe you but this is exactly what a rapist would say e: Fraction posted:official countdown of worst places to live in UK. how the gently caress did Burnley not make the list? lol i lived in hounslow twice
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Aug 10, 2015 21:52
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Fraction posted:I bet he hasn't raped anyone You used to be cool, Fraction  DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:i really want to believe you but this is exactly what a rapist would say I laughed but it was an honest laugh, not an admission of guilt.
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Aug 10, 2015 21:52
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Fraction posted:I spent almost 11hr at work today and then got harassed all around the park by some guy who wouldn't stop talking about his musical prowess and getting sperm from his dog and about how intelligent he is and how he wants to be a musician/music teacher/music shop worker or a tiler like his dad. poison the dog to save its suffering
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Aug 10, 2015 21:57
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Im uncomfortable posting itt with such denegrates, while Im a cool and upstanding member of the community, much like Bozza and Bobby P
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Aug 10, 2015 21:59
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JFairfax posted:I struggle to believe that Ipswich is the third most happiest place in the UK. i figure they must be operating off "ignorance is bliss" logic
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I figured out why Harrogate's so happyWikipedia posted:Alongside Runnymede, Surrey, people in Harrogate drink alcohol to more hazardous levels than anywhere else in the UK.[41] Harrogate also has the highest concentration of drink drivers in the UK.[42] In 2010 Harrogate was named as 'the online pornography capital of the country' when a BBC documentary, The Virtual Revolution, revealed that residents from the town watched more adult material on their computers than anywhere else in the UK.[43]
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Aug 10, 2015 22:15
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What the gently caress else do you do in Harrogate apart from get blind drunk and try to watch porn
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Aug 10, 2015 22:29
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Hate crimes.
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Aug 10, 2015 22:31
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The Big Taff Man posted:Im uncomfortable posting itt with such denegrates, while Im a cool and upstanding member of the community, much like Bozza and Bobby P What about me
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Vitamins posted:it rained a lot today but was also sunny same, i went for a jog and it was sunny and nice but also pissing down 
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